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drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#30701: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:07:34 PM

Is that German, or is Tuefel casting a spell at us?

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#30702: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:08:31 PM

This should not be as amusing as it is. I'm currently taking bets on whether he blanks all these posts tomorrow or not.

DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#30703: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:09:58 PM

[up] I hope he doesn't. This has never happened before. [lol]

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#30704: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:10:40 PM

anh asrm not ta kaaut bogpzae foknais kil mahe afam in ta fl. as tolll nfa

Who watches the watchmen?
drunkscriblerian Street Writing Man from Castle Geekhaven Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: In season
Street Writing Man
#30705: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:13:02 PM

Yep, definitely casting a spell. I name him Tuefel Hunden, Fourth of his Name, from the black pits of Drunkdor. cool

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
OriDoodle Mom Lady from East of West Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
#30706: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:13:46 PM

It's not even drunk german i can attest to that. Tomorrow oughta be fun.

Doodles
Euodiachloris Since: Oct, 2010
#30707: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:21:08 PM

Well, the water will help limit some of the damage. smile

I'm looking forward to the tale later, though, Teuf... when you can tell it straightish. grin

Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#30708: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:22:09 PM

wild mass guessIt's not Teuf posting at all. It's one of his dogs. Or both of them, taking turns.wild mass guess

edited 16th Feb '13 9:22:43 PM by Madrugada

Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#30709: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:24:21 PM

rllnn booger hettssss he back.

I got it!: "Rotten bugger, he hits back."

Taking votes: should I "Nonsense" thump (That's the one that leaves the message "This post has been thumped to protect the dignity of the poster.") his equally incoherent posts in The Military Thread?

edited 16th Feb '13 9:28:23 PM by Madrugada

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#30710: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:27:09 PM

When all the things sop spinning ill be back.

Who watches the watchmen?
Euodiachloris Since: Oct, 2010
#30711: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:28:47 PM

Transcription! Just add water! cool

Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#30712: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:29:18 PM

That's a good idea, Teuf.smile Come back when things stop spinning. Tomorrow morning. Drink water and go to bed.

'dia, you are an angel of mercy.

edited 16th Feb '13 9:31:54 PM by Madrugada

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#30713: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:35:17 PM

Feeling better now that the "flood gates" have vented. Holy crap. I thought cutting sailor jerry with orange juice would be good enough but nope rum and tuefel led to odd things. Slightly fuzzy headed. Need more water. And more more Sharpe show.

Translations later though.

edited 16th Feb '13 9:35:39 PM by TuefelHundenIV

Who watches the watchmen?
Euodiachloris Since: Oct, 2010
#30714: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:37:46 PM

Sounds like a plan. smile

The theory was sound about the OJ, btw. You just needed a lot more of it. wink

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#30715: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:44:39 PM

I cut the rum between 25 rum 75 oj at first. Of course that became 50/50.

My my. Over 1/2 a liter of Sailor Jerry gone. O_o Just bought the bottle after work. That was 3 hours ago when I got home.

edited 16th Feb '13 9:44:55 PM by TuefelHundenIV

Who watches the watchmen?
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#30717: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:47:37 PM

Long week from last week. Too much stress from the previous months all piled on.

Oh bloody hell. I drunk FB IM'ed people. I need a rosetta stone to figure most of it out.

edited 16th Feb '13 9:48:34 PM by TuefelHundenIV

Who watches the watchmen?
DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#30718: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:54:38 PM

[up] [lol]

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#30719: Feb 16th 2013 at 9:57:48 PM

Hexy sezxy ladies and dapper cheps. Salo jrri says llo0..

....Yeah pretend I didn't hit on any of the ladies in the thread while drunk. Hey sexy ladies and dapper chaps. Sailor Jerry says hello. More like I got press ganged by the bugger near a dark alley.

rllnn booger hettssss he back.

Rotten buggeer/booger hits back.

Casal isa naafzy bbastard. Hes fklad ja sali

Something about Nazis and I think Jerry Sailor. ...I think.

kaaln ham a nsi cca he ia jepoiry

I think this is Kalls him self a jerry in very garbled form.

anh asrm not ta kaaut bogpzae foknais kil mahe afam in ta fl. as tolll nfa

No bloody clue. Something about Krauts i think...or a black magic spell. Yeah spell go with that.

My hands and my mind almost totally separate when drunk. Yeah drunk Tue has idle hands. Only thing that went missing or was weird was my lack of house clothes which were found where I leave them when I shower.


Why is almost all the Rum gone? Because Tuefel and his Missus drank it all. The Wife of course had to pray to porcelain god. My Heritage and tolerance once again keeps me from puking and clears me up. Time for a PB&J and some milk. When all is settled a nice long nap and a sleep in. Maybe a hearty breakfast/lunch tomorrow.

edited 16th Feb '13 10:21:38 PM by TuefelHundenIV

Who watches the watchmen?
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#30720: Feb 16th 2013 at 10:33:47 PM

I miss all the fun stuff. Sleep well Tuef and I hope Mrs. Tuef feels better.

To bed for this blackcat. Tomorrow we prime the sunroom and I bake chicken.

OriDoodle Mom Lady from East of West Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
#30721: Feb 16th 2013 at 10:40:24 PM

Well, that was highly entertaining. Goodnight dear cobbies!

Doodles
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#30722: Feb 16th 2013 at 10:47:13 PM

Heh, so far tonight at this party at Mautz's house we have listened to Thrift Shop like 10 times.

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apocalypse from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Night Clerk of the Apocalypse
#30723: Feb 16th 2013 at 11:52:25 PM

Regret thy name is rum and a head ache.

Who watches the watchmen?
Dorkus Since: Aug, 2009
#30724: Feb 17th 2013 at 2:56:35 AM

My regret is being lazy and screwing up my sleep schedule even more! [lol]

Pyrite Until further notice from Right. Beneath. You. Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Hiding
Until further notice
#30725: Feb 17th 2013 at 3:00:03 AM

*walks into thread* Hey guys, so I was just passing by, and-

...

...

...Right. Thanks for reminding me why I've resolved never to get drunk - or at the very least, drunk anywhere near a computer.[lol] Hope you feel better soon, Tuef.

edited 17th Feb '13 3:01:04 AM by Pyrite

Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.

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