Take me to the river
Kill the Doctor, shag Ballos, Marry Misery.
Baldry!Robotnik, Cummings!Robotnik, Carrey!Robotnik
Edited by GrafVonTirol on Feb 20th 2020 at 1:30:09 AM
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 410/1089 (37.65%)
Dagded Dujardin
Kill Darksied, Marry Thanos (He's not my type at all, but Darkseid is worse in this regard.), Sex Frieza (Not that he's better than the other two but at least he's kinda affable when not on the job.)
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Light and Hope
Kill Venusmon, have sex with Gardevoir (to my detriment), marry Ahsoka Tano.
Father/Homunculus, Alec Trevelyan, Disney!Hades
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Feb 21st 2020 at 8:11:18 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Take me to the river
Kill Father, Shag Hades, Marry that Sean Bean fellow
Hilda Berg, Baroness Von Bon Bon, Cala Maria
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 410/1089 (37.65%)
Ruler of Everything
Kill Hilda,Fuck Callie,and Marry Baroness Bon Bon.
Homura Akemi, Retasu Midorikawa, & Toko Fukawa
Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Mar 30th 2020 at 4:07:18 AM
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
Marry Toko (assuming Jill is taken care of), Sex Homura (she needs pleasure), kill Retasu (don't know her)
Joe Montana, Tony Montana, Hannah Montana
Light and Hope
Kill Joe, do the dong with Tony (to my regret), marry Hannah.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Dagded Dujardin
Kill Lust (too dangerous), Sex Rikku, Marry Lavender
Rose Quartz, Rose Tico, Rose Wilson
Edited by VengefulBale on Mar 30th 2020 at 10:47:04 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Kill Wilson, sex Quartz, marry Tico.
Light and Hope
Kill Sauron (I don't need to say why because it should be obvious), shag with Ozai (the most normal looking one), marry Horde Prime (elimination).
Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Kill Ginny, screw Hermione, marry Luna.
Earth-chan, Afghanis-tan, Internet explorer-chan
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Marry Pennywise, Fuck Joker, Kill Kefka
Prince Zuko, John Wick, and Edward Elric.
All is not lost. Not yet.
Not a Fragile Flower
Marry Zuko, sex John, kill the pipsqueak.
Roci Bois: James Holden, Alex Kamal, Amos Burton "Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
Dagded Dujardin
Kill James, Sex Burton, Marry Alex
Queen Vexus, Big Mama, Shadow Weaver
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
kill mavis, sex evangelyne, marry twilight
Misery, The Doctor, Ballos