The Drunk Thread

Have you tried it with milk? Purists will hate your guts, but it's softer and easy on the throat.

Cider is very situational, and some people disregard it altogether for being sweet. The low alchoholic content (or none, depending on the brand) and sweetness make it great as a "gateway" (I hate the terrible connotations this word has acquired) drink.

I haven't had it often enough, but I think dry cider tends to be nicer than the sweet kind, actually.

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Cider is good stuff, though it so reminds me of illicit drinking in secondary school with two-liter plastic bottles of some crap off-brand cider in the field behind school. I was, what, fifteen? The age for it.

I am, by the way, drunk as fuck.

Gin and tonic and then my wife's Long Island Iced Tea recipe, with lemons from our garden. It's of ... military strength.

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Well, just to be the pessimist then that's probably because you were... well... drunk. Alcohol seldom solves any problems, it just makes you forget them and puts you in a state where you don't care.

And cider is lovely, whether it's of high percentage or not. Nothing better than cold cider on a hot summerday!

Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango?

Nah, that's not it. His night didn't turn out like he wanted it to, but it still sounds entertaining. You don't need to get a date every time you go out on the town to have fun.

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Challenge: Bottle of vodka. 24 hours to drink it without passing out. Must not mix with anything.

After listening to the dicks, pussies and assholes monologue in Team America, I could think about one thing only: "You are what you eat."

Yikes. Well, good luck with your extra 1600 calories today. Though, if you pace yourself well, that shouldn’t be too difficult.

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I've seen people drink entire bottles of liquor before. The results were not pretty.

Ahh, the vodka challenge. <-Probably the worst way to respond to the question "Mommy, where did I come from?"

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I have yet to find a white wine that's as good as a red.

Damn forgot there was such a thread last night. Had 2 Guinesses and a shot or two of rum and a shit-ton of junk food to try to drown my sorrows. Am now hungover from the junk food.

Emperor Wu liked cake, but not exploding cake!

^^ Two completely different tastes, honestly. I’m personally a red-man myself (Oh Gnarly Head Old Vine Zin, you’ll never let me down, will you?)

Whites are a bit crisper and not nearly as heavy on the pallet. These guys make pretty decent white wine. If a fruiter wine is your game, I found that most German Rieslings are a good bet (I have one at home, but can’t remember the name, feel free to PM me if you’d like take a look when I get home).

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I read this in the voice of Morpheus giving that speech about the agents.

"...yet their sobriety, and their livers, are still based in a world built on rules. Because of that, they can never be as drunk, or as hungover, as you can be.''

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Oh man my fucking uncle.

"Drink one more beer, Nick," he says.

Fuck you uncle. Bleh my stomach hurts.

I guess it is.

Getting tipsy. Had a guiness at home, at a bar on the patio now, had a rum and coke, now having a nice summer lager of a local brand. Whee.

Emperor Wu liked cake, but not exploding cake!

@Nyktos: Wait, aren't you like fifteen or something? Not that there's anything objectionable in that, but it's certainly strange.

Someone take the burden of choice away from me. I have just about every major liquor you can by, some red wine, some white wine, and a few beers. What shall I drink?

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Some good red wine can't go amiss, that's for sure.

I have a giant gin and tonic right now. Bombay Sapphire and whatever.

A brighter future for a darker age.

I can do red wine, sounds good.

Gin in tonic sounds like a decent idea for drink #2.

I can even uses, my special ice tray my friends got me for my birthday.

edited 30th Apr '10 11:46:13 PM by Justice4243

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Yea definitely drunk. Yay cheap double jager bombs!

Emperor Wu liked cake, but not exploding cake!

Does Bombay Sapphire make good gin? I saw that in a friend's cupboard the other day.

You know what I mean by "good" gin.

edited 1st May '10 12:00:10 AM by Zephid

I wrote about a fish turning into the moon.

I thought Bombay Sapphire was most famous for their Gin.

And yes, they’re definitely one of the top brands.

Also Gin and Tonic was good choice. I even had a lime in the fridge!

Thanks Morven.

edited 1st May '10 12:01:09 AM by Justice4243

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Bombay Sapphire is one of the good gins, a species which has become rather greater in number in recent years. It has a sweeter, flowerier note to its botanicals than many do, which some like and some don't. Two of the ingredients are angelica and iris root, and you can tell.

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So I am currently high on allergy tablets.

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