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FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#46401: Jul 7th 2025 at 7:44:08 PM

Granted. It's 9:00 PM, July 8th 2025 to 9:00 PM, July 8th 2125. Enjoy sleeping for a century straight!


I wish, to see how'd it go, for Survivor to become a viewer-vote (like BFDI, even thought that show isn't a real reality show).

Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Jul 7th 2025 at 9:44:32 AM

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#46402: Jul 7th 2025 at 8:31:08 PM

Granted. Some viewers rig the results by mailing in multiple votes at once.

I wish cockroaches got wiped out when the dinosaurs did.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
MurlocAggroB from the second-most ridiculous province of Canada Since: May, 2015
#46403: Jul 7th 2025 at 9:00:27 PM

Granted. The meteor destroys the entire Earth instead of just killing the dinosaurs.


I wish people would go back to being normal about the MCU again.

regulation pigeon
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46404: Jul 8th 2025 at 3:59:43 AM

Granted. That only includes people in your country; the rest are still unhinged.


I wish I had a pet Goomba no one could stomp on and was only loyal to me, my family or my friends.

Mimic45 Since: Feb, 2017
#46405: Jul 8th 2025 at 7:34:53 AM

Granted. However, like all Goombas, it can kill anyone it touches (including you, your family and your friends).

I wish mosquitoes would stop biting humans from now on.

clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#46406: Jul 8th 2025 at 7:36:56 AM

Granted. Now they bite wooden structures instead, causing everything such as houses to fall apart.


I wish we got a Nintendo 4DS with four-dimensional (four spatial dimensions) graphics.

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#46407: Jul 8th 2025 at 8:09:28 AM

Granted. We Go Mad from the Revelation because we weren't supposed to see 4-dimensional space.


I wish that the Switch 2 had two screens.

Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Jul 8th 2025 at 10:12:14 AM

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#46408: Jul 8th 2025 at 8:11:34 AM

[up][up]Granted. The cost for the 4DS is your soul, and the cost for each game is someone else's soul.

[up][nja] Granted. Since the NS2 games we've seen so far weren't designed for two screens, the second screen is only used to spam ads from all different companies.


I wish I had a Robot Dog that was immune to being corrupted or going bad.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 8th 2025 at 11:42:32 AM

Very good kitty
Matchingbone from Somewhere between here and way over there. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
#46409: Jul 8th 2025 at 8:23:10 AM

Granted! It has the modern software issue of relying on updates and will annoyingly ask you to update your software which clogs up the memory of the system.


I wish to establish a Platinum standard of global currency from platinum I get from Outer Space that I retrieved because of superpowers I received from this particular wish.

Do I need to clarify my timeline of events or should we just show the corrupted effects I put on the economy?

[down] I don't understand how that corrupted my wish.

Edited by Matchingbone on Jul 8th 2025 at 11:55:55 AM

FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#46410: Jul 8th 2025 at 8:28:39 AM

Granted. It gets retconned instantly.


I wish that the Switch 2 had two screens.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46411: Jul 8th 2025 at 8:37:45 AM

Granted. One screen's for the game, and the other is to broadcast your personal life worldwide.


I wish for a hidden camera to spy on targets.

JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#46412: Jul 8th 2025 at 9:27:03 AM

Granted. It gives you a wonderful view of the targets over at the archery range. You can really see the precision that goes into the sport!


I wish I could run over pedestrians and do sick tricks off of them with no repercussions.

Your melody still remains in this room and it rings
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#46413: Jul 8th 2025 at 9:34:01 AM

Granted. However, someone can just pull the plug to make you stop.

I wish emus could fly.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46414: Jul 8th 2025 at 9:48:40 AM

Granted. Better look up when they go to do their business...


I wish for spiky cleats.

BetterSlimebot from Check outside (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Desperate
#46415: Jul 9th 2025 at 8:04:29 PM

Granted! The spikes are inside the cleats so they're super uncomfortable to walk on.


I wish I was so rich I could buy all the LEGO sets that I want without worrying about the price (That stuff is expensive)

Edited by BetterSlimebot on Jul 9th 2025 at 3:04:38 PM

BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#46416: Jul 9th 2025 at 8:08:41 PM

Granted. You also forget your maximum credit score, so when it's time for you to pay your credit card bill, you're stuck in debt.

I wish the mayor literally had two faces.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#46417: Jul 9th 2025 at 8:20:11 PM

Granted. The two faces constantly bicker with each other, and eventually one plots to kill the other...


I wish that there was always someone stalking me when I go outside, so that I could have someone there to warn me of whatever danger awaits my way.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#46418: Jul 9th 2025 at 8:21:30 PM

Granted. The new face is on his/her butt.


I wish to own all of Apple. And no, not an apple, but the company. And don't make it suddenly lose all its trillions of dollars of value.

Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Jul 9th 2025 at 10:22:11 AM

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#46419: Jul 9th 2025 at 10:18:53 PM

Granted. You are now the proud owner of my brand new company "Apple Distributions". It's the world's largest importer of moose spleens. It doesn't lose any of its value, but I bet you can guess how much it was worth.


I wish that migraines were no longer a thing.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#46420: Jul 11th 2025 at 10:19:57 AM

Granted. The word 'migraine' no longer means anything. The proper term for what it used to mean is now 'fucked-up head syndrome.'


I wish my phone's touch screen would register taps with a DS stylus.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#46421: Jul 11th 2025 at 7:32:08 PM

Granted. People around the world begin using exclusively styluses for phone touchscreens, and anyone who uses their hands is shunned from society.


I wish that TV Tropes didn't have ads.

Currently Reading: N/A
cornyfield256 about to kidnap from Yoshi's Island Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
about to kidnap
#46422: Jul 11th 2025 at 7:38:48 PM

Granted, TV Tropes is now putting Microtransactions and paywalls to access pages now that they’re gone.

I wish my car has unlimited gas!

Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
GoosefromWikipedia (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
#46423: Jul 11th 2025 at 8:34:28 PM

Granted. Your car now produces an endless stream of farts while you're driving it.


I wish I had a Switch 2 fresh from the factory.

FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#46424: Jul 11th 2025 at 9:55:40 PM

Granted. It still doesn't have its operating system.


Another BFDI insertion into Survivor: I wish that in the next season of Survivor, contestants could switch tribes whenever they wanted, like in BFDIA.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅
#46425: Jul 16th 2025 at 12:31:37 PM

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Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS

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