Guarantee —> quarantine.
I read some text on a Wendy's cup of soda as this. *sigh*
Edited by AngrokVa on Oct 25th 2020 at 4:02:20 AM
What kind of hero would the above troper be? - What kind of herb would the above troper be?
8-yo brain -> Bob Dylan
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Buzzfeed: "Write that down, write that down!" :P
At the meeting of Marley's generals —> At the meeting of Marley's genitals
Well that sounds unfortunate.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
The Sangvis Ferri horde is approaching from the east! - The Savage Fieri horde is approaching from the east!
Baraka -> Bakara
I misread this for a long time. To be fair though, I haven't played any Mortal Kombat game nor have I seen the movie called this
Edited by KingofNightmares on Nov 1st 2020 at 8:29:53 AM
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Hello? Hello, hello?
Anachronism Stew -> Anachronism Screw
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
I think I’ve done that before as well.
"Top 5 One-Hit Wonder Games" -> "Top 5 One-Hit-Point Wonder Games"
TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Vocabulary indeed
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Abbacchio joins the kicking - Abbacchio joins the kissing
Hello? Hello, hello?
I Am Big Boned -> I am Big Beyond
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Neptunia Ichiban
Memorable - memeable
Edited by Zanreo on Nov 13th 2020 at 2:51:31 PM
shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
Tony Stark - Tiny Shark
In the trash heap:
Turnips are the root of all evil —> Trump is the root of all evil
(This was possibly influenced by the fact I've been watching the Animaniacs reboot and one episode had a giant Cyclops Trumplica - otherwise no comment)
Neptunia Ichiban
Mooks Ate My Equipment - Mooks Are My Equipment
Crafting equipment from the parts of defeated mooks, I guess?
shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
Just a Mettaur
The TV Tropes Macrocosm —> The TV Tropes Macaroon
Neptunia Ichiban
Court Physician - Count Playstation
Part-Time Omen of Death
On a thing about subscription boxes:
"Culturefly" —> "Cutiefly"
So I guess I'm back to re-reading things as Pokemon references again.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Hello? Hello, hello?
"Program Primates" —> "Program Pirates"
...WAAPT Discord server stuff.
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Neptunia Ichiban
I Banged Your Mom - I Banned Your Mom
shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
Just a Mettaur
Create a Political Compass with the above Avatar Gallery —> Create a Political Correctness with the above Avatar Gallery
Also: Streaming for the first time in three years —> Screaming for the first time in three years
Edited by Bluethorn on Dec 6th 2020 at 4:41:47 AM
A great Mascot Mook.
There's another place I'd like to go to for a vacation (when it becomes safe to do so, of course): Virginia. :) —> There's another place I'd like to go to for a vacation (when it becomes safe to do so, of course): Vagina. :)
I... had to blink.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
York Patty —> Yolk/York Pat/rty
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."