Kill Dahlia, marry Kefka, and reluctantly sex Creeper. 
Gruntilda, Cackletta, and Drawcia.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Nov 30th 2018 at 9:53:56 AM
Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?
The King Without a Kingdom
Kill Drawcia (she seems like the typical Kirby abomination so she's better off dead), sex Cackletta (she's the most normal of the three), and marry Gruntilda (if she dies, at least I'd get a cool house).
Mater, Bumblebee, and Thomas the Tank Engine.
Edited by Weirdguy149 on Nov 30th 2018 at 9:59:03 AM
It's been 3000 years…
Dagded Dujardin
Kill Thomas, Sex Bumblebee, Marry Mater.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Dagded Dujardin
[bump]
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Light and Hope
Sex River Johanssen, marry Bernard (to my chagrin), kill Mac.
Bellatrix Lestrange, Princess Zelda, Count Olaf.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Dagded Dujardin
Kill Hagrid, Sex Helga, Marry Mon Mohtma.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Kill Fat Cat, sex Nedry, marry Hyness.
SCP-1471-A
, SCP-3456, SCP-4131
Edited by Ghostninja109 on Jan 7th 2019 at 5:29:48 AM
Facing the consequences.
Sex James, Marry Nagatoro, Kill Sakuya,
,
,
Edited by HyperReal on Jan 7th 2019 at 6:27:19 AM
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
The King Without a Kingdom
Sex Hella Jeff, marry Toby Fox, kill the Jojo Undertale.
Kronk, Goro, and Johnny Bravo.
It's been 3000 years…
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Kill Goro, Sex Kronk, Marry Johnny Bravo
Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
[REDACTED]
Sex Blossom, Marry Bubbles, Kill Buttercup.
Aigis, Satou Kazuma, PPW.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
Dagded Dujardin
Sex PPW, Kill Satou, Marry Aigis.
Goblin Slayer, Doomguy, William Blazkowicz
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Dagded Dujardin
thread bump commencing
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Light and Hope
Kill William, sex the Goblin Slayer, marry Doomguy.
Princess Peach, the Skull Kid, Ursula.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Jewel (current day)
Kill Skull Kid (he's a kid so no sex or marriage) Sex Ursula Marry Princess Peach
Cosmic human watches over a certain Meme universe.Kill Wart, marry Staya, sex Mumkhar.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 17th 2019 at 6:43:01 AM
Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?
Dagded Dujardin
Kill Aku, Marry Chernabog, Sex Hades.
Queen Sectonia, Queen Chrysalis. The Shadow Queen.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Light and Hope
Kill Sectonia, sex the Shadow Queen, marry Chrysalis (I have no regrets)
Vesper Lynd, Shinnok, Sunset Shimmer
![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
You'd seriously take a freaking Omnicidal Maniac God of Evil over Sunset?
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Feb 18th 2019 at 7:47:06 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Kill Sunset Shimmer, Sex Shinnok, Marry Vesper Lynd
Kill Lord Fanny, sex Doctor Frank N. Furter, marry James Kidd.
Cloud of Darkness, Ultimecia, Queen Remedi
Edited by Ghostninja109 on Feb 17th 2019 at 3:12:50 AM
Kill Ultimecia, marry Cloud of Darkness, sex Remedi
Harley Quinn, NiGHTS, Kefka Palazzo
Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?
Jewel (current day)
Sex Harley Quinn, Marry Ni GHTS, Kill Kefka Palazzo
Molten Freddy, Midbus, Taranza
Kill Palutena, sex Samus, marry Rosalina.
Kefka Palazzo, Dahlia Hawthorne, a Creeper.
A great Mascot Mook.