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pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 8: Taco from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 8: Taco
#46576: Aug 18th 2025 at 7:28:18 PM

Granted. You forget every single detail about every show ever. Time for a rewatch!


I wish for a brand new CAR!

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
pizzastropes180 Charlie Disco from your wallet (Season 2) Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Charlie Disco
#46577: Aug 18th 2025 at 7:36:06 PM

some assembly required


i wish we finally got the killer klowns sequel disney canned and NOT FOR IT to be a shitty live action reboot like the last one

"And for one night only...you can get your revenge." / NEW
UnCanadien2006 Since: Aug, 2025
#46578: Aug 18th 2025 at 7:36:52 PM

You get a truck instead. From some old goat dude who reeks of beer. The truck looks like it hit a deer-shaped bump.[nja][up][up]

[up]Killer Klowns 2: Electric Boogaloo is instead a shitty animated movie instead.


I wish for rain. Lemme guess, yellow rain?

[down]My take? Granted, but Nikki Maxwell is revealed to be married with Greg Heffley in the show's finale

Edited by UnCanadien2006 on Aug 18th 2025 at 10:22:15 AM

magicmundanenice (Troper in training) Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
#46579: Aug 18th 2025 at 9:07:33 PM

Granted, but IT'S HURRICANE!!!!!!


I wish Dork Diaries has Animated Adaptation (similar to Horrid Henry)

skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46580: Aug 19th 2025 at 3:59:05 AM

Granted. The entire budget is blown for one only season's worth.


I wish I'd go Dutch.

(A proper one, this time.)

Edited by skan123 on Aug 19th 2025 at 11:59:41 AM

Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#46581: Aug 19th 2025 at 4:35:32 AM

Granted. You wake up. The year is 1572. The day is October 2nd. The city is Mechelen. You hear noises, screaming, fighting. You run outside. The Spanish army is here, slaughtering your fellow citizens. You try to hide, but you're spotted. The soldier approaches you, some kind of club in his hands. He beats you with it. And then again. And again. This repeats until you're lying there in a pool of your own blood. You can't even scream. The soldier looks at you, and gives you one final dismissive kick before he resumes his hunt. You slowly die as you lie there, forgotten, but at least you went Dutch, if only for a little while.


I'd like two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Edited by Marchen on Aug 19th 2025 at 1:36:49 PM

Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)
Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46582: Aug 19th 2025 at 5:41:52 AM

Granted, sir this is a wendy's


I wish I could sing

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
magicmundanenice (Troper in training) Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
UnCanadien2006 Since: Aug, 2025
#46584: Aug 19th 2025 at 6:22:03 AM

Granted. Nothing much comes out of it other than a pleasant conversation. No new games, no ideas, zero, nada, zilch.

—-

I wish for a crossover between Dork Diaries and Diary of a Wimpy Kid where Nikki and Greg are married (NT, make their marriage as HORRIBLE as possible)

andrewjradams Special Agent/Club President from The City of Scholars (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
magicmundanenice (Troper in training) Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
#46586: Aug 19th 2025 at 7:47:36 AM

Granted, BUT IT CONTAIN SELF DESTRUCTION!!!!


I wish Hatsune Miku is Ow The Edge

skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46587: Aug 19th 2025 at 8:14:48 AM

Granted. The "Ow" is counted as a typo, and after reformulation, Hatsune Miku is on the edge... of a cliff which could break at any moment.

Oh, and you are given ten seconds to save her before it's too late.


I wish I had a golden shovel from Minecraft.

Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46588: Aug 19th 2025 at 11:03:41 AM

Granted, it breaks after a few hits...what'd you expect?


I wish to plan my stories better

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
ColdOnes It's Mime Time! (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
It's Mime Time!
#46589: Aug 19th 2025 at 12:45:29 PM

Granted! Although you can plan the stories exactly how you want them to be, there's no way for you to write them out.


I wish I could defy gravity like a mountain goat.

