Jimmy Firecracker is one of my favorite minor characters.
Sounds more like something Cersei would do.
So Roshi was chosen as part of the people to defend the universe because he knows strategy, and Frieza was chosen because he's strong and Buu was asleep. The others on the team are Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Gohan, Krillin, 18, 17, and Tien.
In all of the main DBZ universe (i.e. every character available as of Battle of Gods, except for the gods), keeping in mind they can resurrect the dead for 24 hours, who would you have chosen instead of the comparatively weak (and also scum) Roshi, and the presumably uncontrollable Frieza? If the full team loses, their universe gets destroyed.
The names that come to my mind are Yamcha, Cell, Dabura, Future Trunks, Dende, and if possible, non-canon characters (starting with Pikkon).
I blame Toriyama.
Hell, Future Trunks has a damn good reason to join the Tournament: The Super Dragonballs might be able to undo not only the destruction of his world, but all the deaths caused by Zamasu and Black.
He's also 100% trustworthy unlike Frieza.
One Strip! One Strip!99% of Roshi's cuntiness comes from the light-hearted gag parts of the series, people still think he should have his intestinal tract pulled out of his tear duct for it.
And rightfully so.
The names that come to my mind are Yamcha, Cell, Dabura, Future Trunks, Dende, and if possible, non-canon characters (starting with Pikkon).
Goten, Trunks, Future Trunks, Dabra, Gotenks, Yamcha, Cell, those three Namekians with battle powers of 3,000, empty spaces, a half-eaten sandwhich
Really, though. They've already shown they don't give a single fuck about creating extra timelines to solve their problems, the team should just be ten copies of Vegetto.
edited 19th May '17 2:50:28 AM by Saiga

....oh.
Well, that's cool. I actually watched the video, so I can see the popularity behind the song.
...well, that's it for me.
One Strip! One Strip!