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Adembergz Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Not war
#46426: Jul 17th 2025 at 5:23:23 AM

Granted, however the audience loathes this and absolutely nobody watches anymore

I wish the need for ninja edits didn't exist and everybody typed everything right on the first try

pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 8: Taco from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 8: Taco
#46427: Jul 17th 2025 at 5:33:33 AM

Granted. Everyone no longer ninja edits and leaves their comments even if they got it wrong by some chance.


I wish that we were all objects with stick limbs and dotted eyes.

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46428: Jul 17th 2025 at 5:41:36 AM

Granted. Anyone Can Die because they are extremely fragile objects.


I wish for a floating protection shield that would shield me from anything falling on me. It also can't fall on me itself.

Edited by skan123 on Jul 17th 2025 at 1:42:15 PM

Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#46429: Jul 17th 2025 at 9:10:24 AM

Granted you fail in a hole

I wish I knew what was going on

GoosefromWikipedia (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
#46430: Jul 17th 2025 at 9:34:54 AM

Granted. You find out what's going on everywhere at once and you Go Mad from the Revelation as a result.


I wish I won the Mega Millions jackpot.

skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46431: Jul 17th 2025 at 10:29:44 AM

Granted. The money's fake.


I wish for a floating protection shield that would shield me from anything falling on me. It also can't fall on me itself.

Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#46432: Jul 17th 2025 at 11:04:38 AM

Granted. The protection shield would protect you, if it were above you. Alas, it's currently floating somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, and to prevent it from falling on you it cannot be moved above your feet.


I wish for this wish to be a well-thought-out wish that won't backfire.

Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#46433: Jul 18th 2025 at 7:26:55 AM

Granted. You know exactly what to wish for so your wish isn't corrupted... but you already made your wish, and I can't grant a second. Sorry!


I wish 9-5 meant 9 pm to 5 am.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46434: Jul 18th 2025 at 10:29:08 AM

Granted. That's the time frame where snipers from around the world come at you.


I wish I had anime eyes.

FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#46435: Jul 18th 2025 at 1:20:56 PM

Granted. Due to your larger pupils, you can no longer go outside without sunglasses, as the light will blind you otherwise. I didn't even have to corrupt this wish, science did it for me. Should've also wished for less light to enter your pupil, but it's too late!


I wish I had 1,000,000 robux in my ROBLOX bank account, completely legitimately, with no circumstances that would force me to give up said robux.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
GoosefromWikipedia (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
#46436: Jul 18th 2025 at 1:39:17 PM

Granted. Everybody else gets a million robux, which triggers hyperinflation and destroys Roblox's economy as a result.


I wish I had a jet plane.

Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#46437: Jul 18th 2025 at 1:54:19 PM

Granted. Due to how expensive they are to maintain and how much space they take up, you end up going penniless and homeless.


I wish that games couldn't be taken off of digital stores.

Currently Reading: N/A
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#46438: Jul 18th 2025 at 2:11:12 PM

Granted. People take advantage of this by making games that blatantly plagiarize other games, knowing that they'll never be taken down.

I wish that, for once in my life, I lived in a place that didn't have any plumbing problems.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46439: Jul 18th 2025 at 3:00:03 PM

Granted. Did I mention the place you're staying in has a terrible termite problem?

[down] You were meant to respond to me.

Edited by skan123 on Jul 19th 2025 at 9:53:36 AM

FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#46440: Jul 18th 2025 at 3:06:01 PM

Granted. Welcome to your new 40-million-dollar mansion! However, there's no electricity.


I wish for a Pet Simulator 99 successor to come out within the next two years. And make sure to give BIG Games at least 1 year to make it so the game doesn't come out rushed.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Adembergz Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Not war
#46441: Jul 19th 2025 at 1:22:22 AM

Granted, the game comes out as a janky mess anyways

I wish dogs didn't die

pyromancingsandwich RAM Day 8: Taco from Yoyleland (Green Sprout) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
RAM Day 8: Taco
#46442: Jul 19th 2025 at 1:33:28 AM

Granted. They get reincarnated into humans instead.


I wish that Roblox is and was never going to be a dating platform.

Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46443: Jul 19th 2025 at 1:54:34 AM

Granted. Since dating opportunities was what brought people together, the application immediately goes under.


I wish for a cactus with no thorns. (Redone because the below troper neglected my previous prompt)

Edited by skan123 on Jul 19th 2025 at 9:55:11 AM

DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#46444: Jul 19th 2025 at 2:45:46 AM

Granted. The cactus looks stupid without spikes. We want the spikes back!


I wish everyone had a bomb strapped to their backs so that they couldn't be taken from behind.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46445: Jul 19th 2025 at 2:59:51 AM

[up] That's not even corrupting it. All you wrote was a childish taunt; you're supposed to twist tbe wish such that it works against me.

Edited by skan123 on Jul 19th 2025 at 11:02:01 AM

Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#46446: Jul 20th 2025 at 1:20:58 AM

You’re supposed to wish dude.

I wish I would stop waking up at 3 am

skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46447: Jul 20th 2025 at 1:42:32 AM

[up] I don't sandwich-post, dude.


Granted. You have horrible nightmares every other hour.


I wish for a cactus with no thorns.

Matchingbone from Somewhere between here and way over there. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
#46448: Jul 20th 2025 at 3:39:01 AM

Granted! It's a plant that has no leaves to photosynthesize with so it dies.


I wish for a whole economic generation of people to be over-educated instead of under-educated.

DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#46449: Jul 20th 2025 at 3:47:06 AM

Granted. A huge economic divide occurs between those who make use of their education... and those who struggle to find use of it. Folks just can't decide what to do with all their intelligence.


I wish everyone had a bomb strapped to their backs so that they couldn't be taken from behind. (Giving this again because it got ignored last time)

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46450: Jul 20th 2025 at 4:39:00 AM

Granted. Doesn't take a genius to deduce the result.


I wish black and white were the predominant colors in the world.


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