"If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#46590: Aug 19th 2025 at 1:30:31 PM

Granted. Every version of Wicked, including the movie adaptation, has been magically retconned so that Elphaba was always a talking mountain goat. Also, you are given the ability to sing "Defying Gravity" perfectly. Sorry, I couldn't resist. tongue


I wish I had the ability to spawn different types of food at will.

Very good kitty
TyeDyeWildebeest Unreasonably Quirky from Big Rock Candy Mountain Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: How does it feel to treat me like you do?
Unreasonably Quirky
#46591: Aug 19th 2025 at 1:43:09 PM

Granted, but you have no control over where they spawn. Somewhere in Myanmar there's a very confused man trying to figure out why a burrito just fell on his head.

I wish there was a high speed rail system on the east coast of the US.

No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!
magicmundanenice (Troper in training) Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
#46592: Aug 19th 2025 at 7:31:34 PM

Granted, but Police always give everyone a ticket forever


I wish Dong Zhuo is EXPAND DONG

skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46593: Aug 20th 2025 at 1:42:54 AM

Granted. He is sentenced to execution for indecent behavior.


I wish all gorillas could do the DK rap.

TyeDyeWildebeest Unreasonably Quirky from Big Rock Candy Mountain Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: How does it feel to treat me like you do?
Unreasonably Quirky
#46594: Aug 20th 2025 at 4:14:32 AM

Granted, but they do it in gorilla language, not English. To zoo patrons and zookeepers, it just sounds like rhythmic, annoying grunts, played on loop for hours.

I wish there was a free 24-hour gym within walking distance of where I live.

No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#46595: Aug 20th 2025 at 5:04:13 AM

Granted. However, it is actually a Death Course in disguise. Have fun!


I wish for humans to be immortal (from aging), and their aging to stop at 25.

Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Aug 20th 2025 at 7:04:34 AM

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#46596: Aug 20th 2025 at 5:05:12 AM

[up][up]Granted. It's the Evil Gym, which has things like treadmills that hang over spike pits, and a running track where a hungry bear chases you to keep you motivated.

[up]How did we both come up with basically the same idea? :P

Granted. The older generations eventually decide that they want to have some way to distinguish themselves from the younger generations, and everyone ends up in a The Sneetches scenario


I wish Toonstruck (a game whose story was Cut Short) was fully completed during its development in the 90's, and the new segments were just as high-quality as the existing game.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Aug 20th 2025 at 8:08:36 AM

Very good kitty
Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46597: Aug 20th 2025 at 5:07:35 AM

Granted, let's be philosophical for just a moment can we truly define walking distance? You would call a five minute place away from you walkable but could you not also walk to a ten minute place? to me a "walkable" place is simply a place where you could walk to if unblocked by water so....have fun walking to the end of the continent for your gym...guess it'll be a Long walk

(releasing in theaters September 12)

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Granted, toonstruck gets the upgrade but they fail to release with rest of the game causing the publisher to lose trust and go bankrupt and even worse the toonstruck update is forever doomed to be lost media as any game with the update went missing


I wish I had time for the movies

edit: holy Lord two back to back [nja]

Edited by Iamhim on Aug 20th 2025 at 8:17:21 AM

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
magicmundanenice (Troper in training) Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
pizzastropes180 Charlie Disco from your wallet (Season 2) Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Charlie Disco
#46599: Aug 20th 2025 at 7:35:33 AM

heres a pencil. do it yourself.


i wish for 500 cigarettes

"And for one night only...you can get your revenge." / NEW
MkayRose The Poochie that came before Itchy & Scratchy from Blood Fountain Cathedral (Seven Years' War) Relationship Status: Married to the music
The Poochie that came before Itchy & Scratchy
#46600: Aug 20th 2025 at 7:39:02 AM

Granted but they're all used up.


I wish Elmyra was the fan favorite and Fifi was the most hated one of Tiny Toons.

When Dracula's Curse is manageable through grand melodies.

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