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DrNoPuma Bud and Lou(ise) from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
Bud and Lou(ise)
#46701: Aug 31st 2025 at 9:18:59 AM

Granted. This cheap gourmet sushi place is literally right next door to your home. This may seem nice at first, except that word of this sushi place spreads fast, and soon your entire neighborhood is overrun with tourists. Now it's a major hassle just to leave your home or have anyone come over.


I wish that Cel Animation was the norm for mainstream animated movies again.

Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.
newaccount Naked kitten from Super Hell (Experienced Trainee) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Naked kitten
#46702: Sep 1st 2025 at 1:56:43 PM

Granted. It's so inefficient that only one animated feature is released every 15 years.

I wish for a chicken sandwich, fries, and a chocolate shake.

Free the hostages in the Troubled Teen Industry
Duy03 Since: Dec, 2023
#46703: Sep 2nd 2025 at 4:10:39 AM

Granted! The genie got your food for free from the closest convenience store's clearance shelf. They've been expired for a week, twerp!


I wish J.K Rowling makes literally zero money from anything licensed under her books or IP.

Edited by Duy03 on Sep 2nd 2025 at 6:12:05 PM

skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46704: Sep 2nd 2025 at 4:13:06 AM

Granted. Turns that money was needed to help her friendnote  pay off some mobsters; thanks to you, they'll be sleeping with the fishes tonight.


I wish Stephanie Sheh voiced Plankton.

Edited by skan123 on Sep 2nd 2025 at 12:13:54 PM

Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#46705: Sep 2nd 2025 at 6:08:06 AM

Granted but the show ends.

I wish people didn’t like blue raspberry

Bisected8 A casual tief of punk from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
A casual tief of punk
#46706: Sep 2nd 2025 at 6:22:21 AM

Granted, a new genre of music pops up called "Raspberry Blues" and becomes universally hated within months. People start saying Blue Raspberry flavour products are the only acceptable example of blue raspberry, and this makes the flavour more popular than ever.


I wish I knew how to get a hat to work with horns without just cutting holes in it.

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46707: Sep 2nd 2025 at 6:34:39 AM

Granted. The horns seamlessly mix with the hat... but now they have the holes.


I wish for Stephanie Sheh to voice Plankton.

Edited by skan123 on Sep 2nd 2025 at 3:00:59 PM

The21zonz KIRBY PLUSH from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
KIRBY PLUSH
#46708: Sep 2nd 2025 at 6:38:24 AM

Granted, but everyone now knows you’re the one who made the wish to have Mr. Lawrence suddenly replaced.

Have fun on social media!

…

I wish for a bowl of spaghetti.

[down]Fine, I’ll remove it.

Edited by The21zonz on Sep 2nd 2025 at 2:45:33 PM

KIRBY PLUSH
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46709: Sep 2nd 2025 at 6:43:49 AM

[up] I didn't ask for an indirect jab at me; put in more effort, dude.

LucasdaKool Cellbit, a Notpron lover from the world of Puzzle Game Since: Sep, 2022
Cellbit, a Notpron lover
#46710: Sep 2nd 2025 at 6:50:34 AM

Granted, it is poisoned and you're forced to eat it against your will.

I wish I have a friendly real Pokemon who doesn't attack or harm me in anyway. As this is real life, it may or may not be able to battle though.

Edited by LucasdaKool on Sep 2nd 2025 at 8:53:36 PM

https://enigmatics.org/puzzles/
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46711: Sep 2nd 2025 at 6:51:37 AM

Granted. When you're jumped by Pokemon thieves, yours is too friendly to battle them, leaving you two easy pickings.


I wish I had a voice-activated flamethrower.

Edited by skan123 on Sep 2nd 2025 at 2:56:29 PM

LucasdaKool Cellbit, a Notpron lover from the world of Puzzle Game Since: Sep, 2022
Cellbit, a Notpron lover
#46712: Sep 2nd 2025 at 6:53:54 AM

Ignore

Edited by LucasdaKool on Sep 2nd 2025 at 8:59:40 PM

https://enigmatics.org/puzzles/
andrewjradams Special Agent/Club President from The City of Scholars (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Special Agent/Club President
#46713: Sep 2nd 2025 at 7:06:54 AM

[up][up]Granted. But an arsonist who's very good at impressions steals it while you sleep and gives you and your house the Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood treatment to cover his tracks.


