i wish we finally got the killer klowns sequel disney canned and NOT FOR IT to be a shitty live action reboot like the last one "And for one night only...you can get your revenge." / NEW
You get a truck instead. From some old goat dude who reeks of beer. The truck looks like it hit a deer-shaped bump.![]()
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Killer Klowns 2: Electric Boogaloo is instead a shitty animated movie instead.
I wish for rain. Lemme guess, yellow rain?
My take? Granted, but Nikki Maxwell is revealed to be married with Greg Heffley in the show's finale
Edited by UnCanadien2006 on Aug 18th 2025 at 10:22:15 AM
Granted, but IT'S HURRICANE!!!!!!
I wish Dork Diaries has Animated Adaptation (similar to Horrid Henry)
Granted. You wake up. The year is 1572. The day is October 2nd. The city is Mechelen
. You hear noises, screaming, fighting. You run outside. The Spanish army is here, slaughtering your fellow citizens. You try to hide, but you're spotted. The soldier approaches you, some kind of club in his hands. He beats you with it. And then again. And again. This repeats until you're lying there in a pool of your own blood. You can't even scream. The soldier looks at you, and gives you one final dismissive kick before he resumes his hunt. You slowly die as you lie there, forgotten, but at least you went Dutch, if only for a little while.
I'd like two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Edited by Marchen on Aug 19th 2025 at 1:36:49 PM
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)Granted. Nothing much comes out of it other than a pleasant conversation. No new games, no ideas, zero, nada, zilch.
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I wish for a crossover between Dork Diaries and Diary of a Wimpy Kid where Nikki and Greg are married (NT, make their marriage as HORRIBLE as possible)
Granted. The "Ow" is counted as a typo, and after reformulation, Hatsune Miku is on the edge... of a cliff which could break at any moment.
Oh, and you are given ten seconds to save her before it's too late.
I wish I had a golden shovel from Minecraft.
Granted. Every version of Wicked, including the movie adaptation, has been magically retconned so that Elphaba was always a talking mountain goat. Also, you are given the ability to sing "Defying Gravity" perfectly. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
I wish I had the ability to spawn different types of food at will. Very good kitty
Granted, but you have no control over where they spawn. Somewhere in Myanmar there's a very confused man trying to figure out why a burrito just fell on his head.
I wish there was a high speed rail system on the east coast of the US.
No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!Granted. He is sentenced to execution for indecent behavior.
I wish all gorillas could do the DK rap.
Granted, but they do it in gorilla language, not English. To zoo patrons and zookeepers, it just sounds like rhythmic, annoying grunts, played on loop for hours.
I wish there was a free 24-hour gym within walking distance of where I live.
No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!Granted. However, it is actually a Death Course in disguise. Have fun!
I wish for humans to be immortal (from aging), and their aging to stop at 25.
Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Aug 20th 2025 at 7:04:34 AM
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS![]()
Granted. It's the Evil Gym, which has things like treadmills that hang over spike pits, and a running track where a hungry bear chases you to keep you motivated.
How did we both come up with basically the same idea? :P
Granted. The older generations eventually decide that they want to have some way to distinguish themselves from the younger generations, and everyone ends up in a The Sneetches scenario
I wish Toonstruck (a game whose story was Cut Short) was fully completed during its development in the 90's, and the new segments were just as high-quality as the existing game.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Aug 20th 2025 at 8:08:36 AM
Very good kittyGranted, let's be philosophical for just a moment can we truly define walking distance? You would call a five minute place away from you walkable but could you not also walk to a ten minute place? to me a "walkable" place is simply a place where you could walk to if unblocked by water so....have fun walking to the end of the continent for your gym...guess it'll be a Long walk
(releasing in theaters September 12)
Granted, toonstruck gets the upgrade but they fail to release with rest of the game causing the publisher to lose trust and go bankrupt and even worse the toonstruck update is forever doomed to be lost media as any game with the update went missing
I wish I had time for the movies
edit: holy Lord two back to back
Edited by Iamhim on Aug 20th 2025 at 8:17:21 AM
In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with youheres a pencil. do it yourself.
i wish for 500 cigarettes "And for one night only...you can get your revenge." / NEW
Granted but they're all used up.
I wish Elmyra was the fan favorite and Fifi was the most hated one of Tiny Toons.
When Dracula's Curse is manageable through grand melodies.

Granted. You forget every single detail about every show ever. Time for a rewatch!
I wish for a brand new CAR!
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)