Granted. The meteor destroys the entire Earth instead of just killing the dinosaurs.
I wish people would go back to being normal about the MCU again.
regulation pigeonGranted. Now they bite wooden structures instead, causing everything such as houses to fall apart.
I wish we got a Nintendo 4DS with four-dimensional (four spatial dimensions) graphics. "Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Granted. We Go Mad from the Revelation because we weren't supposed to see 4-dimensional space.
I wish that the Switch 2 had two screens.
Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Jul 8th 2025 at 10:12:14 AM
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS![]()
Granted. The cost for the 4DS is your soul, and the cost for each game is someone else's soul.
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Granted. Since the NS2 games we've seen so far weren't designed for two screens, the second screen is only used to spam ads from all different companies.
I wish I had a Robot Dog that was immune to being corrupted or going bad.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 8th 2025 at 11:42:32 AM
Very good kittyGranted! It has the modern software issue of relying on updates and will annoyingly ask you to update your software which clogs up the memory of the system.
I wish to establish a Platinum standard of global currency from platinum I get from Outer Space that I retrieved because of superpowers I received from this particular wish.
Do I need to clarify my timeline of events or should we just show the corrupted effects I put on the economy?
I don't understand how that corrupted my wish.
Edited by Matchingbone on Jul 8th 2025 at 11:55:55 AM
Granted. It gives you a wonderful view of the targets over at the archery range. You can really see the precision that goes into the sport!
I wish I could run over pedestrians and do sick tricks off of them with no repercussions.
Your melody still remains in this room and it ringsGranted. You also forget your maximum credit score, so when it's time for you to pay your credit card bill, you're stuck in debt.
I wish the mayor literally had two faces.
Vrei sΔ pleci dar nu mΔ, nu mΔ iei / Nu mΔ, nu mΔ iei, nu mΔ, nu mΔ, nu mΔ iei / Chipul tΔu Θi dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deGranted. The two faces constantly bicker with each other, and eventually one plots to kill the other...
I wish that there was always someone stalking me when I go outside, so that I could have someone there to warn me of whatever danger awaits my way. I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Granted. The new face is on his/her butt.
I wish to own all of Apple. And no, not an apple, but the company. And don't make it suddenly lose all its trillions of dollars of value.
Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Jul 9th 2025 at 10:22:11 AM
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGSGranted. You are now the proud owner of my brand new company "Apple Distributions". It's the world's largest importer of moose spleens. It doesn't lose any of its value, but I bet you can guess how much it was worth.
I wish that migraines were no longer a thing.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.Granted. People around the world begin using exclusively styluses for phone touchscreens, and anyone who uses their hands is shunned from society.
I wish that TV Tropes didn't have ads. Currently Reading: N/A
Granted, TV Tropes is now putting Microtransactions and paywalls to access pages now that theyβre gone.
I wish my car has unlimited gas!
Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.Granted. It still doesn't have its operating system.
Another BFDI insertion into Survivor: I wish that in the next season of Survivor, contestants could switch tribes whenever they wanted, like in BFDIA.
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS

Granted. It's 9:00 PM, July 8th 2025 to 9:00 PM, July 8th 2125. Enjoy sleeping for a century straight!
I wish, to see how'd it go, for Survivor to become a viewer-vote (like BFDI, even thought that show isn't a real reality show).
Edited by FireArrowEightSeventy on Jul 7th 2025 at 9:44:32 AM
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS