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Catzalcoatl Bara fanboy from strawberry fields 4-ever Since: May, 2010
Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#302: Sep 25th 2009 at 3:28:25 PM

Yeah husband is OK, it's just time for his quarter-annual round of the doc-flock.

FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#303: Sep 25th 2009 at 3:39:55 PM

Okay. That is officially too much dentistry.

All dentists are self-righteous sadists. I can't prove it, but that is my firm opinion.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#304: Sep 25th 2009 at 3:40:58 PM

Dentistry isn't too bad. Except when they use baking soda and you start to feel it in roots.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Set Since: Jan, 2001
#305: Sep 25th 2009 at 3:42:27 PM

Both of my parents-in-law are dentists. I think that makes me a masochist...

Zephid Since: Jan, 2001
#306: Sep 25th 2009 at 3:42:49 PM

I should probably go to the dentist soon. I have the coverage, just not the strength of will.

I wrote about a fish turning into the moon.
FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#307: Sep 25th 2009 at 3:51:36 PM

Not sure you can marry into masochism.evil grin

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#308: Sep 25th 2009 at 4:40:24 PM

See, I've got the will, but not the insurance, which means I have to have the cash. Or arrange to have an accident that damages my teeth. But I don't like that idea at all.

blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#309: Sep 25th 2009 at 5:15:53 PM

@Catzalcoatl: That made me laugh out loud.

@Madrugada: Dental accidents are hard to plan.

Janitor chemistry dork from Berne, Switzerland Since: Jan, 2001
chemistry dork
#310: Sep 25th 2009 at 5:58:05 PM

Have you folks been mean to Eddie? I am receipt of an email which suggest that you have.

You know that the men-people are fragile. No fair, picking on the gender-disabled!

Dump the networks!
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#311: Sep 25th 2009 at 5:59:26 PM

Nobody here has been mean to Eddie, I think that he is trying to swive you into admin. duties for a spell. (I hope that wasn't mean.)

FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#312: Sep 25th 2009 at 6:02:04 PM

Mmm. Swiving Janitor.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
Janitor chemistry dork from Berne, Switzerland Since: Jan, 2001
chemistry dork
#313: Sep 25th 2009 at 6:09:35 PM

Mmm. Swiving Janitor.

In your dreams. But not in your lady's dreams ...

You know, you are in so much trouble now that I almost pity you. Almost.

Dump the networks!
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#314: Sep 25th 2009 at 6:10:39 PM

Whatever happened with that conch fella's talk?

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#315: Sep 25th 2009 at 6:23:28 PM

Whatever happened with that conch fella's talk?

The Cambridge don with the dreadlocks?

Not sure, really. My Lady hired him for a consult. He is back in England. They (him and me lady) are in constant email contact.

Every once in a while one of my lady's co-workers shows up at the door in the middle of the night all red of face, with a bundle of notes that they (the co-worker) use to gesticulate in alarm.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#316: Sep 25th 2009 at 6:26:55 PM

So, clearly, he was on to something.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#317: Sep 25th 2009 at 6:29:31 PM

One would imagine.

Economists, though. Famously daft.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
Miijhal Since: Jul, 2011
#318: Sep 25th 2009 at 6:40:31 PM

On cavities and dentistry: I've probably had around twenty cavities in my lifetime. Small cavities, but cavities none the less.

I have cyborg teeth.

edited 25th Sep '09 6:40:58 PM by Miijhal

Janitor chemistry dork from Berne, Switzerland Since: Jan, 2001
chemistry dork
#319: Sep 25th 2009 at 6:45:38 PM

I have seen this before now.

Here is how it ends:

Fast Eddie stumbles out of his trailer on the beach. He has been living there ever since his woman tossed his fantasy-having ass out of the house. He drowns in the surf.

His lady gets a Nobel.

Dump the networks!
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#320: Sep 25th 2009 at 6:51:47 PM

Kind of From Here To Eternity meets A Wrinkle In Time with a splash of a completely unknown play that my brother wrote? In my mind's eye Eddie is clutching a laptop.

FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#321: Sep 25th 2009 at 6:58:42 PM

That's it.

I am turning this over to Janitor. She is not getting away with that "I have work" stuff any more.

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
Noimporta Since: Jan, 2001
#322: Sep 25th 2009 at 7:02:49 PM

Maybe you can both agree on an admin trainee.

FastEddie Since: Apr, 2004
#323: Sep 25th 2009 at 7:05:09 PM

Not blackcat's "it". The "it" that is the ultimate "it."

Goal: Clear, Concise and Witty
Blackmoon Since: May, 2009
#324: Sep 25th 2009 at 7:06:11 PM

It! The great It awaits at Earthend!

edited 25th Sep '09 7:06:21 PM by Blackmoon

Becca Since: Jun, 2013

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