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GethKnight Since: Apr, 2010
#7776: Sep 15th 2014 at 8:20:39 PM

We orbit a Medium-size Star. We're in a tiny sliver of an arm of the Galaxy. We are in the boonies of the Universe. Hell, we even sleep with our own cousins cause we don't have any other options.

Enlong Court Dragon from The Underground Facility Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Court Dragon
#7777: Sep 15th 2014 at 8:24:22 PM

There's not even a decent Spacey's around here.

I have a message from another time...
TobiasDrake (•̀⤙•́) (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
(•̀⤙•́)
#7778: Sep 15th 2014 at 8:29:20 PM

After molesting a substantial number of cows and rednecks trying to ascertain the true hidden secrets of the human race, the aliens eventually learned sometime around the turn of the century that we were not, in fact, that Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass of the galaxy and were actually just a bunch of f*cktards, and left.

My Tumblr. Currently side-by-side liveblogging Digimon Adventure, sub vs dub.
wanderlustwarrior Role Model from Where Gods Belong Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Role Model
#7779: Sep 15th 2014 at 8:41:22 PM

Mike, was that a Space Dandy reference?

KarkatTheDalek Not as angry as the name would suggest. from Somwhere in Time/Space Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Not as angry as the name would suggest.
#7780: Sep 15th 2014 at 11:15:59 PM

[up][up] Well, gosh, that's just asking to be blown up.

Oh God! Natural light!
KnownUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#7781: Sep 15th 2014 at 11:30:20 PM

Well, we did invent sliced bread.

GethKnight Since: Apr, 2010
#7782: Sep 16th 2014 at 5:44:03 AM

Reality tv is our most popular source of entertainment.

Nikkolas from Texas Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#7783: Sep 16th 2014 at 5:58:35 AM

Look at nearly every other species and planet ever in fiction. They are united as one race, one identity.

Meanwhile, humans beings are divided into thousands upon thousands of subgroups and subgroups of those subgroups in order to fight over one tiny mudball. Atually we fight over tinier parts of that tiny mudball.

That's probably why we're "backwater."

edited 16th Sep '14 5:59:19 AM by Nikkolas

GethKnight Since: Apr, 2010
#7784: Sep 16th 2014 at 6:00:39 AM

We fight over liquified plant matter and if a 2000-year old dead guy is the son of a deity. We're insane.

LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#7785: Sep 16th 2014 at 6:02:02 AM

Yeah but we have kickass food

Oh really when?
EndlessSea LEGENDARY GALE from oh no you don't Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
LEGENDARY GALE
#7786: Sep 16th 2014 at 6:37:41 AM

The fact that we need to eat at all is proof of how backwards we are. REAL enlightened beings have moved past such mundane needs.

but HOW?
KarkatTheDalek Not as angry as the name would suggest. from Somwhere in Time/Space Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Not as angry as the name would suggest.
#7787: Sep 16th 2014 at 7:36:14 AM

[up] And when was the last time you met an enlightened being, huh?

Oh God! Natural light!
Nikkolas from Texas Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#7789: Sep 16th 2014 at 8:31:23 AM

[up][up] Since the enlightened ones don't eat, presumably they starved and died long before I could meet them.

It's part of the tragedy/comedy of life.

edited 16th Sep '14 8:31:47 AM by Nikkolas

GethKnight Since: Apr, 2010
#7790: Sep 16th 2014 at 8:34:11 AM

I'd assume the Nameks were enlightened. But they were all mostly killed off for awhile.

God_of_Awesome Since: Jan, 2001
#7791: Sep 16th 2014 at 8:36:03 AM

[up][up]I believe the word you're looking for is Traumedy.

edited 16th Sep '14 8:36:19 AM by God_of_Awesome

LordofLore Since: Jun, 2012 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#7793: Sep 19th 2014 at 9:45:05 AM

Best Korea [awesome]

Oh really when?
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#7794: Sep 19th 2014 at 10:05:47 AM

Shouldn't Kami have said "OH MY MEEEEEEEEEE!"?

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
TheWanderer Student of Story from Somewhere in New England (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Student of Story
#7795: Sep 19th 2014 at 3:04:28 PM

Well, he's not God anymore...

| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
alekos23 Since: Mar, 2013
#7796: Sep 19th 2014 at 3:43:08 PM

speaking of that,will they start saying "Oh my Dende" or "Oh my Little Green" now? [lol]

DamascaRamza (Ancient one)
#7797: Sep 19th 2014 at 4:35:06 PM

I wish that North Korea joke had been in the original episode, that was hilarious.

Lionheart0 Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
#7798: Sep 19th 2014 at 5:47:01 PM

Shouldn't Kami have said "OH MY MEEEEEEEEEE!"?

Would've ruined the Troll 2 Shout-Out.

edited 19th Sep '14 5:47:17 PM by Lionheart0

woodywoo01 Lets Lurk! Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)

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