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Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#13026: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:27:50 PM

Rational Linearity? Here? Among the Cobbies? It is to laugh. Ha-ha.

Janitor chemistry dork from Berne, Switzerland Since: Jan, 2001
chemistry dork
#13027: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:28:41 PM

OK, Charlatan doesn't get it.

Dump the networks!
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#13028: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:30:04 PM

I was going to just go with rationality and start laughing manically. I always felt the lot of us were a bit off the deep end...ok maybe more then little. Some farther out then others.

Charlie: :3 you amuse Tuefel as usual.

Who watches the watchmen?
FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#13029: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:30:10 PM

We knew that.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#13030: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:31:25 PM

@Jani-tor: The part of me that DOES get it is shutting down neuron by neuron at the moment. grin

SPACETRAVEL from ☉ Since: Oct, 2010
#13031: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:32:45 PM

Potions of that were in English.
I wonder what an English potion would do if one drank it. And if it would sell.

whoever wrote this shit needs to step on a rake in a comedic fashion
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#13032: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:33:23 PM

@SPACETRAVEL: It would make Youtube comments more readable, at least.

FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#13033: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:33:52 PM

OMG!

Janitor is drunk or otherwise stoned! I never got that until just now.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#13034: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:35:21 PM

English Potion.

Well you would likely develop an atrocious cockney accent, start snarfing fish n chips, snogging random people, driving on the wrong side of the road, and calling for the Queen Mum and cheering her on.

OR you would develop such an awesome grasp of one of the most bizarre non-pictographic languages in the world that they surrender all power to you.

edited 10th Feb '11 7:35:42 PM by TuefelHundenIV

Who watches the watchmen?
Janitor chemistry dork from Berne, Switzerland Since: Jan, 2001
chemistry dork
#13035: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:36:35 PM

^^Die gasping.

edited 10th Feb '11 7:37:03 PM by Janitor

Dump the networks!
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#13036: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:37:54 PM

I learned today why English is such a bugnuts crazy language.

If you look at the correspondence of Lewis and Clark exploring the west, you'll notice very strange spellings of words still in use.

This is not because they spelled the words wrong. This is because this was prior to the modern invention of the Oxford Dictionary, at a time when there was no single official correct spelling for any word.

We have come a long way.

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#13037: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:38:05 PM

Eddie: Could be worse. I could be drinking. Me drinking is usually followed by singing various Irish/Scottish ballads in English.

Who watches the watchmen?
Dorkus Since: Aug, 2009
#13038: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:41:10 PM

I could be drinking. That's...well I don't know how to describe it.

Janitor chemistry dork from Berne, Switzerland Since: Jan, 2001
chemistry dork
#13039: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:41:54 PM

I am not sure about Charlatan

edited 10th Feb '11 7:42:43 PM by Janitor

Dump the networks!
SPACETRAVEL from ☉ Since: Oct, 2010
#13040: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:42:30 PM

Me drinking is usually followed by singing various Irish/Scottish ballads in English.
So, if you drank a bottle of English Potion™, you would start singing them in Irish and Scottish?

edited 10th Feb '11 7:43:08 PM by SPACETRAVEL

whoever wrote this shit needs to step on a rake in a comedic fashion
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#13041: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:43:01 PM

You are wise to be unsure, Janitor. grin

FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#13042: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:43:17 PM

^^^ None of us are.

edited 10th Feb '11 7:43:39 PM by FastEddie

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#13043: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:46:50 PM

Its Charlie. I promise he is harmless Janitor.

Who watches the watchmen?
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#13044: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:48:43 PM

MWAHAHAHAHAHA THEY SUSPECT NOTHING

Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
Geomancer
#13045: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:50:41 PM

He's just loud. He doesn't bite.

edited 10th Feb '11 7:56:23 PM by Marioguy128

You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#13046: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:52:37 PM

What has got you drunk, sweety? You know we all have the most love for you and are wanting to hear all about it.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#13047: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:52:47 PM

Besides it is not Charlie you need to worry about.

Who watches the watchmen?
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#13048: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:54:44 PM

Watch out for Charlie, he wanders into your brain and TAKES OVER while you are trying to grade papers. And then does not man the answering machine properly when you take just one little step out of your mind. Surpressing ALLCAPS mightily.

The owner of the Pocket may not care about the 16 buckets and the leaky roof but the board of health does. I went there for my post class grog and cheer and was greeted by a blacked out building with an orange condemned sign. There was a cardboard sign that said "Closed for repairs, open soon, stop by the Other Pocket and see us". I am the saddest blackcat that ever was.

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#13049: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:56:20 PM

Poor blackcat. Your libations shall have to wait.

Who watches the watchmen?
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#13050: Feb 10th 2011 at 7:59:07 PM

I had to go to Pizza Hut to get something to eat. The other pocket is just that much too far away and that much too college hangout for this girl. Woe woe woe.


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