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Etheru Since: Jul, 2009
#501: Aug 7th 2009 at 11:51:41 PM

You can now whistle, but now you can only speak in whistles.

I wish to be a Giant robot.

Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#502: Aug 7th 2009 at 11:59:30 PM

You are a giant robot. Unfortunately, Dr. Wily has put you in charge of defending his fortress from that pesky Megaman.

I wish I was orange.

edited 7th Aug '09 11:59:42 PM by Solstace

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Scrounge (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#503: Aug 8th 2009 at 12:19:18 AM

You're an orange.

I wish for an escape from the sun.

Zolnier The Odd Lad from A suspiciously dull shop Since: Apr, 2009
The Odd Lad
#504: Aug 8th 2009 at 12:39:53 AM

You die from a lack of vitamen D

I wish I had an indefinate life-span, eternal youth, immunity to disease, that any spose and any children I have will inherit these gifts, but I can choose to die when I want and that I was fireproof. Corrupt that!!!

Life's Gonna Suck When You Grow Up... But Is It That Great Now?... Also I'm Skylark2 now.
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#505: Aug 8th 2009 at 12:55:44 AM

Unfortunately, you are buried alive in a small sphere below the surface of the earth, a la the D&D spell "Imprisonment" but less the suspended animation part. Good thing you remembered the bit about being able to choose to die.

I wish my mind was a nicer place to be (heh, someone's current avatar choice makes this hilarious).

edited 8th Aug '09 12:57:37 AM by Haven

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Blau Court Jester from Blauretania Since: Jan, 2001
Court Jester
#506: Aug 8th 2009 at 1:31:59 AM

Your mind is now a nicer place to be. But every wish comes with a price. For every wish granted there MUST happen something bad, to keep everything in a balance. So now something slightly unpleasant has to happen you, like, oh, uhm... an onion falling on your head. Or the Powers That Be hate you and all your kind, you turn orange in hue and your head falls off at an awkward moment. Those are only examples of course but something has to happen, and you know it.

I wish for an army of those Flying capuchin-monkeys with bat wings the Wicked Witch of the West used to have to be under my command. I know that this will go horribly wrong, but come on, they are cool

edited 8th Aug '09 1:45:50 AM by Blau

Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore for shops at the seashore are so sure to lose. Now she's not so sure of what she should be selling, should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes?
YonTroper Since: Aug, 2009
#507: Aug 8th 2009 at 2:16:38 AM

Granted, but the flying monkeys won't shut up and fling their poo everywhere. I guess everything isn't better with monkeys. And to make matters worse, they lead to a young girl breaking into your house and flinging a bucket of water on you so you melt.

I wish for more wishes.

WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#508: Aug 8th 2009 at 5:27:06 AM

You get more wishes. One of them activates when you were making a joke, thus causing your half-sister to go on a murderous rampage.

I wish college was free.

SHIKI is dead.
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#509: Aug 8th 2009 at 6:57:04 AM

It's free because it's a Hylden trap.

I wish I could fly.

edited 8th Aug '09 6:59:24 AM by Zyxzy

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Anemotaxis legacy interface Since: May, 2009
legacy interface
#510: Aug 8th 2009 at 7:20:10 AM

You can fly... as a fly. You die within 24 hours.

I wish it wasn't so insufferably humid outside.

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Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#511: Aug 8th 2009 at 7:24:43 AM

It is now insufferably dry outside. You complain of the dry heat just as much as you did the humidity.

I wish I had a banana phone.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#512: Aug 8th 2009 at 7:31:52 AM

You do, but now your spoon is too big.

I wish I was a pretty cool guy.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
vigilantly taxonomish
#513: Aug 8th 2009 at 7:44:03 AM

You are, but your inability to afraid of anything repeatedly puts your life at risk, and your grammar and spelling suffer.

I wish there was more time in a day.

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Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#514: Aug 8th 2009 at 9:28:20 AM

There is more time in the day. However, because the Earth started spinning slower, the core cooled, the magnetic field protecting us from solar radiation disappears and we're all boiled form the inside out.

I wish my hip didn't hurt so much.

Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
Scrounge (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#515: Aug 8th 2009 at 9:40:36 AM

You have no body below the waist. No hip, no hurt.

I wish I could grow my hair long and it stayed straight.

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#516: Aug 8th 2009 at 10:12:40 AM

Your hair now grows uncontrollably. It is long and straight though. It also happens to be prehensile and have a mind of its own. Your hair strangles you. Your death is the talk of the world for weeks. People think it was a suicide. They don't know that it was really MURDER.

I wish my hair was shorter and more boyish.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#518: Aug 8th 2009 at 10:57:06 AM

You are get thoroughly electroshocked. You are now more awake.

I wish I could play guitar like Steve Vai.

Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#519: Aug 8th 2009 at 11:14:20 AM

All you can do for the rest of your life is play guitar.

I wish I could do two things at once.

SHIKI is dead.
Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#520: Aug 8th 2009 at 11:16:26 AM

You grow a second head and another pair of arms. You can now do two things at once, but society shuns you forever. You die alone, miserable, and a virgin.

I wish for a pear.

Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
Ronnie Respect the Red Right Hand from Surrounded by Idiots Since: Jan, 2001
Respect the Red Right Hand
#522: Aug 8th 2009 at 11:21:23 AM

You do. But it's on fire.

I wish my life was like Doctor Mc Ninja's.

WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#523: Aug 8th 2009 at 11:21:51 AM

Solstace, I'm already not a virgin.

You have a copy of Creid. You find yourself unable to read it, and eventually you turn the pages so fast they set on fire, thus setting you on fire.

Your life is like Doctor McNinja's. You end up on fire, because ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.

I wish gasoline wasn't so bad for the environment.

edited 8th Aug '09 11:22:37 AM by WilliamWideWeb

SHIKI is dead.
Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#524: Aug 8th 2009 at 11:24:59 AM

You get the point, though.

Gasoline is no longer bad for the environment. In fact, it's wonderful. It reverses global warming and everything. Scientists decide to release clouds of gasoline vapor into the atmosphere, for that reason. Then it lights on fire and we all die.

I wish for a sixth finger.

Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#525: Aug 8th 2009 at 11:27:03 AM

You now have a sixth finger. Three on each hand.

I wish my homework could do itself.

SHIKI is dead.

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