In an unfunny (and somewhat angry) Strawman Political, I count a ten percent of the votes (even though there weren't even any votes in this contest), and then declare that Fawriel is indeed the legitimate winner.
edited 2nd Jul '09 9:50:53 PM by GlennMagusHarvey
The best jokes are stolen ones.
"See, you plug this end into my arm, plug the other into the robot, and now I'm donating blood to a robot!" "There are some serious flaws in your logic."
Edit: Ah, wait.
"Phil! That's just obscene!"
edited 3rd Jul '09 11:59:06 AM by Zephid
I wrote about a fish turning into the moon.We were about to paint that robot blue, then noticed a hedgehog collecting blue spheres, probably to get some kind of stupid jewel, and decided against it
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"They wanted to play 'memes' with the Old School. Now there are tears." - Fast Eddie
Planescape Hijack
I had to read this a few times before I got it, but it made me laugh out loud.
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Nrr tough to decide, I choose "Reactions were mixed when Batman was found peeping on the ladies' dressing room" because it's amusing to imagine Batman as a voyeur, Batman being caught as a voyeur, and Batman making that face when caught as a voyeur.
Though colin's is a close second.
*gives Faw a very shiny No-Prize*
edited 2nd Jul '09 8:35:55 PM by Haven
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