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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#801: May 20th 2010 at 12:45:15 PM

-Is caught by the blade-

Aagh!

-swings scythe round as Terrance rears up-

Medic! Heavy! Get up here!

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
MuNuXi Embodiment of Paradox from The End of Infinity Since: Apr, 2010
Embodiment of Paradox
#802: May 20th 2010 at 12:51:21 PM

- ducks under the swipe -

Like i'll give you time for that.

System card: Overdrive

- inserts another card in the slot -

Let's go!

- starts rushing around Axes in a small area, making a strike with the sword here and there, at speeds that make his form blurry -

Paradox - Illogical logical contrast of existence end /beginning Antipode - Red flower, blue flower: contrast of elements, full bloom
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#803: May 20th 2010 at 1:04:42 PM

-equips Terrance's Flaming Surprise, spins round in an arc while Terrance breath fire onto you-

Speed makes no difference to area-of-effect attacks, sir.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Metal-Daddy Big Sister is watching. from Rapture. Since: Mar, 2010
Big Sister is watching.
#804: May 20th 2010 at 1:12:00 PM

Hey, Engineer! Fix this!

Throws broken parts of death laser to the Engineer-

Better get back to the fighting.

-Jumps over rock and equips Syringe while running across battlefield, ducking-

Time to die, Made!

I refuse to speak to anyone who does not understand at some basic level how a supernovae works.
ILoveDogs Since: May, 2010
#805: May 20th 2010 at 1:54:29 PM

Look who's talking. -silhouette of me shows up, then becomes regular me holding a longsword-

Kimura Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#806: May 20th 2010 at 2:43:49 PM

*runs up while Ubercharged and slices Dogs' longsword in half*

Dr. Hax: Slicing a sword with a sword? HAAAAAAAAAAAX!

*I slice the flying monitor in half right before Ubercharge wears off*

Yes, the MythBusters disproved slicing a sword (and a gun) with another sword. Why did it work here? One: Source Engine physics != IRL physics. Two: Ubercharge, bitch!

*punts Hax over the fence with a sushi-fueled Mini-Crit Groin Attack*

Achievement Unlocked: More Painful Than Wasabi

New Weapon Get: Force-A-Nature 2.0 (alt-fire mode for Glitch)

*runs through the sewer toward the Intel Room*

MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#807: May 21st 2010 at 12:58:35 PM

-Activate Dimensional Phase, keeping me safe from all harm but isolating me from the arena-

Farewell gentlemen!

I am handing over control of BLU team to Kimura, as he is the only one utilising them.

I'm away for a week and won't be able to do anything. Have fun while I'm gone guys.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#808: May 21st 2010 at 1:08:13 PM

-...the unmanned aircraft from earlier lands-

...

-I get into it and it takes off; I start using a chaingun on its side-

See ya all later!

Locking you up on radar since '09
Metal-Daddy Big Sister is watching. from Rapture. Since: Mar, 2010
Big Sister is watching.
#809: May 21st 2010 at 1:17:46 PM

-Stabs syringe into Made just as he fades away-

NO!!! I nearly got him...

Well, I'll just have to get Kimura now! You done fixing my laser yet, Engineer?

Engineer: No, sir!

Drat.

I refuse to speak to anyone who does not understand at some basic level how a supernovae works.
Drace Requiescat in Pace from Maybe behind you... Since: Apr, 2010
Requiescat in Pace
#810: May 23rd 2010 at 2:51:33 AM

-brings guns to bear on flanker- -fires-

Note to Self- "Change Cathphrase URGENTLY."
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#811: May 23rd 2010 at 3:31:21 AM

-the aircraft jinks to avoid the shots, but it messes up my aim-

Stupid thing...

Locking you up on radar since '09
Kimura Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
#812: May 23rd 2010 at 3:50:55 PM

*Meanwhile, I am arriving in RED's Intel Room*

Haha, I can't believe no one's thought of this yet. Engineer, need a teleporter here!

BLU Engineer: Teleporter comin' right up.

*Engineer builds teleport entrance outside RED Intel Room, and exit outside BLU Intel Room*

*Scout grabs the intel and prepare to teleport*

Scout: Wave goodbye to your secret crap, noobs!

*Scout appear in the RED Intel Room... without the intel!*

What the... What the crap?! Oh no, The Dev Team Thinks of Everything, don't they?!

