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DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#926: May 22nd 2011 at 12:59:46 AM

@SAP: Nah, she usually spends the night. wink

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#927: May 22nd 2011 at 1:08:44 AM

DG: Well for y'all yeah! But for me? Nope.

No.
drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#928: May 22nd 2011 at 1:20:07 AM

wish the sexy horny lady was here. But she isn't.

So...drinking this pint I poured, I apparently have had enough that I'm actually tasting the beer. Now, think about this for a moment; no alcohol flavor, no carbonation getting in the way. I'm actually experiencing the flavor of beer for the first time.

And I have to say; it tastes like drinking a slice of bread.

A wonderful experience, really. I'm starting to truly understand the appeal of beer. Pardon me while I drain this pint and pour another.

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#929: May 22nd 2011 at 1:22:36 AM

BREAD IS AWESOME.

...Yeah. I've been there. So what!

No.
Gelzo Gerald Zosewater from the vault Since: Oct, 2009
Gerald Zosewater
#930: May 22nd 2011 at 1:31:55 AM

Ugh. I need to go to better parties or something. I'm never in a situation where there's anyone interested in me, even when wasted.

Except for that one girl, but that doesn't count because she was creepy, absolutely wasted, and hitting on everyone. Even the girls.

Ruining everything forever.
goodtimesfreegrog imokaywiththis.gif from Darkmere Since: Oct, 2010
imokaywiththis.gif
#931: May 22nd 2011 at 1:33:01 AM

Now I wish I could hit on Gelzo.

This makes me feel a little creepy.

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DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#932: May 22nd 2011 at 1:34:00 AM

@Gelzo: Heeey, I hit on the girls at parties. (If I know them really well, I also grope them, but that's more of an in-joke.)

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#933: May 23rd 2011 at 6:38:54 PM

Well tonight I've picked up a fresh fifth of Evans.

And with that, my drinking fund has dried up, so my new goal is to find new means of acquiring more moneys.

SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#934: May 30th 2011 at 5:24:30 AM

Reviving! I've been drunk watching TTGL tonight. No more alcohol until I BUY more.[lol] Which depends upon how much money I have.

But it's been good and I'd hate this thread to go to waste!

edited 30th May '11 5:25:05 AM by SenatorAwesomePants

No.
SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#935: Jun 1st 2011 at 8:44:21 PM

I am celebrating getting a job yesterday(I start next Friday, I filled out paperwork and got next weeks schedule today, I work Fri-Sun next week) with, um, Dark Eyes. I'm embarrassed to admit that. but since it's what I could afford!

I have nothing tomorrow, except telling Phil and showing him the schedule and marathon cleaning some. Unlike today so tonight is the celebration day.

edited 1st Jun '11 8:47:08 PM by SenatorAwesomePants

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drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#936: Jun 1st 2011 at 8:55:06 PM

celebrating my victory over the Bank of Embarrassment with a tall cold glass of whiskey or three!

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#937: Jun 1st 2011 at 9:02:57 PM

Drunk: Awesome! XD.

It made sense for me to celebrate tonight, I had too much to do too early the day after I got the job.

No.
drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#938: Jun 1st 2011 at 9:09:22 PM

@Senator: Good deal. Always celebrate when time allows for it, but never forget to celebrate.

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#939: Jun 1st 2011 at 10:12:07 PM

Drunk: Exactly. Particularly for something like this! Getting a job is good. It means that soonish(in a couple/few weeks) my "enforced mental health leave" at the tattoo shop will be over. Apparently they all miss me! [lol]

I wish I could afford better than Dark Eyes for celebrating though... Dark Eyes pretty much sucks. :/ But I'm poor and saving for the con. XD

I have a very good reason to celebrate! I've been looking for months and finally got a job!

edited 1st Jun '11 10:13:12 PM by SenatorAwesomePants

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drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#940: Jun 1st 2011 at 10:12:38 PM

Saving for the con? That is a worthy goal. What con?

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#941: Jun 1st 2011 at 10:15:15 PM

Drunk: Colossalcon. In Columbus. I go this weekend. I'm cosplaying(sorta) Dream of the Endless because that is easy for me!

