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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#826: Jun 20th 2010 at 11:29:35 AM

Unfortunately, I don't think Rallyfan will be coming back here after that misunderstanding.

Hey! Meta-Ridley! Over here!

-I use Telekinesis on one of the crates, and hurl it at you-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#827: Jun 20th 2010 at 1:06:29 PM

-trips over a rake-

Ouch!

-Crate flies over me-

That would probably of hurt moreso though...

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#828: Jun 20th 2010 at 1:31:16 PM

If one plasmid fails...

-Insect Swarm!-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#829: Jun 25th 2010 at 9:47:04 AM

AHHH! Bees!

-runs around manicly-

Where did I put the sting cream!

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#830: Jun 25th 2010 at 10:34:42 AM

I've got your sting cream!

-Electro Bolt!, followed by Incinerate!-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Drace Requiescat in Pace from Maybe behind you... Since: Apr, 2010
Requiescat in Pace
#831: Jun 29th 2010 at 1:40:21 AM

-enters by a secret trapdoor behind made of axes- "aha, i'll use the ATTRACT POTION which makes insects follow you. Computer, deploy."

  • deployed*
"eat this"

Note to Self- "Change Cathphrase URGENTLY."
bamack1 Since: Mar, 2010
#832: Jun 29th 2010 at 1:52:41 AM

-rises into the arena- "wait? meta ridley alpha gamma beta? how many more must i kill?" -activates phazon, and fires at meta ridley-

Drace Requiescat in Pace from Maybe behind you... Since: Apr, 2010
Requiescat in Pace
#833: Jun 29th 2010 at 1:55:27 AM

-flys at bamack 1 whilst shooting PLASMA CANNON, MISSILLES and GATLING LASER-

  • out of power*
"oh dammit" -crashes into bamack-

Note to Self- "Change Cathphrase URGENTLY."
bamack1 Since: Mar, 2010
#834: Jun 29th 2010 at 1:58:27 AM

-mechanicised voice- "samus, power levels low, suggest recharge, closest recharge station: your ship in the arena car park" -activates ship landing sequence whilst throwing drace off and getting up-

Drace Requiescat in Pace from Maybe behind you... Since: Apr, 2010
Requiescat in Pace
#835: Jun 29th 2010 at 2:01:01 AM

-lands on the floor and gets back up- -sees ship and takes the oppurtunity to ask: "can I use your toilet"

  • my systems show it is too late...-voice fades-
"no, my pee short cuircited my suit, damn you bamack" -charges- -trips-

Note to Self- "Change Cathphrase URGENTLY."
bamack1 Since: Mar, 2010
#836: Jun 29th 2010 at 2:01:54 AM

-fires ice missile into drace, freezing him, runs to ship, gets in, recharges, activates blast shield and shoots ships cannons at ridley-

Drace Requiescat in Pace from Maybe behind you... Since: Apr, 2010
Requiescat in Pace
#837: Jun 29th 2010 at 2:06:33 AM

"nho, I cantt talk in the iceeee. Iths frozeses my mout. Mus gets outes of suit. A ctivate defrost." -ice slowly melts until he is free- -takes out a mobile and phones a mechanic which picks up the suit- " i am free of my suit, I am Dark knight."

Note to Self- "Change Cathphrase URGENTLY."
bamack1 Since: Mar, 2010
#838: Jun 29th 2010 at 2:07:25 AM

-activates flight mode. looks at drace recovering and sets ship to autopilot and jumps out, reactivates phazon and shoots a phazon beam at drace then autovents-

Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#839: Jun 30th 2010 at 9:14:30 AM

Ah yes! In my pocket!

-pulls out sting cream and lathers it over himself

-Does large wing buffet and knocks all of the bees back

Yay, not more bees!

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#840: Jun 30th 2010 at 9:15:26 AM

Looks like I need to ramp up the kill factor, I mean, most plasmids don't hit armoured targets for much.

-spots a crate-

I wonder...

-opens the crate, loots machine gun and anti-armour rounds, spins round shooting-

Eat lead!

edited 30th Jun '10 9:16:41 AM by MadeOfAxes

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
DJ.T It's a me! Mario! from shroomworld Since: Apr, 2010
It's a me! Mario!
#841: Aug 8th 2010 at 7:13:32 AM

mario comes up behind made of axes with a gun to his head then shoot,made of axes revives somewhere else. mario says "thats a warning!"

MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#842: Sep 17th 2010 at 11:39:28 PM

-I dash to cover and begin reciting a powerful incantation of thread necromancy-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
wandler every one likes magicarp Since: Nov, 2010
every one likes magicarp
#844: Nov 7th 2010 at 4:10:03 AM

Magicarp jumps and slaps made of axes with his tail then an explosion happens because theres always an explosion in Pokemon.

MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#845: Nov 7th 2010 at 4:16:09 AM

-I hit the magicarp with a wrench before running away. I am caught off-guard as a nearby crate explodes, knocking me down-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
wandler every one likes magicarp Since: Nov, 2010
every one likes magicarp
#846: Nov 7th 2010 at 4:27:52 AM

-Magicarp suddenly grows legs and arms then kills Mario,then grabs his M Hat, his belt and his guns and with the hat comes the ability to use fire balls-

-Magicarp walks over to made of axes and stand over him, points a gun to his head and says in a bubbly accent-

"I just upgraded, but want to evolve so I'm going to kill you, Mwahaha."

bamack1 Since: Mar, 2010
#847: Nov 7th 2010 at 4:34:33 AM

-A massive machine is dropped into the arena by a medivac and a deep, mechanicized voice emates from it as it aims it's cannons at made of axes and wandler-

"Thor operational. Activating weapon systems, online in: 5....4....3..

edited 7th Nov '10 4:36:25 AM by bamack1

wandler every one likes magicarp Since: Nov, 2010
every one likes magicarp
#848: Nov 7th 2010 at 4:39:58 AM

"HA! your heat sensors cant get me im cold blooded."

-just to be sure magicarp jumps into a pool of water and swims round frantically so that the Thor cant lock onto him-

edited 7th Nov '10 4:42:21 AM by wandler

bamack1 Since: Mar, 2010
#849: Nov 7th 2010 at 4:55:03 AM

Thors can see and they don't always need locking systems as their weapons are Ao E

"2...1..Weapons operational"

-The thor fires it's weapons on Made of Axes and Wandler-

edited 7th Nov '10 4:55:26 AM by bamack1

LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
#850: Nov 7th 2010 at 4:55:44 AM

*Heatman backs away slowly*


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