I got it!: "Rotten bugger, he hits back."
Taking votes: should I "Nonsense" thump (That's the one that leaves the message "This post has been thumped to protect the dignity of the poster.") his equally incoherent posts in The Military Thread?
edited 16th Feb '13 9:28:23 PM by Madrugada
Feeling better now that the "flood gates" have vented. Holy crap. I thought cutting sailor jerry with orange juice would be good enough but nope rum and tuefel led to odd things. Slightly fuzzy headed. Need more water. And more more Sharpe show.
Translations later though.
edited 16th Feb '13 9:35:39 PM by TuefelHundenIV
Who watches the watchmen?Hexy sezxy ladies and dapper cheps. Salo jrri says llo0..
....Yeah pretend I didn't hit on any of the ladies in the thread while drunk. Hey sexy ladies and dapper chaps. Sailor Jerry says hello. More like I got press ganged by the bugger near a dark alley.
rllnn booger hettssss he back.
Rotten buggeer/booger hits back.
Casal isa naafzy bbastard. Hes fklad ja sali
Something about Nazis and I think Jerry Sailor. ...I think.
kaaln ham a nsi cca he ia jepoiry
I think this is Kalls him self a jerry in very garbled form.
anh asrm not ta kaaut bogpzae foknais kil mahe afam in ta fl. as tolll nfa
No bloody clue. Something about Krauts i think...or a black magic spell. Yeah spell go with that.
My hands and my mind almost totally separate when drunk. Yeah drunk Tue has idle hands. Only thing that went missing or was weird was my lack of house clothes which were found where I leave them when I shower.
Why is almost all the Rum gone? Because Tuefel and his Missus drank it all. The Wife of course had to pray to porcelain god. My Heritage and tolerance once again keeps me from puking and clears me up. Time for a PB&J and some milk. When all is settled a nice long nap and a sleep in. Maybe a hearty breakfast/lunch tomorrow.
edited 16th Feb '13 10:21:38 PM by TuefelHundenIV
Who watches the watchmen?*walks into thread* Hey guys, so I was just passing by, and-
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...Right. Thanks for reminding me why I've resolved never to get drunk - or at the very least, drunk anywhere near a computer.
Hope you feel better soon, Tuef.
edited 17th Feb '13 3:01:04 AM by Pyrite
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.

Is that German, or is Tuefel casting a spell at us?
If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~