After molesting a substantial number of cows and rednecks trying to ascertain the true hidden secrets of the human race, the aliens eventually learned sometime around the turn of the century that we were not, in fact, that Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass of the galaxy and were actually just a bunch of f*cktards, and left.
My Tumblr. Currently side-by-side liveblogging Digimon Adventure, sub vs dub.Look at nearly every other species and planet ever in fiction. They are united as one race, one identity.
Meanwhile, humans beings are divided into thousands upon thousands of subgroups and subgroups of those subgroups in order to fight over one tiny mudball. Atually we fight over tinier parts of that tiny mudball.
That's probably why we're "backwater."
edited 16th Sep '14 5:59:19 AM by Nikkolas
I can name one. Guru Laghima, an airbender. Who lived around 4000 years ago. You've probably never heard of him.
edited 16th Sep '14 8:14:28 AM by Nightwire
Well, he's not God anymore...
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |Would've ruined the Troll 2 Shout-Out.
edited 19th Sep '14 5:47:17 PM by Lionheart0

We orbit a Medium-size Star. We're in a tiny sliver of an arm of the Galaxy. We are in the boonies of the Universe. Hell, we even sleep with our own cousins cause we don't have any other options.