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I think Sherlock Holmes is a rather admirable chap. Eh catches criminals and doesn't afraid of anything.
I say, that H. G. Wells has given quite an unfair advantage to the troops on his side! When I tries to launch my assault upon that curious octopoid being on his side of the floor, and he responded simply by rolling a die from my shut-the-box set and informing me that the resulting number of my troops had been summarily ingested. Egad!
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This gentleman's musicianship is stellar.
Welcome To TV Tropes | How To Write An Example | Text Formatting Rules | List Of Shows That Need Summary | TV Tropes Forum | Know The StaffI have quite had it. I'm sick of all this "riding sabre" pollycock that's going on in the gentlemen's fencing clubs right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I wager I would know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about 50 pounds and four shilling!) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. Verily, I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a continental musketeer with a simple horizoontal slash.
Ever wonder why Napoleon never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Why, in Japanese-Russian war, Russian soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require more respect in fencing clubs. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
For those who may have skimmed my treastrise, Katanas are formidable!
On the contrary, you scoundrel; I believe that upon further examination you shall find your remark more applicable to yourself than to any other man present!
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Indeed, when held by its shoulders, that cat is of considerable length.