I wish for Trey Parker and Matt Stone to be given Immortality so they can continue making South Park forever.

Good thing I'm a man of the world.
Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46714: Sep 2nd 2025 at 8:31:23 AM

Granted, it is the dawn of the 41st century and for more than 20 thousand years the god-satirizes of mankind have sat immobile on the golden throne, they are the master of satire by the will of paramount, and master of a million seasons by the might of their inexhaustable fans. They are a rotting carcass writhing with power from the dark age of comedy they are the carrion Lord of comedy central for whom a thousand jesters are sacrificed to every day so they may never truly die.

Yet even in their deathless state the satires continue their eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefans cross the political-infested miasma of the internet, the only route between distant episodes, their way lit by the seven seas, the fan manifestation of trey and mat's will. Vast fandoms give battle in their name on uncountable fandoms. Greatest amongst his legions are stans mentally-engineered super warriors their comrades in arms are legion: the normies and countless fandom defense force, the ever vigilant gatekeepers, and the refugees of the boondocks to name only a few. But for all the fandoms, they are barely enough to hold off the ever present threat of cancelation, left-wingers, right-wingers, and much much worse.

To be a fan in these times is to be one amongst untold millions. It is to live in the unfunniest and most unoriginal regime imaginable. These are the tales of those episodes. Forget the power of watching with friends and family, for so much has been forgotten, never to be rejoked. Forget the promise of originality and substance for in the grim darkness of corporate fear, there is only safeness. There is no peace amongst the fandoms, only an eternity of fandom wars and the laughter of paramount ceos


I wish I met John warhammer

Edited by Iamhim on Sep 2nd 2025 at 12:12:53 PM

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#46715: Sep 2nd 2025 at 10:32:23 AM

Granted. John Warhammer is just a random guy on the street.


I wish for Jeff Probst to be immortal so he could host SURVIVOR for the rest of time.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
DirtyMoneyLaunderer Since: Sep, 2025
#46716: Sep 2nd 2025 at 6:32:08 PM

Granted. Hosting survivor for 50 years straight would get boring without a new host, let alone an eternity.


I wish for Rock & Rule to be a commercial success when it debuted.

Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46717: Sep 4th 2025 at 6:03:58 AM

Granted, it becomes a cash cow which is milked for all its worth by the corporations


I wish I was smarter

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
andrewjradams Special Agent/Club President from The City of Scholars (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46719: Sep 4th 2025 at 6:16:15 AM

Granted. The finale kills every human character off.


I wish I had a Tunisian flag.

[down] Joke's on you.

Edited by skan123 on Oct 17th 2025 at 5:24:20 PM

DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#46720: Sep 4th 2025 at 7:51:19 AM

Granted. A flag has spawned in Tunis. Now go to Tunis before anyone steals it!


I wish Easily Forgiven was went to the Permanent Red Link Club.

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#46721: Sep 4th 2025 at 10:42:13 AM

Granted. However, Panty Shot's Image Links page gets permanently blue-linked in its place.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46722: Sep 5th 2025 at 6:04:16 AM

[up](add a wish)

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#46723: Sep 5th 2025 at 6:15:37 AM

Granted. Since neither of you wished for anything, you both turn into nothing.


I wish for nothing, and a good day to you sir.

Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)
Matchingbone from Somewhere between here and way over there. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
#46724: Sep 5th 2025 at 6:44:48 AM

Granted! Scientific Nothing is introduced and destroys space.


I wish that with the situation in England that companies would see the metaphorical writing on the wall, and evacuate any assets before those assets or infrastructure they relied on is destroyed from the wave of change.

[down] So Mission Failed Successfully since it made the problems coming come faster.

Edited by Matchingbone on Sep 5th 2025 at 10:51:07 AM

Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#46725: Sep 5th 2025 at 7:36:00 PM

Granted. Nationwide riots end up happening across England as a result.


I wish that Google would get rid of their AI Overview.

Currently Reading: N/A

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