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Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#826: Apr 28th 2011 at 11:33:36 AM

No, I meant my posts.

Also, the facebook chatlog system records everything, it appears. Including drunken conversations with sober people.

Me: If I was knitting there would be holes in my hand like forever.
I've stabbed yself Like eight times!

Drunk: oh boy. :O
might want to put the sharp object down...

Me: It's not sharp though!
IT's dolphin like

I either misread "sharp" as "shark" or confused "dull" with "dolphin". Or both.

Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#828: Apr 28th 2011 at 11:52:03 AM

Apparently the state of mind I'm in while getting drunk plays a large role in the extent of my hangovers the next day.

Last week when I felt terrible I could barely keep my eyes open, or from falling over. When I'm normal, I need about fifteen extra minutes to get up and fine motor functions like handwriting or crocheting aren't that good, but the rest is normal.

MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#829: Apr 28th 2011 at 4:32:17 PM

And tonight, I shall get utterly hammered. Totally thrashed. Thoroughly inebriated.

Cause I ain't got nothing I need to do tomorrow.

SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#830: Apr 28th 2011 at 4:36:18 PM

And tonight I shall be sober. Because I got shit to do tomorrow. And with the rain too, I don't want to jeopardize my chances of waking up on time.

No.
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#831: Apr 28th 2011 at 4:39:19 PM

It's like the opposite of last night, then!

And surprisingly that PT session the Army recruiters run got canceled today, too. So I could've gotten drunk last night.

IanExMachina The Paedofinder General from Gone with the Chickens Since: Jul, 2009
The Paedofinder General
#832: Apr 28th 2011 at 4:39:42 PM

Drinking, woo.

Not gin, beer and cider. I'd prefer to be doing it socially but there is fuck all (in terms of people and places) where I am now.

By the powers invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles, I pronounce you guilty of paedophilia!
TheSollerodFascist Since: Dec, 1969
#833: Apr 29th 2011 at 4:38:44 PM

I'm a newbie here. I'm certainly not new to drinking.

I have store-bought white wine. I was always more of a white wine man over a red wine man, which inevitably gets me ad-libbing 'Red Red Wine'. I only do karaoke when drunk, so the ad-libbing usually fails.

I'll go out and ask all, as an introductory thing, if Islay whiskies have ever been sampled here? They take some getting used to, but my God... if I ever win the lottery...

I've totally been there too Leradny, Internet damage surveillance, oh dear.

DanEile Inexplicable Student from Ireland Since: May, 2010
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
DanEile Inexplicable Student from Ireland Since: May, 2010
Inexplicable Student
#836: Apr 29th 2011 at 7:17:10 PM

Yes, I'm fulfilling several stereotypes tonight, so I am.

"You can only come to the morning through the shadows."
SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#837: Apr 29th 2011 at 11:24:56 PM

I'm too drunk for my current consumption.

My friends are here. Including the ones who are dating but not the one whose kinda with me... Yeah.

And it's been a very very rough day. So I don't care if I pass or blackout.

No.
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#838: Apr 29th 2011 at 11:36:40 PM

I'm fairly drunk from a night at the bar.

Kinda depressed, too - had an extra jagerbomb, offered to this chick I'd been chatting with most of the night, and on the way back to my table, the stupid cunt starts chatting up and dancing with some contemptable asshole.

Needless to say the bitch didn't get her free drink; drank it myself. Because to hell with that goddamn cunt.

SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#839: Apr 30th 2011 at 12:44:24 AM

Very. Very. Rough. Day.

I'm drinking more than this half.

No.
drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#840: May 2nd 2011 at 8:32:20 PM

Got to try some 45 year old bourbon last night. Shit was utterly smooth, despite being barrel strength (118 proof). I forget the brand, because it hasn't been made for like 30 years.

The bottle was so old, it didn't have metric on it; it just said "1/5th of a gallon".

...and then I drank a bunch of Jim Beam rye, because my friend didn't want it and gave it to me for free. And we played Magic. Even though I could barely sit up, I still took him 4 games out of 8. We were in the middle of the 9th when I passed out. :D

Tonight, though...it's Southern Comfort. Yay for nostalgia.

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#841: May 2nd 2011 at 10:20:55 PM

That day, I got too drunk to play Mario Party.( so did a friend)

Tonight? I didn't eat enough so I'm drunk already on less than normal.

I'm eating now though... so I should be able to drink more-ish after that. Of Sobieski. I drank two beers earlier, and some vodka(very little) but since I ate so little...

Bur now I l eat spaghetti and meatballs and be able to drink more.

I'm watching Spongebob. This is great for this.

edited 2nd May '11 10:22:15 PM by SenatorAwesomePants

No.
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#842: May 3rd 2011 at 5:55:50 AM

Mario Party, Spongebob, and alcohol...sure you're not an undergrad?waii

TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#843: May 3rd 2011 at 11:15:59 AM

Three Guinnesses over Doctor Who last night. Almost as good for a barometric headache as acetaminophen.

Fresh-eyed movie blog
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#844: May 3rd 2011 at 11:16:43 AM

I thought Dr. Who comes out on Saturday?

TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#845: May 3rd 2011 at 11:32:25 AM

It does. My roommate needed to catch up on the first two episodes.

Fresh-eyed movie blog
Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#847: May 3rd 2011 at 3:23:34 PM

Kino: I'm 23. And not enrolled in college. I was an undergrad recently though!

No.
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#848: May 3rd 2011 at 6:39:27 PM

I got nothing tonight; killed all my Jameson Sunday during my impromptu "fuck yeah Bin Laden's dead" party.

Thurs my cousin and I are going out drinking for Cinco de Mayo.

Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#849: May 3rd 2011 at 6:41:54 PM

@SAP: Why did I think you were 19? I'm pretty sure you've told me your age like 20 times.

So yeah, has anyone tried that 4Loco stuff?

SenatorAwesomePants not a role-model from the Neuro Tower Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
not a role-model
#850: May 3rd 2011 at 8:43:12 PM

Kino: Probably. But most people think I'm in my late teens.[lol] Apparently I look young!

And I haven't tried 4 loko. Isn't it illegal now?

Old Rasputin is good. Very strong for beer too... but so tasty also.

No.

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