Granted. It's several sizes too small for anyone to wear.
I wish to be even more melodramatic than I already am!
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.Granted. It now takes you half an hour to make one point so now no-one listens to you anymore.
I wish I could control other tropers without any negative impacts on my or their sanity
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - MediaThis extraordinary ability comes to you effortlessly. Unfortunately so much so it becomes your habit and you start to like it. You're completely aware of the benefits, but since no one is harmed, it's okay, right? You're aware you like power, suppressing and ignoring those weird feelings in the background that why you would need to control other people all the time. Your sanity stays intact, but you feel really drained., hollow and empty.
How do I manage to make every wish corruption such High Octane Nightmare Fuel?
I wish there was no High Octane Nightmare Fuel.
The worldwide Sugar Bowl eventually makes everyone sick to their stomach of it.
I wish eroge was legal in Australia.
edited 1st Feb '11 2:15:41 AM by FuschlatzOReilly
Granted. It stopped working so that it may hurt.
I wish my best friend was here to console me.
Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup accountGranted. It's written by a man who has no knowledge of the series aside from what he knows about the movie.
I wish for a working DVD of The Neverending Story.
NOOOOOOOOOO
edited 1st Feb '11 8:34:19 AM by MsieurLapin
You also get the two sequels, and you are forced to watch them BOTH!
I wish I was a Wild West Hero.
edited 1st Feb '11 8:24:30 AM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.Granted. Nice Job Breaking the Cutie While You Were At It.
I wish I was piggybacking on Banjo X3
edited 1st Feb '11 8:27:19 AM by 1whowillmakeEnzeru
Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup accountGranted. Nothing's dewier than your mountain.
I wish I had all As w/o cheating. :D
Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup accountArnold Schwarzenegger from Eraser busts through your door and shoots you.
I wish I never forgot to make a wish before posting.
edited 1st Feb '11 11:47:58 AM by Kerrah

Granted. An atomic bomb is dropped on your hometown.
I wish for a red hoodie like Gumi's in Matryoshka.