The Wittiest Thing You've Said Today -> The Whitest Thing You've Said Today
Looking at the previous page got me:
Insect bigger than a hamster discovered -> Insect blogger that a hamster discovered
I'm also going to bring up one I encountered in real life, if only because I keep seeing this clothing ad in the subway and reading it this exact same way:
Warm Layers -> Warm Lawyers
edited 11th Dec '11 7:01:35 PM by MikeK
[History] Witchcraft, and mummified cats -> [History] Mine Craft, and mummified cats -> [History] Micro Soft, and mummified cats
"That said, as I've mentioned before, apart from the helmet, he's not exactly bad looking, if a bit...blood-drenched." - juancarlosedited 14th Dec '11 4:57:33 AM by KylerThatch
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...System Repair is checking your computer for problems => System Repair is checking your computer for Personas

"FREE SHIPPING FANFIC REQUESTS!" —> "FREE SHIPPING BADFIC REQUESTS!"
Stupid doomed timeline...