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SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#1126: Sep 5th 2010 at 6:33:14 AM

-Loki ducks away from the Deathless One's sword, then leaps atop his head and springboards off of it into the darkness above; seconds later he plummets down, Mistilteinn first, streaking towards the crown of the giant's head at a meteoric speed-

-the spheres, meanwhile, continue to track Heracles and Hercules-

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#1127: Sep 5th 2010 at 6:36:56 AM

-Loki is intercepted in mid-air by a razor-sharp blade to the stomach-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#1128: Sep 5th 2010 at 6:43:30 AM

-Glancing up, Koschei quickly crouches to better receive the blow, one hand holding his sword up, the other preparing to block with his forearm.-

I just thought of something!

We shall hold games in honor of this momentous occasion. What is it?

If those things attract demiurgic power...

Blank Stare

If we can't crush his balls, we'll turn them against him!

-Hercules demonstrates by slamming his club into his following sphere, rocketing it back towards Loki.-

Ooohhh... Still, it's a sad day for virility in general when a man's balls turn against him...

Better known as how women have countered being smaller than men ever since they figured out where the second brain is?

Still. It's not the most refined form of combat. Sneaky.

The man has sex with horses. As a horse.

Good enough for me.

-Heracles sends his sphere back as well.-

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#1129: Sep 5th 2010 at 7:29:55 AM

-Loki cries out in agony as the blade impales him through the stomach; his expression is one of surprise and disbelief, and he stares at the blade sticking through him as though it isn't really there-

WDM: Ridiculous...

-the orbs are sent streaking towards their master, and begin to siphon his power away; the Well-Dressed Man growls as they extract tongues of matter from him-

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#1130: Sep 5th 2010 at 7:38:08 AM

-Hades, still invisible, rips the blade free and somersaults backwards over the orbs, and begins sprinting for dear life away from them-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#1131: Sep 5th 2010 at 7:40:44 AM

-Koschei hurls his sword at Loki.-

Well done! Now let's finish those spheres, ah... Hairy Brute?

-Koschei turns to look Hercules dead in the eye.-

Er...

Who cares what his name is, long as there's blood booze and food, right my man?

-Heracles slams his fist backwards into Koschei's chest. Grinning (or rather revealing very large teeth), Koschei returns the gesture. MANLINESS thus deployed, the three head for the next sphere.-

edited 5th Sep '10 7:41:27 AM by Chabal2

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#1132: Sep 5th 2010 at 7:52:56 AM

-the orbs continue to strip matter from loki's form, unmaking him from the feet upward as he slowly unravels into nothingness. In spite of this, he gives the Herculean brawlers a pained smile and sneers at them-

wDM: Think you've won, haven't you? Well, think again; due to the...unique circumstances involved, this will only inconvenience me for a while. Trust me, you brainless oafs, I'll be back soon enough...

-the other spheres begin to flit about the space erratically to evade their attackers-

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#1133: Sep 5th 2010 at 9:09:17 AM

-Compensating inaccuracy with rate of fire, the Heraculeses swing their clubs ever faster, while Koschei swings his sword in an ever-wider arc. Close obvservation reveals his sword is actually growing longer to sweep a larger area.-

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#1134: Sep 5th 2010 at 3:58:59 PM

-their repeated and desperate attacks manage to destroy a further two spears; two remain, not counting the pair which has presently reduced Loki to an armless torso and the corresponding sections of his snazzy suit-

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
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#1135: Sep 5th 2010 at 4:05:46 PM

-The Knights screech to a halt, the wave going over the crevasse to form a bridge, light bursts blasting from the lances-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#1136: Sep 5th 2010 at 4:07:55 PM

I think it'll take something more...

You think?

-Koschei joins them.-

Got it!

What?

-Koschei looks curious.-

Attack Pattern Alpha!

Uh... You lost me there.

Just follow me...

