- [shoots vampire] Guess bullets do work.
- Shoot first, shoot last...maybe ask a question when you reload
- Dead man says what
- Bullets aren't cheap, but your life is.
- Tell me what i want to know and I won't shoot you....[bang]
- Piss poor odds for you guys
- Nothing fancy, center mass
- Sorry, can't hear you over the gunfire
- [bang]...fuck you
Schlock Mercenary had "Would you like BLAM with that?" once...
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I'm afraid "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL" is more badass than that, though.
Back to that situation with being thrown across the room by La Llorona: "Oooh, NOW you'll be cryin'!"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis"So, they want to kill us."
*cocks rifle*
"Let's kill some of them too. Not like it makes a difference."
Better yet...
Conversing with Eldritch Abomination - "Even though your twenty miles wide, you're only a foot tall. So you can't go on any of the Disney Land rides I'm afraid."
[Sniper aiming at one head behind another]: One shot. *fires and kills both* Two kills.
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I have all the cookies but oatmeal."Hey baby, wanna see my snake?"
Snake being innuendo-us euphemism for a weapon. Or possibly a weapon of its own; substitution of something for snake (wood, for example) suggested for customisation. Because there's too little innuendo here.
"I'm gonna turn your ass inside-out!"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis"Oh, I'm sorry; you must have missed your curfew!" [CLONK] "Sweet dreams."
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