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pizzastropes180 Charlie Disco from your wallet (Season 2) Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Charlie Disco
#46726: Sep 5th 2025 at 7:46:44 PM

it's only gone from the main sites search - it just got integrated into that fuckass AI mode


i wish for a joint

"And for one night only...you can get your revenge."
pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 3: Wakatsuki Nico
#46727: Sep 5th 2025 at 7:50:56 PM

Granted. The genie doesn’t read that much, so he gives you the second best thing. Have fun with your new arm.

β€”β€”

I wish for Burnout to B-Gone.

Edited by pyromancingsandwich on Sep 5th 2025 at 10:51:29 PM

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46728: Sep 8th 2025 at 5:20:37 AM

Granted, but the Genie got burn out and took to long to answer your wish


I wish movie companies would be more bold

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#46729: Sep 8th 2025 at 10:03:32 AM

Granted. All of the logos of the movies that they have made, are making, and will ever make are now in bold Arial font at 12-point.


I wish for shaders in ROBLOX.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#46730: Sep 8th 2025 at 10:06:16 AM

Granted. It's so horribly implemented that it lags servers that use it to a crawl.


I wish my hair was green and could perform photosynthesis.

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#46731: Sep 8th 2025 at 12:27:41 PM

Granted. Green hair obviously means you are the Joker. More specifically, you are a plant-themed Joker called the Phoker. To make things worse, people think your supervillain name sounds like the F word. tongue


I wish I was a werewolf, but I retained full control over my werewolf form.

[down]This actually feels like a great story idea. XD

Edited by DrNoPuma on Sep 8th 2025 at 4:54:35 AM

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#46732: Sep 8th 2025 at 1:43:15 PM

Granted. However, you get sent to the zoo after people mistake you as an actual wolf. Have fun!


I wish for a Persona.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#46733: Sep 8th 2025 at 4:00:30 PM

Granted. It ends up taking you over.


I wish that YouTube brought back annotations.

Currently Reading: N/A
Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#46734: Sep 9th 2025 at 4:52:55 PM

Granted, they don't show up if you're watching on the Roku.

I wish for coffee.

skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46735: Sep 10th 2025 at 3:19:14 AM

Granted. It rains hot coffee all over you. OOF!


I wish you would all bow to me.

DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#46736: Sep 10th 2025 at 6:43:25 AM

Granted... but since you didn't specify when, we will only bow to you at 4:20 AM on either June 9 or September 6.


I wish that Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanova had survived the Russian Revolution just like in the legends about her.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Sep 10th 2025 at 12:23:11 PM

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46737: Sep 10th 2025 at 8:27:43 AM

Granted, she dies later on in Stalin's purges


I wish Tsar Nicholas managed to survive the Russian revolution and flee Russia with his entire family

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46738: Sep 10th 2025 at 8:34:28 AM

Granted. He suffers the same fate as Anastasia above.


I wish penguins could fly.

Edited by skan123 on Sep 10th 2025 at 4:35:00 PM

Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#46739: Sep 10th 2025 at 8:43:48 AM

Granted. Could. During Stalin's purges, he genetically modified all penguins to no longer be capable of flight.


I wish for a six-four Impala.

Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)
Bluethorn They're back! from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
They're back!
#46740: Sep 10th 2025 at 8:55:18 AM

Granted. It crashes straight into your house. Hope the repairs aren't too expensive!


I wish I could hug people over the internet.

Currently playing Yooka-Replaylee
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#46741: Sep 10th 2025 at 10:09:39 AM

Granted. You haven't specified if you always can, so you can only do so during June 7th.


I wish for 68 to be famous, like 67 and 69.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
andrewjradams Special Agent/Club President from The City of Scholars (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Special Agent/Club President
#46742: Sep 11th 2025 at 12:58:59 AM

Granted. 68 proceeds to go on a self-destructive spiral of Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll, eventually culminating in a Role-Ending Misdemeanor that forces it out of the public eye.


I wish SCP-001 had a single definitive designated entity.

Good thing I'm a man of the world.
Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46743: Sep 11th 2025 at 5:39:20 AM

Granted, thanks to your wish SCP fans all over the world are hunting you down hope you have fun


I wish for a movie on scp-5000 (peak fiction)

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#46744: Sep 11th 2025 at 6:52:01 AM

Granted, audiences treat it as peak cinema ironically like Morbius and War of the Worlds, while the actual film is the opposite.

I wish that Sonic, Eggman, and the gang could finally appear in Fortnite.

Edited by TheOther36 on Sep 11th 2025 at 9:52:27 PM

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
newaccount Naked kitten from Super Hell (Experienced Trainee) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Naked kitten
#46745: Sep 11th 2025 at 7:53:03 PM

Granted, Sonic fans launch a terrorist attack on Epic Games HQ.

I wish for The Simpsons to end with an epic Grand Finale.

Free the hostages in the Troubled Teen Industry
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46746: Sep 12th 2025 at 1:01:26 AM

Granted. After an action-packed advneture, everyone dies. The end.

That didn't help at all, did it?


I wish somebody would wipe that smile off that jerk's face... literally!

FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#46747: Sep 12th 2025 at 5:21:33 AM

Granted. However, Mr. Jerk, a normal man, can no longer eat as he has no mouth.


I wish to awaken my Persona, and it cannot take me over, kill me, or be faulty in any way.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Bisected8 A casual tief of punk from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
A casual tief of punk
#46748: Sep 12th 2025 at 5:26:35 AM

Granted. Have fun fighting a futile battle against death itself.


I wish my hair was naturally purple.

[down] Worth it.

Edited by Bisected8 on Sep 12th 2025 at 1:52:49 PM

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Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46749: Sep 12th 2025 at 5:33:30 AM

Granted, you infact have a rare genetic disease that makes your hair purple but will slowly kill you...I hope you enjoy your hair


I wish Mr.Jerk a normal man could scream even if he has no mouth

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#46750: Sep 12th 2025 at 5:36:20 AM

Granted. Out of his nose.


I wish I could eat as much food as I want without getting fat or contracting diabetes.

Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Sep 12th 2025 at 7:36:30 AM

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS

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