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Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46851: Oct 27th 2025 at 5:32:11 AM

Granted, the genie pities you for making such an easily corrupt able wish so he decides not to go to hard on you...you teleport to the middle of space and die instantly and painlessly


I wish to surpass my limits

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
Matchingbone from Somewhere between here and way over there. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
#46852: Oct 27th 2025 at 5:42:55 AM

Granted! Here comes your new personal trainer Asta! He won't let you quit until you surpassed your limits.


I wish for a way to push through daily miasma without anything that could cause long term damage to my body and/or mind.

BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#46853: Nov 3rd 2025 at 6:23:26 AM

Granted. It ends up hurting everyone around you.

I wish TV Tropes used MediaWiki, just like Wikipedia and Fandom.

Edited by BlankBlankness on Nov 3rd 2025 at 8:23:39 AM

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Bloxed Since: Jul, 2025 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#46854: Nov 3rd 2025 at 6:33:08 AM

Granted. People usually hate new U Is so you become the internet’s number 1 target for a good while now they actually have a face for the kind of person who forces UI changes.

I wish pigs could fly.

Taste the Waste!
andrewjradams Special Agent/Club President from The City of Scholars (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Special Agent/Club President
#46855: Nov 3rd 2025 at 6:53:36 AM

Granted. Now we gotta worry about pig shit falling on us and our property.


I wish for a good name for a dog.

Good thing I'm a man of the world.
Bluethorn They're back! from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
They're back!
#46856: Nov 3rd 2025 at 8:50:52 AM

Granted. However, thousands of other people decide to name their dogs the same thing, so it'll be unoriginal.


I wish I could forget every cringeworthy thing I've ever done.

Currently playing Yooka-Replaylee
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#46857: Nov 3rd 2025 at 9:39:39 AM

Granted. You are considered cringe to even yourself, so you completely forget who you are.


I wish that my fingers could be autonomous.

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#46858: Nov 3rd 2025 at 6:44:51 PM

Granted. Your fingers are now perpetually moving as if playing Megalovania on the piano. It's good if you actually want to play Megalovania, but you can't do anything else without your fingers moving in the motions of Megalovania. You are stuck playing the funny Sans song FOREVER.


I wish Krypto the Superdog was my pet.

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
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