-Heracles moves to Loki's left and... goes to a defensive position, his club raised to ward off attacks. Utterly mystified, Hercules moves to Loki's right, adopting the same stance.-

-Koschei moves in front of Loki.-

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#1137: Sep 5th 2010 at 5:02:03 PM

-there is a flash of light, and Zeus suddenly looms over Koschei. The King of the Gods brings a thunderbolt down on the Deathless One like a spear-

AWAY, PAWN OF THE BLACK GOD!

-meanwhile, Loki's body continues to unravel; he has now been reduced to half a torso and a face-

edited 5th Sep '10 5:08:13 PM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#1138: Sep 6th 2010 at 12:19:49 AM

-The thunderbolt hits. For a brief second, Koschei's bones can be seen through his skin, while his sword melts almost instantly. The giant warrior is brought to his knees, his singed hair and beard now radiating outwards like a full-face halo, then topples over.

Oooohhhhh shi-

Hehehehehehe... Hahahahahh.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

-Three seconds pass, and Koschei rises once more.-

Oh, Zeus. And here I was hoping you at least might show more sense than Wotan. You've not heard of Koschei, the DeathlessOne?

-Koschei stands, holding the hilt of his molten sword, then turns and strikes at Loki's evanescing body with it.-

(Seriously, who would have put Batman down for scariest Evil Laugh ever?)

edited 6th Sep '10 12:20:26 AM by Chabal2

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#1139: Sep 6th 2010 at 6:18:31 AM

Scary?! That was an awesome laugh!!!

-time seems to slow to a crawl as Zeus' mouth curls upwards into a smug grin-

OH, I HAVE. WHY DO YOU THINK I SAID "AWAY" AND NOT "DIE?"

-where the thunderbolt first struck Koschei there is now a slowly-pulsing glyph, resembling an Omega, that has been seared into the Deathless One's flesh. Just as Koschei's blade is about to strike Loki's rapidly disintegrating form, the glyph flares up—and an invisible force flings the Champion of Czernobog across the room with a deafening thunderclap-

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#1140: Sep 6th 2010 at 6:31:37 AM

Clever.

-Koschei lands roughly, then charges in once more.-

(FINALLY, thread-bumping!)

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#1141: Sep 6th 2010 at 6:37:54 AM

Well, excuuuuse me for needing to sleep, Princess!

-as soon as Koschei draws close to Loki the glyph flares to life again, flinging him somewhat further than before; the Deathless One is beginning to note a stiffness slowly spreading across the skin around the glyph-

-Zeus conjures an amphora of wine and takes a hearty chug, then belches as he whipes his face with the back of his hand-

AH, DIONYSUS, YOU NEVER FAIL TO EXCEED MY EXPECTATIONS WHEN IT COMES TO WINE. NOW THEN, DEATHLESS ONE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY SYMBOLS ARE? THE THUDERBOLT IS THE MOST OBVIOUS ONE, BUT THERE ARE THREE MORE.

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#1142: Sep 6th 2010 at 6:48:41 AM

-Koschei glares hatred at Zeus. Then without hesitation, he pulls out a hunting knife and digs it deeply into his own flesh, aiming to carve out the rune.-

(Well if you were a REAL forumite, you'd have moved to a more appropriate timezone to participate!)

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#1143: Sep 6th 2010 at 7:12:16 AM

-the knife makes an odd sound as it digs into Koschei's flesh, though strangely enough the Deathless One barely feels the blade's touch. It seems to catch on something stiff and unyielding, almost as if he were cutting into...bark?!-

ALLOW ME TO ELABORATE: THE FOUR SYMBOLS OF MYSELF ARE THE THUNDERBOLT, THE EAGLE, THE BULL...AND THE OAK. BECAUSE I PLACED MY MARK ON YOU, THE WORLD ITSELF NOW BELIEVES THAT YOU ARE AN OAK TREE...AND IS CHANGING YOU IN ORDER TO ACCOMODATE THAT BELIEF.

