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Jackerel SURPRISE from ur sentry Since: Feb, 2011
DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#13604: Feb 21st 2011 at 7:33:48 PM

What if it was a river that Escher drew?

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#13605: Feb 21st 2011 at 7:33:49 PM

So, I went outside for a cigarette...and discovered it was hailing. I held my glass to the sky, for the contents were too warm for my taste.

Is it bad that I viewed a hailstorm as God attempting to put ice in my drink?

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#13606: Feb 21st 2011 at 7:34:39 PM

What if you calculate the rate of flow of the Mississippi, bathe in it up in... I dunno, is Montana in the basin? Then take a flight down to New Orleans, and take a bath at the appropriate time?

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
EnglishIvy Since: Aug, 2011
#13607: Feb 21st 2011 at 7:37:36 PM

@ds: No.

Also, I'm abbreviating your username as ds, now.

OriDoodle Mom Lady from East of West Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
#13608: Feb 21st 2011 at 7:43:14 PM

Get home form a long day at work to find my boyo busily cooking and warning me away from the kitchen.

Sometimes i Love my life.

Doodles
Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#13609: Feb 21st 2011 at 7:53:20 PM

Ori! *snuggle* I am eating an apple fritter right now.

blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#13610: Feb 21st 2011 at 7:53:39 PM

The Mississippi starts up Minnesota way and it takes about two months for the water to get to the ocean. I found that out on a boat ride on Lake Michigan whilst doing the Chicago tourist thing a while back. The water in the lock that was raising or lowering the boat we were in, I forget which would end up in the ocean six weeks from the date of the trip. I remember because it was when there was really bad flooding down South and everyone on the boat felt bad. This could of been a thing the guide said to make us shut up though. But it seems reasonable.

I would like to swim in a Moebius river. I just made a moebius scarf.

Edit to add: I am glad the hail is being used for good and not for evil.

edited 21st Feb '11 7:55:19 PM by blackcat

Galeros Slay foes with bow and arrow Since: Jan, 2001
Slay foes with bow and arrow
#13611: Feb 21st 2011 at 8:18:29 PM

I just took some NyQuil for my cold-like/allergy symptoms, oh wait, I mean Nite Time.

Yeah, that is it!

I expect to be out within the hour.

Yuanchosaan antic disposition from Australia Since: Jan, 2010
antic disposition
#13612: Feb 21st 2011 at 8:23:33 PM

Maybe you could bathe in the river and collect the water that was going downstream, then release it the next day for you to bathe in again. It's probably not going to be very good for the river, or for your hygiene.

"Doctor Who means never having to say you're kidding." - Bocaj
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#13613: Feb 21st 2011 at 8:57:12 PM

I'm amused at the lengths to which you're going to murder this proverb. Heraclitus is rolling in his grave so hard that he cannot spin in the same dirt twice.

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#13614: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:04:52 PM

I gotta admit all of the beauty has been beaten out of it.

I made brownies. Neener neener.

DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#13615: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:06:50 PM

I have a delicious rum and coke. Neener neener. tongue

edited 21st Feb '11 9:06:58 PM by DrunkGirlfriend

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#13616: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:07:44 PM

I like finishing homework before my sister.

Except for the fact that I now have to wait till she finishes to print out my work.

DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#13617: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:08:37 PM

[up] Hey, at least it's done, right? grin

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#13618: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:10:41 PM

I know! Satisfaction abounds :D

Dorkus Since: Aug, 2009
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#13620: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:12:22 PM

[up][up][up][up]Drinking sake neener nnnneener.

Maybe a smidge too much sake.

DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#13621: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:14:48 PM

xD

This rum might be more delicious than sake though. It tastes of rich molasses.

Then again, I never really did like sake. Plum wine on the other hand... waii

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
Dorkus Since: Aug, 2009
#13622: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:31:09 PM

Sake is one of the few alcoholic drinks I enjoyed the first time.

Only other one was Absolut Mandarin.

drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#13623: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:32:30 PM

As far as alcoholic beverages go, I've tried them all. They work equally well. Except for gin; that shit can crawl back to England along with the redcoats, as far as I'm concerned...

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
OriDoodle Mom Lady from East of West Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
#13624: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:39:19 PM

just had a pina colada and now i am totally tired.

Doodles
Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#13625: Feb 21st 2011 at 9:41:27 PM

Mention of pina coladas never fail to get that song stuck in my head.


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