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Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#46551: Aug 13th 2025 at 1:37:08 PM

Granted, it tastes like anchovies.

I wish for a bag of jelly beans.

DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#46552: Aug 13th 2025 at 2:44:22 PM

Granted. The jelly bean bag is too heavy for you to carry.


I wish that my hair would grow 12 inches every month.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
MurlocAggroB from the second-most ridiculous province of Canada Since: May, 2015
#46553: Aug 13th 2025 at 2:52:43 PM

Granted. Twelve inchworms grow out of your hair every month.


I wish that I could teleport like Nightcrawler.

regulation pigeon
ColdOnes It's Mime Time! (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
It's Mime Time!
#46554: Aug 13th 2025 at 3:03:04 PM

Granted! Whenever you teleport, you'll get tired as if you had ran to the place on question. Hope you weren't planning on visiting France...


I wish I had the power to eat without getting full.

"If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."
NoName404 [Insert Title Here] from Sealand Since: May, 2024 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
[Insert Title Here]
#46555: Aug 13th 2025 at 3:28:06 PM

Granted, you're Tarrare


I wish for a red beryl gem

Edited by NoName404 on Aug 13th 2025 at 7:55:49 AM

"This forum signature likes to refer to itself, as well as to the fact that it likes to refer to itself"
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#46556: Aug 13th 2025 at 4:19:17 PM

Granted, there is an evil Eldritch Abomination sealed inside it, and it will try to make the gem fall and shatter so it can release itself.


I wish Dr. Light and Dr. Wily were real, except they never have a falling-out that turns Wily evil.

Very good kitty
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#46557: Aug 13th 2025 at 4:26:56 PM

Granted. However, they both become evil.


I wish Erik Cassel never died.

Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Aug 13th 2025 at 6:27:07 AM

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
magicmundanenice (Troper in training) Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
#46558: Aug 13th 2025 at 4:42:45 PM

Granted. But you are ded


I wish Koei Tecmo never make greedy DLC

Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46559: Aug 14th 2025 at 5:12:44 AM

Granted, reality crashes because a corporation not milking a popular franchise is impossible


I wish the manwha industry healed from solo leveling's influence

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
randomtroper89 from The Fire Nation Since: Nov, 2010
#46560: Aug 16th 2025 at 4:33:37 AM

A different publishing house opens up and all other manwha became clones of their works.

I wish to hallucinate over portabella mushrooms.

magicmundanenice (Troper in training) Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46562: Aug 18th 2025 at 5:08:34 AM

Granted, but it's a troll fic


I wish fanfic writers were better at writing

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
TyeDyeWildebeest Unreasonably Quirky from Big Rock Candy Mountain Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: How does it feel to treat me like you do?
Unreasonably Quirky
#46563: Aug 18th 2025 at 5:27:17 AM

Granted. They all stop writing fanfics, because, well... if you're really good at something, why would you do it for free? (And this is when I realize that I'm a fanfic writer myself...)

I wish I had bigger pecs.

No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!
Bisected8 A casual tief of punk from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
A casual tief of punk
#46564: Aug 18th 2025 at 6:02:30 AM

Granted: You grow a beak.


I wish my hair was naturally lighter, so I don't need to bleach it before dying it another colour.

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
redfoxlol hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer from somewhere, probably Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer
#46565: Aug 18th 2025 at 6:08:06 AM

Granted. Your hair is now pure white and it hurts people's eyes to look at it.


I wish my short-term memory was better.

nonexistant roblox randomizer game my beloved
Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46566: Aug 18th 2025 at 8:32:49 AM

Granted, your long term memory is worse

I wish my back pain lessened

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
magicmundanenice (Troper in training) Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
#46567: Aug 18th 2025 at 9:15:32 AM

Granted, but you get heart attack


I wish Golden Sun received Anime Adaptation

GoosefromWikipedia (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
#46568: Aug 18th 2025 at 9:33:05 AM

Granted. It's an In Name Only Dragon Ball clone in which Isaac goes Super Saiyan... uh, I mean "alchemical mode" to reduce bad guys to a pulp. Fans are pissed off, the series crashes and burns and never releases outside Japan, and any chances of Golden Sun having a comeback are reduced to zero.


I wish we got an actual Nintendo 64 Classic Edition with a better emulator than the one used on NSO.

DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#46569: Aug 18th 2025 at 4:53:41 PM

Granted. In this version, every copy of Super Mario 64 is personalized (and so is every other game for the system), and it may or may not actually be haunted. Either way, each game will still produce Nightmare Fuel images and scenarios.


I wish I lived in the world of Animal Crossing or a similar Life Simulation Game.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Aug 18th 2025 at 7:54:12 AM

Very good kitty
ColdOnes It's Mime Time! (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
It's Mime Time!
#46570: Aug 18th 2025 at 5:29:19 PM

Granted! You're a fish the player is able to catch and do whatever with.


I wish I could translate bird calls.

"If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."
UnCanadien2006 Since: Aug, 2025
#46571: Aug 18th 2025 at 5:36:16 PM

Most of the bird-calls you hear are generally cringy and corny pickup lines. They are mostly mating calls, after all.


I wish that poutine was Canada's national dish instead of waffles and maple syrup.

skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46572: Aug 18th 2025 at 5:47:18 PM

Granted. The poutine is too delicious; now, thanks to you, obesity rates have skyrocketed, supplies are running low due to excessive demand, and some fries are overcooked.


I wish I'd go Dutch.

Edited by skan123 on Aug 18th 2025 at 1:48:49 PM

magicmundanenice (Troper in training) Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
#46573: Aug 18th 2025 at 6:15:03 PM

Granted, but you suddenly get arrested


I wish Puyo Puyo receieves Anime adaptation

UnCanadien2006 Since: Aug, 2025
#46574: Aug 18th 2025 at 7:06:09 PM

The adaptation gets NOTHING about puyo puyo right.


I wish for snow, that's it.

NoName404 [Insert Title Here] from Sealand Since: May, 2024 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
[Insert Title Here]
#46575: Aug 18th 2025 at 7:19:24 PM

Granted, you get yellow snow


I wish to be able to forget any spoiler for any show ever without erasing my other memories or giving me brain damage

"This forum signature likes to refer to itself, as well as to the fact that it likes to refer to itself"

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