Granted. The jelly bean bag is too heavy for you to carry.
I wish that my hair would grow 12 inches every month. I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Granted. Twelve inchworms grow out of your hair every month.
I wish that I could teleport like Nightcrawler.
regulation pigeonGranted! Whenever you teleport, you'll get tired as if you had ran to the place on question. Hope you weren't planning on visiting France...
I wish I had the power to eat without getting full. "If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."
Granted, you're Tarrare
I wish for a red beryl gem
Edited by NoName404 on Aug 13th 2025 at 7:55:49 AM
"This forum signature likes to refer to itself, as well as to the fact that it likes to refer to itself"Granted, there is an evil Eldritch Abomination sealed inside it, and it will try to make the gem fall and shatter so it can release itself.
I wish Dr. Light and Dr. Wily were real, except they never have a falling-out that turns Wily evil. Very good kitty
Granted. However, they both become evil.
I wish Erik Cassel never died.
Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Aug 13th 2025 at 6:27:07 AM
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGSGranted, but you died
I wish there's Kyon: Big Damn Hero Spiritual Successor featuring cast from Doraemon, Yo-kai Watch, and Calvin and Hobbes
Granted. They all stop writing fanfics, because, well... if you're really good at something, why would you do it for free? (And this is when I realize that I'm a fanfic writer myself...)
I wish I had bigger pecs.
No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!Granted. Your hair is now pure white and it hurts people's eyes to look at it.
I wish my short-term memory was better. nonexistant roblox randomizer game my beloved
Granted. It's an In Name Only Dragon Ball clone in which Isaac goes Super Saiyan... uh, I mean "alchemical mode" to reduce bad guys to a pulp. Fans are pissed off, the series crashes and burns and never releases outside Japan, and any chances of Golden Sun having a comeback are reduced to zero.
I wish we got an actual Nintendo 64 Classic Edition with a better emulator than the one used on NSO.
Granted. In this version, every copy of Super Mario 64 is personalized (and so is every other game for the system), and it may or may not actually be haunted. Either way, each game will still produce Nightmare Fuel images and scenarios.
I wish I lived in the world of Animal Crossing or a similar Life Simulation Game.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Aug 18th 2025 at 7:54:12 AM
Very good kittyGranted! You're a fish the player is able to catch and do whatever with.
I wish I could translate bird calls. "If actions speak louder than words then this silent deer never stops talking. His annoying actions will leave you speechless."
Granted. The poutine is too delicious; now, thanks to you, obesity rates have skyrocketed, supplies are running low due to excessive demand, and some fries are overcooked.
I wish I'd go Dutch.
Edited by skan123 on Aug 18th 2025 at 1:48:49 PM
Granted, you get yellow snow
I wish to be able to forget any spoiler for any show ever without erasing my other memories or giving me brain damage "This forum signature likes to refer to itself, as well as to the fact that it likes to refer to itself"

Granted, it tastes like anchovies.
I wish for a bag of jelly beans.