I Read That As: The Forum Version

Delayed Explosion —> Delayed Exposition

Hubba Tester Game - Hubba Tetris Game

Closet Sublet —> Closet Subtext.

Which I think is covered by Ambiguously Gay and Homoerotic Subtext, but this isn't the place to debate that.

Pretend you're playing the game 3 threads below this one - You won't BELIEVE the thread below this one

...I don't even know how my mind made that into clickbait

Maracuja - Marijuana

edited 22nd Feb '18 12:26:03 AM by Zanreo

Eric Carmen —> Eric Cartman

Classic Changeovers -> Classy hangovers

That is so dumb

"What would the above avatar's action figure do?" + "John Oliver's Last Week Tonight" somehow equals "What would a Tolkien action figure do?"

Ad: New MBA > New MRA

Puppeteer Parasite - Puppeteer Paradise

The Alleged Car —> The Alleged Cat

I somehow read: "Honoring Black History Month" as "Ignoring Black History Month"

Huge difference there.

edited 28th Feb '18 4:49:33 AM by Some_Person

Super Deal - Super Smol

Chicken Nuggets - Chicken Muppets

The strangest thing you've said today... + Obscure works you love = The strangest thing you love?

How old is the above poster? - How odd is the above poster?

edited 2nd Mar '18 1:17:12 AM by Zanreo

Your Avatar Just Befriended The Above Avatar -> Your Avatar Just Beheaded The Above Avatar

"secret diary of a call girl" —> "secret diary of a cat girl"

If the latter had actually been correct, I would have copied that folder immediately.

... I just managed to read "gentrification" as "petrification".

What podcasts do you listen to? —> What would Pocahontas listen to?

Maybe discussing the hypothetical music tastes of historical figures would make for an interesting thread. Unless we're talking about the Disney version - clearly she would listen to the wolf howling to the blue corn moon.

In a subreddit about beauty subscription boxes: "TopBox Rexall Edition! Unboxing and Reviews" —> "Total Recall Edition! Unboxing and Reviews"

"Planet With" -> "Playing With"

Select a file to preview - Send a file to prison

edited 29th Mar '18 9:03:22 AM by Zanreo

Blake Shelton -> Blake Skeleton

edited 1st Apr '18 4:41:57 AM by Some_Person

I feel like this is a punchline to a really corny joke I can't quite come up with. "Who sings country songs despite having no skin or lungs?" maybe?

On the window of a Starbucks:

Blonde Espresso Breaks Rules —> Blonde Freaks Rule

("espresso" was in smaller writing than the rest).

Clickable link - Clickbait link

Video campaign featuring demos - Video campaign featuring demons

edited 4th Apr '18 3:04:40 AM by Zanreo

Oblivious Adoption —> Oblivious Adaptation

Ruin the above power - Ruin the above poster

What would you ban if you could? + Entries that make you go "Lol" = What entries would you ban if you could?

Hoopa Confined - Hoopa Confirmed. even after all these years, half the time I read it...

Time to head back to bed - Time to hack the bed

And right now, for the post above: Oblivious Adaptation - Captain Obvious Adaption. My brain just added a word out of nowhere... or probably just used the "Adoption" part right before actually

edited 10th Apr '18 5:08:33 AM by Zanreo

Largemouth Bass - Large Ham Bass

Just imagine a fish with that characteristic.

That is what you get for fishing in Far Cry 5 while on TV Tropes at the same time.

edited 24th Apr '18 11:50:15 PM by Mr_Madman