Was it wearing a green bowtie and a jacket?
No, it's clothing was all rags, and it looked decayed!
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIAh, so it wasn't Bob then. The things that man will do to prove a point...
-hears something-
What was that?
edited 10th May '10 1:58:46 PM by Chabal2
I think it was one of the undead!
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIUndead? That's ridiculous! You watch too many zombie movies.
-looks out window-
Then why are they both shambling towards us, groaning with hunger?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIWhat!?
-looks-
Oooooooh boy.
Told you.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIAlright, let's not panic. First we need to check if the other exits are covered or not.
Lemme get my pistol. -goes to get pistol-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOILooks like we can leave through the back.
'Kay.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIMrrrrrrrrrrrrgh -shambles around slowly, with scratched, glassy eyes fixed on you both-
Aaaaand crap. He wasn't there last time. Here, use this stick to kill him, a gunshot might attract others.
...Stick? No,no,no...-grabs bowie knife from gun case- This will work better. -stabs at zombie-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIMrrrgh? -stares blankly at stab wound, then proceeds to grab at thespacephantom-
*drops a tactical nuke in the middle of the zombie horde*
There. It's over.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!Damn.
-whacks at zombie's arm with stick. Arm falls off-
And gross.
AAH -hacks away with knife, freeing himself to grab a pistol and...Boom, Headshot! !-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIRRAAAAAAAAAGH -falls over, not moving-
-takes cigarette out of mouth and throws it on corpse- I'd make a pun, but I'm not that punny.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIHaha you'll probably die out there. I Have a ten foot mote around my house its filled with piranhas! That will keep me safe. (Hides in fort with automated guns sicking out all over.)
edited 10th May '10 2:30:30 PM by Tachyonwolf
rrgh....-begins to move, the flesh melting off its body-
What if the piranhas are zombified? HOLY SH-sound muffled by firing 3 bullets into the zombie-
edited 10th May '10 2:32:17 PM by thespacephantom
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Guys, I just saw something rise from the grave and eat a passerby! WTF's going on?
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