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Lionheart0 Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Frishman Sinful Saint from Baton Rouge, LA Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Sinful Saint
#6902: Jun 23rd 2014 at 5:24:18 AM

[up][up] I've lived in both Louisiana and Texas. It's not any better in the big cities compared to the small towns. You can just go unnoticed easier. Heck, I'm straight and I can't get away from the gay-bashing. But yeah, Louisiana is definitely the worse of the two.

And I spoilered my previous post because some people may still not be caught up. I wasn't until I posted, because I have little time in my week to catch up with my You Tube subscriptions as it is.

[up]Yes...Mayor Annise D. Parker is a male lesbian.

edited 23rd Jun '14 5:25:05 AM by Frishman

If you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste.
BaffleBlend Hey there! Having fun? from Somewhere Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Hey there! Having fun?
#6903: Jun 23rd 2014 at 7:09:40 AM

I live in yeehaw backwoods backwards South Carolina in a household that loves to talk about how homophobic it is, at least on my father's side, every chance he gets. He's a living conservative stereotype, basically. And he's a high-ranking military officer who works at a major army hospital in the city.

So point is, even if Kaiser's in the city, there are going to be occasional psychotic nut jobs who are going to give him hell. I hope he knows how to handle it if that happens, but I have a feeling he most likely does.

"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — Ultimatepheer
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#6904: Jun 23rd 2014 at 10:58:35 AM

[up][up]The post Lionheart was referring to used "he" and "lesbian" together in an ambiguous way.

edited 23rd Jun '14 11:08:01 AM by Anomalocaris20

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
GethKnight Since: Apr, 2010
#6905: Jun 23rd 2014 at 11:07:05 AM

It was a slight grammatical error. 'He' would have been used in reference to Kaiser, while mentioning the orientation of Houston's mayor as an example of how cities differ from rural parts of the same South.

Frishman Sinful Saint from Baton Rouge, LA Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Sinful Saint
#6906: Jun 23rd 2014 at 12:03:24 PM

The individual sentences are grammatically correct. Their presence within the same paragraph is confusing, but since "he" is said twice in the same sentence it indicates a conscious directive instead of a typo, thus leading the context to be that the sentence with "he" in it refers to Kaiser and not the mayor of Houston, who isn't even in that sentence. Had both sentences been a part of the previous paragraph there would have been no ambiguity whatsoever.

Meanwhile, posting "a male lesbian?" without a Joking Mode pothole at 7:17 AM (my local time) while I've been awake for three and a half hours on only about two and a half hours of sleep is a recipe for me mistaking the post as not a joke, leading to a facepalm, leading to a sarcastic comment.

In other words, a grammatical ambiguity has caused all of our latest problems. That and my crippling insomnia.

But lets get back to the conversation. Frankly, I didn't even know Kaiser lived in Coon-ass land. I didn't really think that anything of worth could come out of that state (note that I was born and raised there).

If you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste.
Lionheart0 Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
#6907: Jun 23rd 2014 at 1:22:16 PM

[up][up]I picked up on that, that's why I did the tongue smilie.

ScarletCajun Belligerent Webhead from Lafayette, La. Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Belligerent Webhead
#6908: Jun 23rd 2014 at 9:50:32 PM

[up][up] Kaiser lives in Lake Charles.

I'll defend Lafayette over the rest of the state (this coming from a guy born in Orlando and has lived in Lafayette for 9 years). It's not perfect but it's definitely one of the better places to live in.

Lafayette Strong
mrsunshinesprinkles Forever Gorgeous from Somewhere, crying Since: Jan, 2012
Forever Gorgeous
#6909: Jun 24th 2014 at 7:35:47 AM

New fan here. I reached Episode 16 in one night.

Something I discovered; my english teacher follows this, and does a mean Abridged!Nappa impression.

"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018
randomness4 Ghost '11 from The Land of Inconvenience Since: Sep, 2011
Ghost '11
#6910: Jun 24th 2014 at 9:21:21 AM

Certain Teacher just so happen to be awesome like that.

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GethKnight Since: Apr, 2010
#6911: Jun 24th 2014 at 9:23:47 AM

But can they do a nice Abridged!Nappa?

BaffleBlend Hey there! Having fun? from Somewhere Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Hey there! Having fun?
#6912: Jun 24th 2014 at 9:25:45 AM

He clearly majors in child psychology with a minor in pain.

"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — Ultimatepheer
randomness4 Ghost '11 from The Land of Inconvenience Since: Sep, 2011
Ghost '11
#6914: Jun 24th 2014 at 11:48:20 AM

[up][up][up]No...I'd be foolin' myself if I thought all of them were that cool.

An impressionist they are not.

Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.
KBSL Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
#6915: Jun 24th 2014 at 1:52:46 PM

Wrong thread.

edited 24th Jun '14 1:53:02 PM by KBSL

purplefishman Misanthrope Supreme from Ganzir Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Misanthrope Supreme
#6916: Jun 24th 2014 at 2:04:32 PM

[up][up][up]If we're doing this...

The Heavy!Nappa part always gets me.

edited 24th Jun '14 2:06:30 PM by purplefishman

GethKnight Since: Apr, 2010
#6917: Jun 24th 2014 at 2:47:21 PM

Please tell me there are more of these!

edited 24th Jun '14 2:47:33 PM by GethKnight

SonOfSharknado Love is Love is Love Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Love is Love is Love
#6918: Jun 24th 2014 at 2:51:20 PM

BEHOLD!

edited 24th Jun '14 2:51:27 PM by SonOfSharknado

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minespatch Since: Sep, 2009
#6919: Jun 24th 2014 at 10:00:52 PM

I've seen the pink shirt clip but the rest...? I didn't even know this was a thing! [lol]

SonOfSharknado Love is Love is Love Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Love is Love is Love
#6920: Jun 24th 2014 at 11:56:03 PM

Oh....um....

BEHOLD!

My various fanfics.
wanderlustwarrior Role Model from Where Gods Belong Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Role Model
#6921: Jun 25th 2014 at 3:49:37 AM

I just realized that "that's a new one" remark was a callback to his earlier thing on how often he hears the good guy speeches.

Saiga Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
randomness4 Ghost '11 from The Land of Inconvenience Since: Sep, 2011
Ghost '11
#6923: Jun 25th 2014 at 5:54:58 AM

[up][up]Kind of confusing if you watched the actual episodes 1st...like I did.

Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.
GethKnight Since: Apr, 2010
#6924: Jun 25th 2014 at 8:03:57 AM

I was able to pick up on it my first viewing.

Enlong Court Dragon from The Underground Facility Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Court Dragon
#6925: Jun 25th 2014 at 8:26:09 AM

I kind of like how "f**king face" turns out to be a little more widespread among Namekian warriors, in Cooler 2.

Unless that happened to be the same guy who Sao it to Frieza, of course.

I have a message from another time...

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