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Trombonista Gumi-chan Since: Sep, 2010
Gumi-chan
#11651: Jan 31st 2011 at 9:25:58 PM

Granted. An atomic bomb is dropped on your hometown.

I wish for a red hoodie like Gumi's in Matryoshka.

sgrunt Sigil Spam from the depths of your mind Since: Apr, 2009
#11652: Jan 31st 2011 at 10:23:44 PM

Granted. It's several sizes too small for anyone to wear.

I wish to be even more melodramatic than I already am!

This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#11653: Jan 31st 2011 at 10:35:40 PM

Granted. It now takes you half an hour to make one point so now no-one listens to you anymore.

I wish I could control other tropers without any negative impacts on my or their sanity

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
NathanielTheSeeker Since: Jun, 2010
#11654: Feb 1st 2011 at 2:12:43 AM

This extraordinary ability comes to you effortlessly. Unfortunately so much so it becomes your habit and you start to like it. You're completely aware of the benefits, but since no one is harmed, it's okay, right? You're aware you like power, suppressing and ignoring those weird feelings in the background that why you would need to control other people all the time. Your sanity stays intact, but you feel really drained., hollow and empty.

How do I manage to make every wish corruption such High Octane Nightmare Fuel?

I wish there was no High Octane Nightmare Fuel.

FuschlatzOReilly Since: Dec, 1969
#11655: Feb 1st 2011 at 2:15:26 AM

The worldwide Sugar Bowl eventually makes everyone sick to their stomach of it.

I wish eroge was legal in Australia.

edited 1st Feb '11 2:15:41 AM by FuschlatzOReilly

RobinZimm Since: Jan, 2001
#11656: Feb 1st 2011 at 6:21:27 AM

It's legal - just very, very stigmatized.

I wish my brother's X Box 360 hadn't redringed.

miru Knouge forever!! Since: Jan, 2001
Knouge forever!!
#11657: Feb 1st 2011 at 6:49:21 AM

The acne is sentient.

I wish that Big was killed off.

I am completely, utterly, and thoroughly done with Sola Sonica and 2D
megamagikarp Since: Dec, 2009
#11658: Feb 1st 2011 at 7:20:40 AM

Big dies...And so does everyone else.

I wish for a taco.

MsieurLapin Since: Jun, 2010
#11659: Feb 1st 2011 at 7:25:12 AM

Granted. It's been expired for a month and you're being forced to choke it down at gunpoint. Have fun with all those trips to the bathroom.

I wish Adult Swim would stop dicking around already and just start showing the episodes of Bleach I care about.

Parakus from not Belgium Since: Jul, 2009
#11660: Feb 1st 2011 at 8:00:21 AM

Granted. They're in Cantonese.

I wish I could speak Spanish fluently.

[DATA EXPUNGED] - I would NEVER do that to a kitten! -Dr. █████
OrangeSpider Must Keep The Web Intact from Ursalia Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: On the prowl
Must Keep The Web Intact
#11661: Feb 1st 2011 at 8:03:59 AM

Granted. You speak Spanish fluently with a terrible, TERRIBLE accent.

I wish my left foot would stop to hurt.

The Great Northern Threadkill.
1whowillmakeEnzeru Since: Jan, 2011
#11662: Feb 1st 2011 at 8:16:49 AM

Granted. It stopped working so that it may hurt.

I wish my best friend was here to console me.

Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup account
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#11663: Feb 1st 2011 at 8:19:10 AM

Granted, your friend is a cactus and pokes you.

I wish for a new hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy to be published.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#11665: Feb 1st 2011 at 8:24:15 AM

You also get the two sequels, and you are forced to watch them BOTH!

I wish I was a Wild West Hero.

edited 1st Feb '11 8:24:30 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
1whowillmakeEnzeru Since: Jan, 2011
#11666: Feb 1st 2011 at 8:27:07 AM

Granted. Nice Job Breaking the Cutie While You Were At It.

I wish I was piggybacking on Banjo X3

edited 1st Feb '11 8:27:19 AM by 1whowillmakeEnzeru

Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup account
Kerrah Since: Jan, 2001
#11667: Feb 1st 2011 at 10:53:31 AM

Feel free to do that. A musical instrument may have some trouble with carrying you, though. ;P

I wish I had an endless source of Mountain Dew.

1whowillmakeEnzeru Since: Jan, 2011
#11668: Feb 1st 2011 at 11:00:17 AM

Granted. Nothing's dewier than your mountain.

I wish I had all As w/o cheating. :D

Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup account
Parakus from not Belgium Since: Jul, 2009
#11669: Feb 1st 2011 at 11:46:09 AM

Granted. AAAA AA AAAAAAA AA AAA AAAAAAA. AAAA, AAAAAA AA A AAAAA. A.

I wish for an eraser.

[DATA EXPUNGED] - I would NEVER do that to a kitten! -Dr. █████
Kerrah Since: Jan, 2001
#11670: Feb 1st 2011 at 11:47:40 AM

Arnold Schwarzenegger from Eraser busts through your door and shoots you.

I wish I never forgot to make a wish before posting.

edited 1st Feb '11 11:47:58 AM by Kerrah

1whowillmakeEnzeru Since: Jan, 2011
#11671: Feb 1st 2011 at 11:53:18 AM

Granted. I steal your wish.

I wish I had a working copy of KH 3 D that won't be destroyed, erased, or taken from me.

Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup account
RobinZimm Since: Jan, 2001
#11672: Feb 1st 2011 at 12:05:15 PM

You become addicted and die three days later from sleep deprivation.

I wish I had a nickel.

Kerrah Since: Jan, 2001
Trombonista Gumi-chan Since: Sep, 2010
Gumi-chan
#11674: Feb 1st 2011 at 12:14:40 PM

Granted. Here's a giant limestone.

I wish I weren't so distracted by the TV Tropes fora.

YouMustDie THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING. from Somewhere on the Ocean Blue Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
#11675: Feb 1st 2011 at 6:09:20 PM

Granted. You are now that distracted by /b/.

I wish the Roman Empire wasn't dead.

Ironic, huh?

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