I Read That As: The Forum Version

Our avatars are now five - Our avatars are on fire

ITT: We Are All Pirates - ITT: We Are All Pixels

From the comments on this: He doesn’t have magical youth, he’s just from Jurai! - He's just a Jural sakurai your secret is out

edited 21st Apr '18 9:06:21 AM by Zanreo

Again, those sound like really bad forum game ideas.

And all this time, I kept on reading the acronym for Kill Six Billion Demons as KBSD.

edited 22nd Apr '18 9:07:13 AM by TroperNo9001

On the work caller id:

Wireless Caller —> Relentless Caller

We were getting a lot of phone calls at the time...

Personal One-Mario limits? -> Personal Oreo limits?

The strangest thing you've said today - The scariest thing you've said today

edited 25th Apr '18 1:00:12 AM by Zanreo

"You Are Attacked By The Avatar That The Below Poster Selects From Your Gallery" + "Create a rainbow from the above poster's gallery" = "You are attacked by a rainbow from the above poster's gallery" (how that would even work I have no idea...)

"Weird Dreams" —> "Weird Deaths"

... I don't know either.

Tropers: The Series —> Tropers: The Seventies

Particularly weird for it to happen with a thread I created.

edited 8th May '18 5:24:41 PM by TropesForever

Rate the trope above you —> Rate the troper above you

Another bad forum game idea from another title I misread.

WSJ video on You Tube

Original: Reporting on Theranos and Elizabeth Holmes.

What I read: Reporting on Thanos and Elizabeth Holmes.

The Navy Thread -> The Nay Thread

On the Complaining Index:

First-World Problems + Fish out of Temporal Water = Fish World Problems

Dismissive Descriptions Of Media + Shameless Self Promotion Thread = Dismissive Self Descriptions

It'd be a thread for Self-Deprecation I guess?

Cultist Simulator —> Cut List Simulator

Cat attachment —> Car attachment

I smell a new forum game idea!

edited 13th Jun '18 6:53:12 AM by TroperNo9001

"Which of the above two avatars would you date?" + "You Have Become The Above User's Avatar" = "Which of the above two avatars would you become?"

So I guess... which one you would want to turn into if you had to choose?

edited 14th Jun '18 1:53:13 AM by Zanreo

Catch phrases you accidentally developed + Last movie you watched = Last movie you accidentally watched.

Can you really "accidentally" watch a movie? I mean I guess you can accidentally pick the wrong movie due to Similarly Named Works, like digitally renting Frozen instead of Frozen, but you'd have to consciously decide to watch it anyway once you noticed your mistake.

ITT: We badly describe TV shows/movies/games in one sentence - We badly design TV shows/movies/games...

edited 16th Jun '18 4:23:05 AM by Zanreo

Now Serving Beer Wine and Sake —> Now Serving Beer Wine and Cake

This is a sign on a bar/restaurant near where I work. I now sorta wish there was some bar that gave you little cake slices meant to complement your beer or wine selection. On top of that, due to the lack of punctuation, I briefly wondered what "beer wine" was.

Endless Winter = Endless Writer

WIDOWS -> WINDOWS

"Fanfiction" —> "Fuckton"

Also, the title of a spam email: "Legendary Ventures" —> "Legendary Vultures"

"Pick an Avatar that you want the Above Poster to Explain" - "Pick an Avatar that you want the Above Avatar to Explain"

All this time my brain has been playing tricks on me. I've been always reading Disgaea as Disagea (Dis-AGE-ya).

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 1st 2018 at 6:32:03 PM

“Evil Tainted the Place” became “Evil Tainted Rice”. 😳