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WE ARE THE ELVEN AND FREEMASON ALLIES VS. THE ROMAN AXIS

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Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#176: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:37:54 PM

-The Sergeant and his men find cover-

Now, let's try to get a plan of action together.

That video was amusing.

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#177: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:43:09 PM

We will not allow you such an indulgence, Sergeant.

-Brontes fires his railgun, simply burning through most of the cover in it's path-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#178: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:43:16 PM

-The clouds darken and swirl; the figure rises, a wolfen grin on his otherwise hidden face-

??- {I'll give these Roman interlopers a real nightmare.}

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#179: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:43:51 PM

Uh uh. Sorry pal, but your dance is with me.

-stabs the knife into Hercules' mighty thews, penetrating the Nemean skin he wears as armour-

There isn't a thing in the world that this blade won't cut, and I've added a little something extra to it. We Freemasons don't cut corners, you know.

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#180: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:46:11 PM

???: Enough of this!


GRAAAHH!!!

-Focusing despite the pain, Hercules lifts his club to crush Frog's head, a whistling sound is heard, and a massive club, identical to his own, hits him in the back of the head.-

Whoof!

-He loosens his grasp, Frog wriggles out and escapes.-

HERCULES!! Stand and fight me you worthless dogson!!

Gods, not him...

GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#181: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:46:14 PM

-out of the water emerges a massive half crab half horse beast, composed of rock and water. It makes a charge towards the nearest allies-

edited 7th Jul '10 1:46:26 PM by GabrielGloom

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#182: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:48:09 PM

My Queen!

-cue Lewis and his men making a mad dash to avoid being vapourised-

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#183: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:48:10 PM

-A bolt of lightning comes down from the heavens with a hiss, then curves, snarling it's way towards the Rock; the figure is gone, and the general folds his arms after a salute; a squad of battered soldiers pads up behind him, watching the lightning with hope-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#184: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:49:02 PM

-A gigantic man, identical to Hercules in build and clothing but much hairier, runs towards him.-

Leave the small man alone!!

-Hercules picks up his club.-

Or...?

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#185: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:50:46 PM

Or This!

-stabs Hercules in his mighty loins, then goes for the achilles tendon-

Thanks for the help, pal, but I am not a "small man."

edited 7th Jul '10 1:50:59 PM by SullenFrog

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#186: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:50:57 PM

-As the lightning bolt passes the centurion's position, a smaller bolt slaps down near him with explosive force-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#187: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:53:30 PM

Brontes, Hercules is endangered. Such a loss will deal a crippling blow to the troops' morale. We can let the rest of the century deal with the Marines.

KABOOM! -Brontes staggers, then pulls himself upright-

-Octavian fires a few times at McCullen, clipping the surrounding scenery, as Brontes moves in-

We don't cut corners either, commander. Let me introduce you to Brontes, a decorated Warsmith of the Cyclopean auxiliaries. And this is his custom-built Fulgur-pattern railgun-

Brontes: Sophia.

Octavian: -..Sophia. We don't cut corners either.

edited 7th Jul '10 1:55:07 PM by MadeOfAxes

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#188: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:55:20 PM

(They're both twelve feet tall, it's what they call everybody.)

Aaaahh!

-Backhands Frog away.-

Little wretch!

-The other giant picks up his club as well.-

???: Now ready yourself for defeat, you misbegotten whelp!

Heracles, the only thing I need to ready myself for is the victory feast being prepared for me!

Heracles: Then tonight you will DINE IN HELL!!

-Both rush each other, somehow setting off a shockwave pushing all other units back when they collide.-

Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#189: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:55:37 PM

-Finally, the bolt slams the equine-crustaceal beast in the eye, bowling it over; the gray cloud of nanites buzzes and sparks, halting-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#191: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:56:52 PM

-picks himself up off the ground-

Oww...True, but sometimes there aren't any corners to cut, Octagon.

-aims his handgun at Brontes' eye-

Are you aware that the shortest path from one point to another is a straight line?

-BLAM!-

edited 7th Jul '10 1:57:30 PM by SullenFrog

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GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#192: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:57:01 PM

-the leviathan shrieks and flails wildly as it's organic parts are damaged-

MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#193: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:58:41 PM

-Brontes swings round and fires Sophia at the unknown man. Not enough to kill, but it burns him, and bowls the man over. Meanwhile, Octavian fires at McCullen-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#194: Jul 7th 2010 at 1:59:26 PM

-The two giants continue bashing at each other, opening fissures with their clubs when they miss. A few units are unfortunate enough to be caught in the club's arcs, they are hurled off into the sky.-

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#195: Jul 7th 2010 at 2:00:38 PM

-grunts as he takes the shot in his shoulder, causing him to drop his knife-

N...Nice trick, Octagon. But I can do you one better.

-shoots Brontes in the throat-

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#196: Jul 7th 2010 at 2:01:13 PM

- A voice growling in Basque is heard on the winds-

{Long has it been since the sons of Romulus came to my land with such greedy intent. Your overstaid presence here will ended with much prejudice}!

I really don't want to run this through a Basque translator. It would result in disjointed gibberish.

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#197: Jul 7th 2010 at 2:02:34 PM

-a voice echoes across the battlefield-

???: You wounded my pet badly... I will see you suffer for that.

-the pool of water that the leviathan emerged fom begins to swirl-

edited 7th Jul '10 2:03:03 PM by GabrielGloom

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#198: Jul 7th 2010 at 2:03:41 PM

Fire at will! Don't let a single Centurion who attacks us leave alive! Those without guns, attack!

-flies and begins stabbing away at the Centurions-

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#199: Jul 7th 2010 at 2:04:02 PM

-Brontes, clutches at his throat and topples to the floor-

Idiot. If it didn't work on me, would it work on the Warsmith?

-Octavian continues shooting-

Medici! My companion requires aid!

edited 7th Jul '10 2:05:33 PM by MadeOfAxes

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#200: Jul 7th 2010 at 2:05:14 PM

Comms.: Oh, no you don't!

-hurls a Masonic pulse grenade at Brontes' feet; the resulting pulse shorts out the medical nanites before they can reach the cyclops-

edited 7th Jul '10 2:05:23 PM by SullenFrog

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