You can hear the thoughts of everyone around you, and can't turn this power off. Everybody singing "I Kissed A Girl" drives you insane and from that point on you mostly use your power to Mind Rape people.
ninja'd: You also have a Reality Warper girlfriend. Unfortunately, it's the same girl that I have, so we end up fighting. My day-to-day life is already awkward. Tentacles would only make it better.
I wish I had telepathy that I could control.
edited 9th Aug '09 7:43:15 PM by WilliamWideWeb
SHIKI is dead.William's girlfriend gives you tentacles and forgets to turn you back to normal. William comes home just as you're leaving. His girlfriend can't tell if the two of you are fighting, or, um... You get the idea.
ninja'd: You have telepathy you can control.. The problem is, you don't know what's in someone's head until you look, so you get plenty of nasty surprises, and become increasingly paranoid.
I wish I was a good fighter.
edited 9th Aug '09 7:45:18 PM by Scrounge
You don't die, but do get killed repeatedly. Your objections that being killed implies dying go without response, and the logical impossibility of this scenario causes your brain to fold upon itself into something that would make a string theorist have a heart attack. Lacking a properly-functioning brain, you somehow manage to make you and your friends dead without dying first. Well, them's the breaks.
I wish I could find the cap for this USB drive here.
Spoiler bookmarklet for iPhone and iPod touchYou do. It's a live grizzly bear.
I wish I was great at RT Ses.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.You're so good at RT Ses that nobody wants to play with you anymore.
I wish I had a billion dollars.
SHIKI is dead.You have a billion dollars... in high-interest loans.
I wish this lamp wouldn't flicker every time I turned it on.
Spoiler bookmarklet for iPhone and iPod touchYou already do. This power level is measured in nanowatts.
You notice that this thread doesn't exist, so you go and create one just like it to pass the time.
I wish I could stop compulsively hitting "refresh" on the new posts page.
edited 9th Aug '09 8:22:41 PM by Anemotaxis
Spoiler bookmarklet for iPhone and iPod touchI make that Ubiquity mashup, so you compulsively refresh that instead.
I wish that I had known about http://bogleech.com
earlier.
You stop, realize you don't have any other life, and cry.
I wish that I wasn't getting ninja'd so much.
Hey, what do you know? ninja'd.
edited 9th Aug '09 8:25:04 PM by Solstace
Ecstasy is Sustained IntensityYou get pirated instead.
I wish tomorrow weren't Monday.
Spoiler bookmarklet for iPhone and iPod touchGranted, all consoles are transformers and are decepticons and yours kill you. Luckily P Cs and MACS are autobots and save the human race.
I wish for magic-like science-y powers, not reality warper powers, but something more on the lines of the "magic" of HP Lovecraft, Alchemy from Fullmetal, etc.
"We live once, with a meaningless existence, and life is all that there is. There are no gods or devils watching over us. But we must act moral and for the greater good none the less." -A view of mine on life.You have magic-like science-y powers now. They are really great and you enjoy them very much for years and years to come. Until one day when something goes horribly wrong and you find yourself teleported to Europe (assuming you are not there already). In the 17th century. You die a fiery death tied to a stake, but not after weeks and weeks of cruel and brutal torture. Not that fancy modern waterboarding kind of torture but that "apply pliers to fingernails"/"gauge out eyes with a red hot poker"-type of torture. They just didn't like magic back then, did they?
I wish for less torture.
Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore for shops at the seashore are so sure to lose. Now she's not so sure of what she should be selling, should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes?Granted, you get something worse.... MUHAHAHAHA!
I wish for to have far more philosophical knowledge, and lots of Western and some Eastern Martial arts ability (anime style of course).
"We live once, with a meaningless existence, and life is all that there is. There are no gods or devils watching over us. But we must act moral and for the greater good none the less." -A view of mine on life.Granted, but now you can't even find excitement in your own, omnipotent life, you don't even have any other powers!
I wish I knew what to wish for.
edited 10th Aug '09 5:56:25 AM by Etheru
You think and think and think about that wishing business. You twist your mind until you finally know what to wish for. Unfortunately that took you so long that the wish granting being you wanted to wish from has left you minutes before you came up with your wish. You regret your unability to think of a wish faster for the rest of life. Your bitter, miserable life. Because of several drug addiction you die a at the age of 38, after long and painful drug induced illness.
I hope you are not already older than 38.
Having lost ridiculous amounts of weight I wish that the excess skin that I'm now left with would somehow regress.
Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore for shops at the seashore are so sure to lose. Now she's not so sure of what she should be selling, should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes?

She keeps forgetting to turn you back after she transforms you in various ways for her sexual gratification. Your day-to-day life is... Awkward, to say the least.
I wish for psychic powers.