Dragon Ball Z Abridged

Oolong probably had the hardest time redeeming himself out of everyone that isn't Piccolo and Vegeta. He had to be forced through laxatives.

Puar just seems to go through with everything Yamcha wants.

Including being assaulted by Roshi, apparently.

Puar follows a different manuel on friendship than most people I suppose.

No need to overthink things. Puar is his pet and, since Puar is intelligent, that means it's also his slave and will not disobey its master.

A pet who went to school. Somehow

This is the universe with a dog as president of earth. Don't think too hard about it.

Several dogs in fact.

You see a series of portrait in King Furry's castle.

Heck, Bulma mentions someone once used the Dragonballs to become king, so it's easy to extrapolate how a Dog became king.

With regards to Krillin, it should be noted that he was entirely 100% onboard the plan to abduct a random beautiful woman for Roshi.

Lunch was only in the cast because Roshi demanded a woman as payment for training Goku and Krillin and they were all too willing to oblige. Goku didn't know any better, but Krillin has no such excuse. "Kidnap a lady for you? Sure thing, be right back!"

Before you criticize his willingness to expose his wife to Roshi or his "Stay in the Kitchen" treatment, it's worth remembering that Krillin does not have a great track record with respecting women. He's not a sexual predator, but he's more than happy to enable.

Edited by TobiasDrake on Sep 17th 2018 at 12:49:23 PM

Right, that's terrible, but not antagonistic, in the sense of being opposed to the protagonist.

It was never "kidnap a lady" so much as "bring a lady to me".

Granted, Roshi probably wouldn't have been that particular, but he wasn't actively ordering akidnapping either.

Oh! And there was also that one time he yanked down Bulma's top to make the Invisible Man nosebleed himself into visibility.

Clever, yes, but a total violation of Bulma's consent.

Especially glaring since, given her track record, Bulma probably would have flashed the dude voluntarily if Krillin had just explained the plan to her.

Edited by TobiasDrake on Sep 17th 2018 at 12:54:33 PM

He could've killed Roshi with comedic timing, I agree.

Yeah, Roshi never orders them to kidnap a woman, only bring him one (Whom he's plainly planning to seduce going by him putting on a suit and stuff). And they don't even really kidnap Launch, they save her from some Cops (whom she didn't know her other self had caused to pursue). Heck, she was the second girl Goku brought, since Goku brought a mermaid first.

She's was the 3rd girl...

Oh right, forgot Roshi doesn't dig fat chicks first.

X_X

PLUS...ULTRA SIZED.

And a gym nut too, excellent.

He really shouldn’t be too picky.

No women would ever voluntarily go out with him without the influence of either drugs, alcohol, or money.

I wouldn't necessarily say so. I mean, Roshi's got qualities. Besides being a murder elemental, and owning his own island, dude's fucking jacked◊.

Plus can't rule out that him being a pervert is a turn on to some woman.

And Krillin is one of the more nicer fellows nowadays.

I mean, not a younger woman.

Someone his own damn age, that was able to look past his personality defects.

The defects of being a perv for younger coolettes?

This works surprisingly well.

Edit: I missed that it was posted on the previous page.

Edited by thok on Sep 17th 2018 at 6:12:52 AM

Amusingly All Might is based off of Goku so this is very much perfect.

In the sense that both are based off of Superman, sure.

No, in the sense that that the author has said he based All Might off of Goku.

Edited by LSBK on Sep 17th 2018 at 5:26:54 AM