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RandomChaos No Dragon Power from My own little world Since: Oct, 2011
No Dragon Power
#11726: Feb 2nd 2011 at 7:53:00 AM

Granted you get killed

I wish for Ideas for Fakemon

With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
Parakus from not Belgium Since: Jul, 2009
#11727: Feb 2nd 2011 at 8:05:55 AM

Granted. They're all terrible.

I wish for a non-boring book to be assigned in English.

[DATA EXPUNGED] - I would NEVER do that to a kitten! -Dr. █████
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#11728: Feb 2nd 2011 at 8:06:07 AM

Granted, but the gruesome descriptions cause you to go insane.

I wish for a watch.

edited 2nd Feb '11 8:06:42 AM by Philosopher

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
1whowillmakeEnzeru Since: Jan, 2011
#11729: Feb 2nd 2011 at 8:09:17 AM

Granted. You better take care of it.

I wish Bambi's mom's hunter was revealed in the upcoming Winnie The Pooh movie.

Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup account
NathanielTheSeeker Since: Jun, 2010
#11730: Feb 2nd 2011 at 8:39:14 AM

It becomes a dark horror tragedy and everyone ends up dead or an utter emotional mess.

I wish I could gain all the benefits of being a Tzeentchian sorceror without the danger of being used and tossed aside like a tool.

Wow, what a cop-out![down]

edited 2nd Feb '11 9:20:31 AM by NathanielTheSeeker

OrangeSpider Must Keep The Web Intact from Ursalia Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: On the prowl
Must Keep The Web Intact
#11731: Feb 2nd 2011 at 9:12:29 AM

Granted. Fatal system error. Cannot compute this order. System termination countdown commenced. Have a nice day.

I wish I was a Khorne berserker.

The Great Northern Threadkill.
NathanielTheSeeker Since: Jun, 2010
#11732: Feb 2nd 2011 at 9:29:57 AM

Raarrgh, except there's no one around to kill, so you have to take your own life.

I wish that universe was free of Chaos.

miru Knouge forever!! Since: Jan, 2001
Knouge forever!!
#11733: Feb 2nd 2011 at 9:30:15 AM

You are killed by another of your kind.

I wish Sega would use Silver even less often.

I am completely, utterly, and thoroughly done with Sola Sonica and 2D
NathanielTheSeeker Since: Jun, 2010
#11734: Feb 2nd 2011 at 9:35:03 AM

Unfortunately most other characters are, in turn, also seen as needless assets and are erased until there's not even Sonic. Thus the franschise dies out and no one remembers the nostalgia days.

I wish Superman was real.

megamagikarp Since: Dec, 2009
#11735: Feb 2nd 2011 at 9:37:55 AM

He punches you.

I want a new duck!

AttObl ... Since: Oct, 2010
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#11736: Feb 2nd 2011 at 9:51:18 AM

Granted, but the duck is weak and sick.

I wish for Zodiac Virgo.

Shutdown sequence initiated.
1whowillmakeEnzeru Since: Jan, 2011
#11737: Feb 2nd 2011 at 9:51:30 AM

[up][up]Aldo eats it.

[up]Horoscope reads YOU MUST DIE! YES! FALCON PUNCH!

I wish for my best friend AND good grades.

edited 2nd Feb '11 9:52:21 AM by 1whowillmakeEnzeru

Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup account
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#11738: Feb 2nd 2011 at 10:04:57 AM

Granted, you and your best friend are killed by high grade explosives.

I wish for an x factor.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Parakus from not Belgium Since: Jul, 2009
#11739: Feb 2nd 2011 at 10:33:45 AM

Granted. You receive a DVD boxed set of the first season of The X Factor.

I wish for the ability to draw well, while still retaining my other skills.

[DATA EXPUNGED] - I would NEVER do that to a kitten! -Dr. █████
Neo_Crimson Your army sucks. from behind your lines. Since: Jan, 2001
Your army sucks.
#11740: Feb 2nd 2011 at 10:40:27 AM

You are enrolled in the artistic equivalent of boot camp, see you in six months!

I wish that all the snow outside was gone.

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
Shadowbell Macinatrix Insana from Massachusetts Since: Jan, 2001
Macinatrix Insana
#11741: Feb 2nd 2011 at 10:49:18 AM

Granted, it is now raining. Very hard.

I wish I could play the balalaika. I also wish for a balalaika.

Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
1whowillmakeEnzeru Since: Jan, 2011
#11742: Feb 2nd 2011 at 10:51:52 AM

Granted. It just so happens that every instrument starting with B disappears off the face of your city.

I wish I knew when Episode 3 was coming out.

Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup account
miru Knouge forever!! Since: Jan, 2001
Knouge forever!!
#11743: Feb 2nd 2011 at 10:55:17 AM

It comes out in 2023.

I wish that when Sega started dropping everyone else completley, they start thinking Rouge is completely nessesary, even in the platformers.

edited 2nd Feb '11 10:55:39 AM by miru

I am completely, utterly, and thoroughly done with Sola Sonica and 2D
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#11744: Feb 2nd 2011 at 10:59:36 AM

sega is beaten by nintendo.

I wish I was on a epic adventure with awesome that would never end.

I am bad at picking things.
miru Knouge forever!! Since: Jan, 2001
Knouge forever!!
#11745: Feb 2nd 2011 at 11:03:04 AM

You die on it.

I wish your corruption had made sense, more than Nintendo beats Sega.

I am completely, utterly, and thoroughly done with Sola Sonica and 2D
AlirozTheConfused Bibliophile. from Daz Huat! Since: May, 2010
Bibliophile.
#11746: Feb 2nd 2011 at 11:05:12 AM

Now it makes sense, but you go insane and are unable to comprehend it.

I wish that the last half of the twentieth century didn't happen.

Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#11747: Feb 2nd 2011 at 11:05:53 AM

It makes so much sense your brain explodes.

I wish I was awesome.

I am bad at picking things.
RandomChaos No Dragon Power from My own little world Since: Oct, 2011
No Dragon Power
#11748: Feb 2nd 2011 at 11:38:58 AM

Granted but youre two awesome so you explode

I wish for bad ideas

With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
RobinZimm Since: Jan, 2001
#11749: Feb 2nd 2011 at 12:23:05 PM

Are they bad ideas? Yes. Do they sound like bad ideas? Not immediately...

I wish unemployment was lower.

RandomChaos No Dragon Power from My own little world Since: Oct, 2011
No Dragon Power
#11750: Feb 2nd 2011 at 12:27:15 PM

Granted all the unemployed are dead.

I wish I was Freakazoid.

With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.

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