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TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#7651: Nov 26th 2010 at 1:54:51 AM

Well she seems to be keeping it clean of the weeping and shoe gunk. It stings slightly because the tissue had a full shift with patrols being irritated by me walking on it. It is slowly healing. Have a blister break mid patrol is a bad thing it messed up my heal a bit.

Who watches the watchmen?
Morven Nemesis from Seattle, WA, USA Since: Jan, 2001
Nemesis
#7652: Nov 26th 2010 at 1:59:36 AM

I'm sure — here's hoping it continues to heal up. Not a nice injury to have if you're on your feet all the time.

A brighter future for a darker age.
Dorkus Since: Aug, 2009
#7653: Nov 26th 2010 at 5:29:39 AM

Ouch, sorry to hear that Teuf. I hate feet problems :(

And off to work I go. See you all after the crazy crowds.

blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#7654: Nov 26th 2010 at 6:09:58 AM

Morven that meal sounds hellacious. I cook with minimal amounts of real butter because Mr. blackcat has cholesterol and blood pressure issues, but I still use it. It makes a big difference.

The dogs are not adjusting well to the cooler weather. They want the sun room doors to be open all the time like they are in the spring, summer and fall and that is not happening. They whine at the door and I open it to go to the patio door and then when I open the patio door, they sit there with just their noses sticking out. Perhaps the ideal dog solution, but the human part of the equation objects. We played that game almost all night last night and Mr. blackcat has come up with a solution; two dog doors. One between the living room and sun room and another between the sun room and outside. Then outside butted to the second dog door will be a dog house that will serve as an additional wind break.

I have a delivery on Monday and should get to work.

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#7655: Nov 26th 2010 at 11:36:19 AM

Have at it blackcat. Good Luck Dorkus. I remember all to well black/green Friday.

Who watches the watchmen?
Morven Nemesis from Seattle, WA, USA Since: Jan, 2001
Nemesis
#7656: Nov 26th 2010 at 12:29:46 PM

No money for Black friday sales this year, besides we generally find deals just as good online these days. Not worth enduring all those people and that early a start.

A brighter future for a darker age.
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#7657: Nov 26th 2010 at 2:53:13 PM

Exactly. Next month is going to be weird. My pay check schedule is all switched around. Normally our first pay check is food and bills and last paycheck rent. On three pay check months that middle pay check is more food catch up on other bills and some spending cash for things we may need then things we want. This month its rent, bills, rent to get us back on our usual pay schedule. But I get my vacation pay shortly after that and my first pay check of 2111 (YEAR OF THE MARINE CORPS ARMORER)which will have my extra hours, overtime, and holiday pay on it. Woot.

Who watches the watchmen?
FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#7658: Nov 26th 2010 at 5:28:16 PM

Was just up on the second floor of this joint, where I never go. The joint is borrowed from my friend-who-is-a-woman. She has been here twice. Probably will never be here again. Long story.

Where was I? Oh, yeah, recently on the second floor of the joint, staring out at planet Wisconsin, which is covered in a white substance. All the trees on this planet are leafless and strange. Planet Wisconsin must be somewhat estranged from its Sun. It receives very little love from its Sun.

How did that happen? Did Planet Wisconsin somehow offend its Sun? A too sarcastic comment at the Planetary Conference after party, perhaps?

We may never know.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#7659: Nov 26th 2010 at 5:30:38 PM

Well from what I understand, Planet Wisconsin attempted to steal Wisconsin Sun's cheese. Resulting in the estrangement.

At least, that's what Wisconsin Sun told me. For all I know, he could be lying.

edited 26th Nov '10 5:33:32 PM by SpainSun

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Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#7660: Nov 26th 2010 at 5:35:11 PM

Planet Wisconsin has a pronounced tendency to get drunk and disorderly in the autumn, which offends the Sun. The Sun therefore tries to avoid dealing with Planet Wisconsin, and Planet Wisconsin get drunk more often because the Sun is avoiding it.

This process continues until finally the Sun decides that it must stage an intervention for Planet Wisconsin's own good (usually around late March or early April.) At that point Planet Wisconsin gets all sloppy and soggy and promises to mend its ways, and the Sun begins to hang out with it again, and all is well.

The good terms between the two last until the beginning of Football Season. Then Planet Wisconsin goes off the rails again...

SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#7661: Nov 26th 2010 at 5:36:07 PM

Is that what happens?

I knew Wisconsin Sun wasn't telling the whole story, he never does.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#7662: Nov 26th 2010 at 5:43:04 PM

Ah. Sports were involved. I never understand these sports things. I'm not sure, but I think these sports things have something to do with caring which batch of ruffians scores more points by exercising. Utterly baffling.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#7663: Nov 26th 2010 at 5:45:44 PM

I concur.

Perplexing.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#7664: Nov 26th 2010 at 5:47:04 PM

I have no doubt that Planet Wisconsin stole the Sun's cheese. He probably put it on his head and did the Chicken Dance (go to about 1:20 on that video.)

edited 26th Nov '10 5:47:14 PM by Madrugada

SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#7665: Nov 26th 2010 at 5:47:54 PM

Eh, I think Wisconsin Sun deserves it. He's kind of a jackass.

what on Earth are we on right now?

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#7666: Nov 26th 2010 at 5:49:47 PM

Are there any other fans of Podcasts here? I love podcasts.

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Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#7668: Nov 26th 2010 at 5:51:00 PM

Dohoho.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#7669: Nov 26th 2010 at 5:53:04 PM

....Yeah hey look something else.

edited 26th Nov '10 7:35:35 PM by TuefelHundenIV

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FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#7670: Nov 26th 2010 at 5:55:10 PM

Just so.

So here we all are. Perplexed by the fact that a Sun can be estranged from its child Planet Wisconsin by so small a thing as a sports competition.

I for one will join Planet Wisconsin in its autumnal inebriation. We shall do the dance of Epicurus, celebrating our pleasure at the absence of suffering that we enjoy by not giving a juicy fart about sports.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#7671: Nov 26th 2010 at 5:56:09 PM

[up][up]Man, either Tuef is really drunk, or that made no sense at all.

edited 26th Nov '10 5:56:32 PM by FastEddie

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SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#7672: Nov 26th 2010 at 5:56:30 PM

^the two are mutually exclusive?

...."A juicy fart?"

edited 26th Nov '10 5:56:49 PM by SpainSun

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#7673: Nov 26th 2010 at 6:21:09 PM

I'm thinking a juicy fart is better than a chunky one

SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#7674: Nov 26th 2010 at 6:21:37 PM

._____.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Buttercupistiny Battle Scowler from next to ponicalica Since: Nov, 2011
Battle Scowler
#7675: Nov 26th 2010 at 6:30:58 PM

Fear not, Spain. The grown-ups are people too. grin

‎"Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair."

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