No.
drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#942: Jun 1st 2011 at 10:19:54 PM

Well, I've never heard of it but a Con is a Con. Go, dress weird, get drunk, meet attractive members of the sex you like fucking and do what comes natural. Cons are an island of blessed strangeness surrounded by a sea of constricting conformity, be sure to act accordingly. [lol]

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#943: Jun 1st 2011 at 11:31:54 PM

Drunk: It's new(2nd?-ish year). And I'm going with friends and apparently there is always a lot of beer in the hotel(any time the go to a con).

The is a "dance party"(rave type thing) I'll be the person being a very confused(tank top wearing) Dream doing the catch the butterfly goth dance... After that? I'll end up so out of character.

I'm getting to barely eat/sleep for weeks and drink. I'm still ok now(I ate normal today!) If a bit random(partially due to being off my ADHD meds for over a week. And even my coworkers can tell when I forget those...

I shall celebrate with vodka(well duh[lol]) and watch SNL both old and 90's(I feel like watching Chris Farely and then Will Ferral(sp?) though) "In a van! Down by the river!!!!"[lol]cool Best of's.

edited 1st Jun '11 11:58:19 PM by SenatorAwesomePants

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drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#944: Jun 1st 2011 at 11:38:05 PM

Sounds like you've got the proper attitude. And a very good plan. I applaud!

Go forth and conquer!

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#945: Jun 1st 2011 at 11:55:42 PM

I SWEAR I CAN DO SERIOUS!!![lol]

After while, Dark Eyes isn't so bad. Of course it could be that other thing I talked about OR I just go used to it. Maybe after this I'll wacth the Labyrinth. I've been sleeping way too nuch anyway! Nothing except cleaning and momentairly visiting the shop and stopping places for... things, on the way home to clean more.

Drunk: If you're 21 or over isn't a con for having "fun"? In more than one way. "Drunk cosplaying")

Again my first choice was Reno, but with my sudden ability to go... I even have to get the tickets at the door. Because I wasn't sure I'd be able to go. But at a con in it's second year it should be fine. And I'm not the only in the group(5 of us, we share a suite and there will be BOOZE(beer apparently normally) a lot of it! Apparently this is normal in the group I'm going with... I thin I found my new home. coolcoolcool[lol][lol]

Dark Eyes! Why? I wanted to celebrate and had little money, Dark Eyes was cheap and on sale, I wish I could afford the delicious-mess that I had last week, but alas I cannot afford it!

edited 1st Jun '11 11:57:11 PM by SenatorAwesomePants

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SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#946: Jun 2nd 2011 at 12:32:02 AM

And totally haven't been eating enough recently. I've had a 1/4 fifth of Dark Eyes and am slightly drunk. That's very little for me.

I'll likely drink more because I don't have much/anything(cleaning some and checking in with Phil and stuff(I have noon until later(7 pm ish)) tomorrow. But if I do type word salad-ish stuff, I apologize, I am celebrating after all. [lol]tonguetongue[lol]

I know I have done so and likely will type that type stuff. [lol] shrug

Rest of my soup is inside.

edited 2nd Jun '11 12:35:23 AM by SenatorAwesomePants

No.
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#947: Jun 2nd 2011 at 5:51:34 PM

Dammit I was watching an episode of Modern Marvels on the History Channel that dealt with only whiskey and they covered Jameson... and now I'm craving some damn Jameson. Curse my lack of money!

Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#948: Jun 2nd 2011 at 6:19:09 PM

I get by this problem (and it does happen to me as well) by leaving liquor bottles with a shot or two left in them and moving on to something I have more of. That way it's always there if I "NEED" to finish it off, and I can replace it within the next few days.

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#949: Jun 2nd 2011 at 6:20:43 PM

To me, a non-empty liquor bottle is like a horny naked chick in front of me - makes no sense NOT to hit it.

Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#950: Jun 2nd 2011 at 6:22:41 PM

Yeah...you probably don't want to walk into my house then...Unless death by alcohol poisoning is your thing. tongue

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.

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