Granted! Here comes your new personal trainer Asta! He won't let you quit until you surpassed your limits.
I wish for a way to push through daily miasma without anything that could cause long term damage to my body and/or mind.
Granted. It ends up hurting everyone around you.
I wish TV Tropes used MediaWiki, just like Wikipedia and Fandom.
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Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deGranted. People usually hate new U Is so you become the internet’s number 1 target for a good while now they actually have a face for the kind of person who forces UI changes.
I wish pigs could fly.
Taste the Waste!Granted. Now we gotta worry about pig shit falling on us and our property.
I wish for a good name for a dog. Good thing I'm a man of the world.
Granted. You are considered cringe to even yourself, so you completely forget who you are.
I wish that my fingers could be autonomous. I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Granted. Your fingers are now perpetually moving as if playing Megalovania on the piano. It's good if you actually want to play Megalovania, but you can't do anything else without your fingers moving in the motions of Megalovania. You are stuck playing the funny Sans song FOREVER.
I wish Krypto the Superdog was my pet. Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.

Granted, the genie pities you for making such an easily corrupt able wish so he decides not to go to hard on you...you teleport to the middle of space and die instantly and painlessly
I wish to surpass my limits In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you