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Kino Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Californicating
#10276: Dec 25th 2010 at 5:50:19 PM

[up]Bitches don't know bout dat jelly.

Scrye Since: Jan, 2001
#10277: Dec 25th 2010 at 5:51:12 PM

They don't.

"True story, I came when I read Scrye's story, and so did everyone within five miles." —OOZE
Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#10278: Dec 25th 2010 at 5:52:16 PM

It's been a good day.

I got first-hand proof of the value of making friends with your butcher. The prime rib was meltingly tender and perfectly done — rare but not bloody. The dog and the cat were mooching for all they were worth and by the time we were done eating every living thing in the house was lapsing into a food-stupor. Then we watched The Librarian and The Librarian 2. I'm not sure how I missed them the first time around, but oh, so funny.

My niece just called from Seattle; we had a nice chat and sis is talking to her son-in-law now.

SPACETRAVEL from ☉ Since: Oct, 2010
#10279: Dec 25th 2010 at 5:54:21 PM

Wow, I'm not the only person in the world who has seen The Librarian! But that was a long time ago.

whoever wrote this shit needs to step on a rake in a comedic fashion
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#10280: Dec 25th 2010 at 5:57:36 PM

I saw like the first ten minutes of it. And no more ::::(

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Blackmoon Since: May, 2009
#10281: Dec 25th 2010 at 5:58:24 PM

::::(

Havie! You just mutated into a depressed spider.

You should get that looked at.

Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#10282: Dec 25th 2010 at 6:00:44 PM

Moooooooonie, come onnnnnnnnn! I can handle mutations just fine 8:::)

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#10284: Dec 25th 2010 at 7:38:33 PM

The way my family celebrates Christmas is we spend Christmas eve with my father's parents and sister's family, and the day with my mother's sister's family.

My mid-20-something cousin got married two years ago, and last night was, like, the third time I've spent any time with his wife. It was the first time I eventually felt like we were a cohesive group and not "our family and a complete stranger." We loosened up over dinner and about half the time after that I felt like she was being genuinely friendly and not "my husband's family" friendly.

Okay, that's not a very good way to phrase it. She's a friendly person in general, it's just that the friendliness my direction has been mostly indirect or...

This is why I haven't talked about it with other family members. Anyway, we got along smoothly starting sometime over the course of dinner.

Earlier in the night, before dinner, I thought there was an opening to get to know each other better when my cousin came into the living room when it was just me in there, and started a conversation about Doctor Who. He said that the two of them had been watching together, so I hoped when she entered the room that she would join in the discussion too, but she didn't. Ah well.

And then today my mid-teens cousin tackled me from behind while I was lifting my cup to take a drink, and I got a facefull of milk. The other half of the cup I then tossed over my shoulder in an attempt at revenge. I realized it was a bad idea about halfway through the swing.

Fresh-eyed movie blog
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#10285: Dec 25th 2010 at 7:53:22 PM

At least it was milk and not hot coffee.

I made a thread asking for Christmas present suggestions and I took the advice of a couple of the respondents and got Mr. blackcat a couple of Cincinnati Reds hats and a CD by the band Clutch. There were also books, a journal thing, and some tools that he has been hinting around about.

My family is tomorrow. We do a lottery/white elephant/chaos theory thing that involves throwing wrapped presents around the room and no one knowing what anyone else got. This is a deeply rooted act of rebellion against that one person who always wanted people to unwrap presents one at a time so everyone could see what everyone else got. This just didn't work with my brothers and sisters. Too impatient to get on to the next thing to put up with all this sitting around.

I've suddenly become obsessed with the color violet. Not purple, violet.

Edit to remove redundancy

edited 25th Dec '10 9:33:37 PM by blackcat

Dorkus Since: Aug, 2009
#10286: Dec 25th 2010 at 7:57:44 PM

Food naps are great. Except when I wake up from one when I need to go to sleep 2 hours again for an early morning tomorrow...

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#10287: Dec 25th 2010 at 8:16:37 PM

I am feeling worn out only two more patrols left. Which means no more caffine of any dosing until tomorrow.

Who watches the watchmen?
Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
Geomancer
#10288: Dec 25th 2010 at 8:39:16 PM

Got back. THE PARTY WAS FUN!! We had a huge feast and watched a few movies. Toy Story 3 and Inception. We all had a blast during Toy Story 3, uttering profanities and throwing things at the screen when Lotso left the other toys for dead. In retrospect, it was pretty funny. Though there was an argument over Inception about the ending. All in all, it was pretty fun.

You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
Ponicalica from facing Buttercup Since: May, 2010
#10289: Dec 25th 2010 at 8:39:49 PM

onnnnnnnnn!

ii thiink your hand mu2t have 2liipped here or 2omethiing becau2e ii 2ee niine «n»2 iin2tead of the 2tandard eiight

the future we had hoped for
Scrye Since: Jan, 2001
#10290: Dec 25th 2010 at 8:56:38 PM

I fucking love everyone.

"True story, I came when I read Scrye's story, and so did everyone within five miles." —OOZE
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#10291: Dec 25th 2010 at 9:36:59 PM

Ok for the first time in a long while, I am really honestly wishing I could reach through a computer screen and bitch slap the hell out of someone.

edited 25th Dec '10 9:37:14 PM by TuefelHundenIV

Who watches the watchmen?
Scrye Since: Jan, 2001
#10292: Dec 25th 2010 at 9:48:04 PM

I didn't mean it.

"True story, I came when I read Scrye's story, and so did everyone within five miles." —OOZE
EnglishIvy Since: Aug, 2011
#10293: Dec 25th 2010 at 10:06:08 PM

Tease.

I just got back from delicious Chinese food. I love curry with chicken and eggplant. waii

drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#10294: Dec 25th 2010 at 10:12:17 PM

I spent the day making cordials with my girlfriend...we made (or tried to make) Kahlua (it didn't turn out anything remotely similar but it is delicious) and a variant on Southern Comfort (which is so far also delicious but needs to sit for a few weeks).

Now, I'm sipping on Glenlivet and giving my much-neglected novel some love. After devouring two pulled-pork burgers...did I mention my GF is a damn fine cook?

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#10295: Dec 25th 2010 at 11:04:06 PM

Lol Not you Scrye man you know where and you know who.

Who watches the watchmen?
OriDoodle Mom Lady from East of West Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
#10296: Dec 25th 2010 at 11:27:27 PM

Tue I don't think Voldemort would take kindly to being bitch slapped through the computer screen.

Doodles
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#10297: Dec 26th 2010 at 12:44:48 AM

I wouldn't bitch slap voldemort. I would kick down his door execute a two man tactical entry and failure drill his ass so hard his ghost feels it. >>>>>>>>>:(

Nah just someone is finally pushing a button that is really best left alone.

Who watches the watchmen?
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#10298: Dec 26th 2010 at 7:36:00 AM

I'm trying to get out of a bad mood. Wish me luck.

Buttercupistiny Battle Scowler from next to ponicalica Since: Nov, 2011
Battle Scowler
#10299: Dec 26th 2010 at 9:21:25 AM

You've got it, 'cat.

‎"Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair."
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#10300: Dec 26th 2010 at 11:29:08 AM

Ahh don't be grumpy blackcat its sunday a day to relax a little before the week fires back up. Some one tell a clever joke.

I am feeling a bit better I went to bed early and slept in a little bit. This is my last 12 hour shift for a while. The skies are clear and had some very fluffy snow with well defined flakes last night.

Who watches the watchmen?

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