- ducks under the swipe -
Like i'll give you time for that.
System card: Overdrive
- inserts another card in the slot -
Let's go!
- starts rushing around Axes in a small area, making a strike with the sword here and there, at speeds that make his form blurry -
Paradox - Illogical logical contrast of existence end /beginning Antipode - Red flower, blue flower: contrast of elements, full bloom-equips Terrance's Flaming Surprise, spins round in an arc while Terrance breath fire onto you-
Speed makes no difference to area-of-effect attacks, sir.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Hey, Engineer! Fix this!
Throws broken parts of death laser to the Engineer-
Better get back to the fighting.
-Jumps over rock and equips Syringe while running across battlefield, ducking-
Time to die, Made!
I refuse to speak to anyone who does not understand at some basic level how a supernovae works.*runs up while Ubercharged and slices Dogs' longsword in half*
Dr. Hax: Slicing a sword with a sword? HAAAAAAAAAAAX!
*I slice the flying monitor in half right before Ubercharge wears off*
Yes, the MythBusters disproved slicing a sword (and a gun) with another sword. Why did it work here? One: Source Engine physics != IRL physics. Two: Ubercharge, bitch!
*punts Hax over the fence with a sushi-fueled Mini-Crit Groin Attack*
Achievement Unlocked: More Painful Than Wasabi
New Weapon Get: Force-A-Nature 2.0 (alt-fire mode for Glitch)
*runs through the sewer toward the Intel Room*
-Activate Dimensional Phase, keeping me safe from all harm but isolating me from the arena-
Farewell gentlemen!
I am handing over control of BLU team to Kimura, as he is the only one utilising them.
I'm away for a week and won't be able to do anything. Have fun while I'm gone guys.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.*Meanwhile, I am arriving in RED's Intel Room*
Haha, I can't believe no one's thought of this yet. Engineer, need a teleporter here!
BLU Engineer: Teleporter comin' right up.
*Engineer builds teleport entrance outside RED Intel Room, and exit outside BLU Intel Room*
*Scout grabs the intel and prepare to teleport*
Scout: Wave goodbye to your secret crap, noobs!
*Scout appear in the RED Intel Room... without the intel!*
What the... What the crap?! Oh no, The Dev Team Thinks of Everything, don't they?!
/me goes on a rampage with the Force-A-Nature, blasting Flanker out of the sky and stealing Drace's kill
Using zip-ties, lots of rope and some good faith, the Meat Squadron uses Final as a battering ram to send Made Of Axes crashing through a wall!
Ha, nothing could survive that much dust!
They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life-Ouch. I fall to the earth with a loud, meaty thump. Nobody could survive that!-
Locking you up on radar since '09But I'm in another dimension!
... wait...Well, I'm not now, but I was! So who went crashing through the wall?
-figure emerges from hole in wall-
Mysterious Figure: Muahahahaha! It is I! Axes' evil twin, come to destroy you all!
-Evil-Me draws a rocket launcher and rocket-spams the BLU team into the central area, killing them all-
Crap. Sniper, headshot on evil-me now please.
Sniper: Right, mate! -fires and misses-
-Evil-me spins round and blasts the Sniper into little bits-
Oh dear.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.I cast Thread Resurrect!
[Location Randomizer Activated: Empty Warehouse]
It appears all the TF2 players and my evil twin have disappeared.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.*walks in, clad in "Dragon Skin" body armor
with an Integrated Warfighter Helmet and Cross-Com eyepiece* Looks just like Killhouse... *cocks Modular Rifle-Caseless* Time to go to work. *opens fire on Made Of Axes*
Okay, I'm horseless and under fire..
[WEAPON RANDOMIZER ACTIVATED]
Result: Plasmids!
Houdini plasmid primed.
I turn invisible and race across the warehouse, into cover from a storage crate.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.-Legs it up a stack of crates in the center of the warehouse-
Perfect vantage point.
-Incinerate! on Rallyfan, followed by Incinerate! on Meta-Ridley-
Not so good with fire now, are you?
-Turns invisible again, uses EVE hypo-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.*gets hit, looks around, finds fire extinguisher, extinguishes self* Ha! Nice try, jackass! *reloads, returns fire*
edited 19th Jun '10 8:22:40 AM by rallyfan9000
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.-Winter Blast 2 on Rallyfan-
Let's see how you unfreeze yourself from a block of ice!
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Oh. Nice. That's why I don't play games like this: I purposefully limit myself just because I find it easier and more fun to play as a Badass Normal, then you pull this bull****. Thanks a lot.
This is precisely the reason I bailed from the first avatar battle thread: overpowering bull**** like that.
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.Rallyfan, sorry, I didn't mean to annoy you. I merely meant that I shot at you with the Winter Blast. I didn't mean that I had insta-frozen you. It was worded badly. I'll lock Winter Blast and any other overpowered plasmids out in future.
I personally prefer playing with abnormal elements (like the plasmids) but it was never my intention to godmod. Once again, sorry for ruining your enjoyment.
edited 20th Jun '10 1:55:43 AM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.

-Is caught by the blade-
Aagh!
-swings scythe round as Terrance rears up-
Medic! Heavy! Get up here!
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.