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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1: May 10th 2010 at 1:54:28 PM

Guys, I just saw something rise from the grave and eat a passerby! WTF's going on?

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Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa Since: Jan, 2010
Fear me
#2: May 10th 2010 at 1:55:12 PM

Was it wearing a green bowtie and a jacket?

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#3: May 10th 2010 at 1:56:00 PM

No, it's clothing was all rags, and it looked decayed!

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Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa Since: Jan, 2010
Fear me
#4: May 10th 2010 at 1:58:17 PM

Ah, so it wasn't Bob then. The things that man will do to prove a point...

-hears something-

What was that?

edited 10th May '10 1:58:46 PM by Chabal2

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#5: May 10th 2010 at 1:59:13 PM

I think it was one of the undead!

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Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa Since: Jan, 2010
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#7: May 10th 2010 at 2:02:58 PM

-looks out window-

Then why are they both shambling towards us, groaning with hunger?

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Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa Since: Jan, 2010
Fear me
#8: May 10th 2010 at 2:06:23 PM

What!?

-looks-

Oooooooh boy.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#9: May 10th 2010 at 2:06:37 PM

Told you.

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Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa Since: Jan, 2010
Fear me
#10: May 10th 2010 at 2:09:34 PM

Alright, let's not panic. First we need to check if the other exits are covered or not.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#11: May 10th 2010 at 2:10:44 PM

Lemme get my pistol. -goes to get pistol-

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Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa Since: Jan, 2010
Fear me
#12: May 10th 2010 at 2:11:42 PM

Looks like we can leave through the back.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#13: May 10th 2010 at 2:14:08 PM

'Kay.

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Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#14: May 10th 2010 at 2:14:24 PM

Mrrrrrrrrrrrrgh -shambles around slowly, with scratched, glassy eyes fixed on you both-

Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa Since: Jan, 2010
Fear me
#15: May 10th 2010 at 2:15:29 PM

Aaaaand crap. He wasn't there last time. Here, use this stick to kill him, a gunshot might attract others.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#16: May 10th 2010 at 2:19:16 PM

...Stick? No,no,no...-grabs bowie knife from gun case- This will work better. -stabs at zombie-

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Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#17: May 10th 2010 at 2:21:54 PM

Mrrrgh? -stares blankly at stab wound, then proceeds to grab at thespacephantom-

Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#18: May 10th 2010 at 2:23:04 PM

*drops a tactical nuke in the middle of the zombie horde*

There. It's over.

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa Since: Jan, 2010
Fear me
#19: May 10th 2010 at 2:23:12 PM

Damn.

-whacks at zombie's arm with stick. Arm falls off-

And gross.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#20: May 10th 2010 at 2:25:39 PM

AAH -hacks away with knife, freeing himself to grab a pistol and...Boom, Headshot! !-

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Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#21: May 10th 2010 at 2:27:43 PM

RRAAAAAAAAAGH -falls over, not moving-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#22: May 10th 2010 at 2:29:04 PM

-takes cigarette out of mouth and throws it on corpse- I'd make a pun, but I'm not that punny.

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Tachyonwolf Since: Apr, 2010
#23: May 10th 2010 at 2:29:41 PM

Haha you'll probably die out there. I Have a ten foot mote around my house its filled with piranhas! That will keep me safe. (Hides in fort with automated guns sicking out all over.)

edited 10th May '10 2:30:30 PM by Tachyonwolf

Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
The Magical Fruitbasket
#24: May 10th 2010 at 2:30:57 PM

rrgh....-begins to move, the flesh melting off its body-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#25: May 10th 2010 at 2:31:07 PM

What if the piranhas are zombified? HOLY SH-sound muffled by firing 3 bullets into the zombie-

edited 10th May '10 2:32:17 PM by thespacephantom

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