Making a Napoleon Rants comic about Marie Curie winning the Nobel Prize. (OK, early 20th, but the research was partly done in the 19th.)
Darwin didn't believe we evolved from chimpanzees, we share a common ancestor with modern african apes.
edited 30th May '12 3:27:43 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame"Stole the precious thing" and "Not even drop" were already done, so...
"The maidens are busy preparing themselves. Your patience will be soon rewarded."
Ms. Tillner's Advanced Arythmetics Courses.
The Lunar Princess is quite a frivolous person, slacking off to her heart's content.
"Aid me, Irene!"
/Memes/Touhou
Rather than smart, I'd prefer to be wise. It would let me be silly more often.This is certainly bad news...for JOHNSON!
"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."Begging your sincerest pardon, sir or madam, but I am in a most dreadful predicament. I am hopelessly searching for a wayward amphibian, whose name happens to be Sir Hopkin the Verdant, of the taxonomic order Anura. I have suffered the misfortune of misplacing this beloved herptile whom I own, and I can be reached by telegraph at the following station number:
329-3228
My Sincerest Thanks for your kind assistance,
Sir Terrance Percival Lincolnshire III, Esq.
-POSTSCRIPT-
I express my utmost intention of relocating the aforementioned Sir Hopkin the Verdant, of the taxonomic order Anura. I am under the suspicion that the amphibian was unlawfully taken from my possession or, perchance, located by an individual who is ignorant of my ownership of the animal. It is my aim to discover the identity of such a person.
Ah, forgive me! I have been so careless as to omit my current residence's address from this notice of inquiry. Though my inkwell is nearly dry and the hour is late, I shall provide it below:
2012 15th Ave. S 11>
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019I have been pondering the thought.... when our lord provides you with citrus, do nor make a sugary bevrage- make him take the fruit BACK! ENTER A STATE OF RAGE! I DO NOT DESIRE THESE FORSAKEN CITRUSES WHAT ON EARTH AM I INTENDED TO UTILIZE THEM FOR? PROVIDE AN ANGRY REQUEST TO SEE OUR LORD'S EMPLOYER! ARE YOU AWARE OF MY IDENTITY? I AM THE GENTLEMAN THAT WILL SET YOUR PLACE OF RESIDENCE ALIGHT! UTILIZING CITRUS FRUIT! I SHALL CONVINCE MY ENGINEERS TO PRODUCE A CITRUS CAPABLE OF COMBUSTING THAT SHALL DESTROY YOUR MANSION USING FIRE!
edited 4th Jun '12 11:31:01 AM by paradisedj32
In the Western Territories, born and raised,
The wild frontier was where I spent most of my days.
Chopping wood, building a ranch, grazing cattle all cool,
Shooting some buffalo and using their bones to build tools.
Then a tribe of injuns who were up to no good,
Started making trouble in my local settlement.
There was one minor skirmish, but my old lady got scared,
She said, "We're moving with your aunt and uncle back East in Virginia."
edited 4th Jun '12 5:59:14 PM by SeanMurrayI

i'm in London, writin bout ur captalizm
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