/me goes on a rampage with the Force-A-Nature, blasting Flanker out of the sky and stealing Drace's kill

mrsaturn Youkai Serious Since: Jan, 2001
Youkai Serious
#813: May 23rd 2010 at 4:17:33 PM

Using zip-ties, lots of rope and some good faith, the Meat Squadron uses Final as a battering ram to send Made Of Axes crashing through a wall!

Ha, nothing could survive that much dust!

They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#814: May 24th 2010 at 6:43:17 AM

-Ouch. I fall to the earth with a loud, meaty thump. Nobody could survive that!-

Locking you up on radar since '09
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#815: May 30th 2010 at 2:31:31 PM

But I'm in another dimension!

... wait...Well, I'm not now, but I was! So who went crashing through the wall?

-figure emerges from hole in wall-

Mysterious Figure: Muahahahaha! It is I! Axes' evil twin, come to destroy you all!

-Evil-Me draws a rocket launcher and rocket-spams the BLU team into the central area, killing them all-

Crap. Sniper, headshot on evil-me now please.

Sniper: Right, mate! -fires and misses-

-Evil-me spins round and blasts the Sniper into little bits-

Oh dear.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#816: Jun 17th 2010 at 12:31:36 PM

I cast Thread Resurrect!

[Location Randomizer Activated: Empty Warehouse]

It appears all the TF2 players and my evil twin have disappeared.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
rallyfan9000 Elite Soldier from overwatch position Since: Jul, 2009
Elite Soldier
#817: Jun 17th 2010 at 3:35:06 PM

*walks in, clad in "Dragon Skin" body armor with an Integrated Warfighter Helmet and Cross-Com eyepiece* Looks just like Killhouse... *cocks Modular Rifle-Caseless* Time to go to work. *opens fire on Made Of Axes*

I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#818: Jun 18th 2010 at 11:13:05 PM

Okay, I'm horseless and under fire..

[WEAPON RANDOMIZER ACTIVATED]

Result: Plasmids!

Houdini plasmid primed.

I turn invisible and race across the warehouse, into cover from a storage crate.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#819: Jun 18th 2010 at 11:24:52 PM

Well, seems like this is just the spooky abandoned place I do well in. Let's some fire to see with.

-lightsatch with fire breath-

Nice.

-ducks behind some crates on the side-

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#820: Jun 19th 2010 at 12:23:36 AM

-Legs it up a stack of crates in the center of the warehouse-

Perfect vantage point.

-Incinerate! on Rallyfan, followed by Incinerate! on Meta-Ridley-

Not so good with fire now, are you?

-Turns invisible again, uses EVE hypo-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
rallyfan9000 Elite Soldier from overwatch position Since: Jul, 2009
Elite Soldier
#821: Jun 19th 2010 at 8:22:03 AM

*gets hit, looks around, finds fire extinguisher, extinguishes self* Ha! Nice try, jackass! *reloads, returns fire*

edited 19th Jun '10 8:22:40 AM by rallyfan9000

I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#822: Jun 19th 2010 at 12:01:35 PM

-Winter Blast 2 on Rallyfan-

Let's see how you unfreeze yourself from a block of ice!

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
rallyfan9000 Elite Soldier from overwatch position Since: Jul, 2009
Elite Soldier
#823: Jun 19th 2010 at 12:07:01 PM

Oh. Nice. That's why I don't play games like this: I purposefully limit myself just because I find it easier and more fun to play as a Badass Normal, then you pull this bull****. Thanks a lot.

This is precisely the reason I bailed from the first avatar battle thread: overpowering bull**** like that.

I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#824: Jun 20th 2010 at 1:52:30 AM

Rallyfan, sorry, I didn't mean to annoy you. I merely meant that I shot at you with the Winter Blast. I didn't mean that I had insta-frozen you. It was worded badly. I'll lock Winter Blast and any other overpowered plasmids out in future.

I personally prefer playing with abnormal elements (like the plasmids) but it was never my intention to godmod. Once again, sorry for ruining your enjoyment.

edited 20th Jun '10 1:55:43 AM by MadeOfAxes

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#825: Jun 20th 2010 at 2:19:01 AM

-Jumps out of the way of incinerate-

Haha! Missed!

-Charges at Rallyfan-

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.

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