Granted. The genie doesnβt read that much, so he gives you the second best thing. Have fun with your new arm.
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I wish for Burnout to B-Gone.
Edited by pyromancingsandwich on Sep 5th 2025 at 10:51:29 PM
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)Granted. It's so horribly implemented that it lags servers that use it to a crawl.
I wish my hair was green and could perform photosynthesis. I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Granted. Green hair obviously means you are the Joker. More specifically, you are a plant-themed Joker called the Phoker. To make things worse, people think your supervillain name sounds like the F word.
I wish I was a werewolf, but I retained full control over my werewolf form.
This actually feels like a great story idea. XD
Edited by DrNoPuma on Sep 8th 2025 at 4:54:35 AM
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.Granted. It ends up taking you over.
I wish that YouTube brought back annotations
Granted... but since you didn't specify when, we will only bow to you at 4:20 AM on either June 9 or September 6.
I wish that Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanova had survived the Russian Revolution just like in the legends about her.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Sep 10th 2025 at 12:23:11 PM
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.Granted, she dies later on in Stalin's purges
I wish Tsar Nicholas managed to survive the Russian revolution and flee Russia with his entire family In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
Granted. He suffers the same fate as Anastasia above.
I wish penguins could fly.
Edited by skan123 on Sep 10th 2025 at 4:35:00 PM
Granted. Could. During Stalin's purges, he genetically modified all penguins to no longer be capable of flight.
I wish for a six-four Impala.
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)Granted. It crashes straight into your house. Hope the repairs aren't too expensive!
I wish I could hug people over the internet.
Currently playing Yooka-ReplayleeGranted. 68 proceeds to go on a self-destructive spiral of Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll, eventually culminating in a Role-Ending Misdemeanor that forces it out of the public eye.
I wish SCP-001 had a single definitive designated entity. Good thing I'm a man of the world.
Granted, audiences treat it as peak cinema ironically like Morbius and War of the Worlds, while the actual film is the opposite.
I wish that Sonic, Eggman, and the gang could finally appear in Fortnite.
Edited by TheOther36 on Sep 11th 2025 at 9:52:27 PM
When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!Granted, Sonic fans launch a terrorist attack on Epic Games HQ.
I wish for The Simpsons to end with an epic Grand Finale.
Free the hostages in the Troubled Teen IndustryGranted. After an action-packed advneture, everyone dies. The end.
That didn't help at all, did it?
I wish somebody would wipe that smile off that jerk's face... literally!
Granted. Out of his nose.
I wish I could eat as much food as I want without getting fat or contracting diabetes.
Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Sep 12th 2025 at 7:36:30 AM
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS

it's only gone from the main sites search - it just got integrated into that fuckass AI mode
i wish for a joint "And for one night only...you can get your revenge."