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Haven Planescape Hijack
Planescape Hijack
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:05:28 PM

I did, but I decide not to share it with you.

Also, you're on fire. wow, my computer crapped out on me

You have twelve limbs, but they're all vestigial and you can barely move.

I wish everyone would recognize that there is no better ironic wish fulfillment than fulfilling it, but with added fire.

edited 29th Jul '09 9:06:37 PM by Haven

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:06:36 PM

Your heart can no longer pump blood to all your limbs, causing your blood preesure to drop, causing a heart attack.

I wish this forum had less ninjas.

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams
Oh My
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:10:02 PM

All the pages about Naruto and other ninja related media is purged. You are still subject to being "ninja'd" though.

I want a pet rock.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:10:49 PM

Everybody recognizes that fire is better as ironic wish fulfillment, and they're on fire.

edited 29th Jul '09 9:11:23 PM by Tzetze

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:11:25 PM

It doesn't do anything.

I wish I had those Yuri Goggles.

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams
Oh My
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:13:15 PM

You get them, but they make everything you become tainted with yuriness. You can no longer look at rocks, puppies, or human beings with seeing yuri involved with these things. Your head explodes as a result of the lily overflow.

I wish I didn't have yuri goggles.

edited 29th Jul '09 9:13:30 PM by Aondeug

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:16:20 PM

Welcome to the normal, boring world.
I wish I had a dime for every snark.

Haven Planescape Hijack
Planescape Hijack
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:17:13 PM

Instead you have a pair of Yuri monocles which you can't seem to get rid of.

They're all grimy, dirty dime that no one will take and you can't get rid of.

I wish the world was steampunk.

ps: Tzetze: <3

edited 29th Jul '09 9:17:50 PM by Haven

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:17:49 PM

You watch Zero Punctuation and get crushed by a dime avalanche

I wish I was funny.

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:18:36 PM

You have several thousand dimes, but they're useless as currency since Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth DIX has declared steam-powered hats to be the new currency.

I wish that I had unlimited wishes.

COMBINE THEM.

edited 29th Jul '09 9:19:12 PM by Tzetze

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:19:09 PM

Unfortunately, medical technology is poor, and you die when a boiler explodes.

I wish I didn't half to resort to killing people in their wishes.

Jul 29th 2009 at 9:21:57 PM

You get Unlimited Blade Works, but your blood thirst only ends with yourself.
I wish this post weren't ninja'd.

edited 29th Jul '09 9:22:25 PM by CoyoticEvil

Jul 29th 2009 at 9:23:20 PM

No one posts anything in any threads, ever.

I wish for a better computer then the one I have now.

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams
Oh My
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:23:48 PM

You go back in time and post before colin. Doing this however causes the Nazi's to win WWII.

I wish I had a Nice Hat.

edited 29th Jul '09 9:25:26 PM by Aondeug

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:24:42 PM

You get a hat that functions as a computer, but it's always really hot and breaks come winter.

I wish that this song wasn't half-an-hour long.

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:25:18 PM

The song is now ONE HOUR long.

I wish someone wouldn't corrupt this wish.

edited 29th Jul '09 9:25:48 PM by Wicked223

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:27:14 PM

You wished for nothing, and nothing is what you get.
I wish some mineral water.

Jul 29th 2009 at 9:28:03 PM

The water you drink is full of heavy elements, and poisons you.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams
Oh My
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:28:34 PM

It isn't. You're on fire anyways.

I wish I had a pet cow.

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:28:36 PM

You have two cows. They eat you.

I wish that I could run a mile in five seconds.

edited 29th Jul '09 9:29:02 PM by Tzetze

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:29:28 PM

You divide by zero. Oh shi-
I wish some tang.

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams
Oh My
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:30:58 PM

You turn into tang as does everyone else. Thank you sir.

I wish I had kool aid

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:32:02 PM

You start a cult. You know how it goes from here.

I wish that I could make good music.

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Jul 29th 2009 at 9:32:17 PM

You have some wonderful Kool-Aid from Jonestown.

I wish setting people on fire isn't a meme in this thread.


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