-indeed, if Koschei were able to take a good look at the glyph (it's on his shoulderblade), he would notice that the skin around it is transforming into the bark of an oak...and the transmogrification is spreading-

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#1144: Sep 6th 2010 at 8:17:46 AM

-The Heraculeses watch in horror as their battle-brother is consumed by the magic.-

Hey! Mysterious voice! Why aren't you doing anything?

Do something? Certainly not. He is my champion, bound to my will. No matter what shape he takes, I can always take back his essence, and it is his host who will remain in that most peaceful of forms.

WHAT!?! You're just going to let him die?

The Deathless One? Dying is the least of his priorities, believe me. But it matters little, it seems he has his own ideas...

-As the transformation sweeps over him, Koschei rams his fingers into the ground. Before long, it is done, and a mighty oak now stands tall, its roots dug deep in the soil.-

That motherFUCKER!!

I presume you refer to me. Why do you Greeks persist in thinking your great king Oedipus' behavior extends to other peoples?

Shut the Tartarus up!

Or your own father perhaps? The epithet may be accurate, yes, but rest assured your father is only partially responsible for his actions.

Look, could you maybe help us out here instead of making remarks for your own amusement?

Or was it Loki? I cannot speak for the degree of intimacy he shares with his family, of course, but there is his affinity for horses...

Godsdammit...

And to answer your question, demigod, you really should make a serious attempt at destroying those balls of his. I should perhaps point out that if Koschei was neutralized first, it is because he was perceived as an actual threat.

Fine, let's go!!

-Our dynamic if disorderly duo head for a sphere.-

On three?

One...

Two...

-They both swing, and the Nigh-Invulnerable sphere rockets towards what is left of Loki's torso.-

Weren't we supposed to go on three?

I figured you'd swing early. You always do.

I didn't, because I swung when I saw your arm moving!

See? That's why you swung early, you were keeping your eye on me instead of the ball.

edited 6th Sep '10 8:18:54 AM by Chabal2

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#1145: Sep 6th 2010 at 9:33:21 AM

-the trickster god has been reduced to a neck, shoulders, and the right half of his face; alarmingly, his smile is still fully intact, and remains that way even as he continues to dissolve-

WDM: Yes, keep at it, my brawny friends. Unmake this now-useless vessel, and possibly see if you can free your father; I have business elsewhere...

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#1146: Sep 6th 2010 at 9:38:36 AM

-Suddenly the ground erupts around Zeus as massive oaken roots tangle themselves around his legs and arms, immobilizing him.-

Hurry!

-Heracles takes a running jump, readying to deliver a mid-air strike to his father's cranium.-

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#1147: Sep 6th 2010 at 12:34:37 PM

-mers charges at Rotham, light-saber swinging-

Mers: Hey Rotham! Duck!

-mars stands, looking at the can of Angerem-

Maybe... Hehe... HEY LOKI!?

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#1148: Sep 6th 2010 at 1:11:27 PM

-Heracles slams his club into Zeus' head, while Hercules follows.-

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#1149: Sep 6th 2010 at 1:13:18 PM

-Zeus staggers under the blow, growling in rage-

FOOL! DO YOU THINK I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO CONTROL MY SYMBOL?!

-the surfaces of the roots ripple, and smaller shoots erupt to swat the brawlers from the air; in spite of this, Zeus is beginning to look confused...-

-Loki's smile chuckles darkly as the rest of him dissolves altogether-

WDM: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves/ did gyre and gimble in the wabe;/ all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths, outgrabuh!

edited 6th Sep '10 1:15:52 PM by SullenFrog

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Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#1150: Sep 6th 2010 at 1:20:22 PM

-Hercules snatches at a high branch and uses the momentum from his jump to swing around and deliver another loud crack on the thunder god's head.-

Keep it up, monkey man!

Shut up!

-Heracles climbs the alternatingly helpful and hostile branches, asd Koschei continues to struggle against his captor.-


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