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seasaltcaramelcookie Since: May, 2023
#46226: May 17th 2025 at 9:28:26 AM

Wish granted, it tastes horrible because of all the clashing ingredients, or it's way more food than a human can realistically consume.

I wish all jobs paid the same and everyone owns the same.

Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#46227: May 17th 2025 at 4:16:58 PM

Granted Nothing and nothing. NOTHING!

I wish for hot dogs.

Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#46228: May 17th 2025 at 7:25:17 PM

Granted. You’ve been dragged all the way to a sex/torture dungeon in hell by a pack of smokin’ hot anthro hellhounds. Death by snu-snu for you, friend.


I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good (I would call her), I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a ‘64 Impala.

Edited by Yamanekko on May 17th 2025 at 7:29:00 AM

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#46229: May 18th 2025 at 4:55:00 PM

Granted. After having those things, you end up feeling Lonely at the Top. Desperately Looking for a Purpose in Life, you go on The Internet and visit some... interesting websites. Down the Alt-right pipeline you go!


I wish that Fandom treated their wikis better.

Currently Reading: N/A
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46230: May 19th 2025 at 4:35:37 AM

Granted. They are too lax and as a result, more and more unsavoury online folks take full advantage.


I wish The Smurfs never had to deal with Gargamel.

Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46231: May 19th 2025 at 5:14:42 AM

Granted, Smurfette disappear's from the narrative all together all traces of her vanishing with you being the only one to know she existed

I wish I could translate eldritch speech

Edited by Iamhim on May 19th 2025 at 7:14:53 AM

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
seasaltcaramelcookie Since: May, 2023
#46232: May 19th 2025 at 6:44:44 AM

Granted, you can now only understand eldritch speech.

I wish nobody ever had to go to work.

skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46233: May 19th 2025 at 7:58:04 AM

Granted. Unemployment rates skyrocket.


I wish it was a nice, fresh day. Not too hot, not too cold.

BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#46234: May 19th 2025 at 10:53:41 AM

Granted. That applies only to today; the following days cycle between excessive heat and excessive cold on a daily basis. It’s almost like living on Mercury.

I wish for my nausea to go away.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#46235: May 19th 2025 at 11:01:27 AM

Granted. It only goes away for 5 seconds until you get appendictis. Better go to the doctor before it's too late!


I wish that the next four Pet Simulator 99 updates were extensions to its fourth world.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#46236: May 19th 2025 at 3:32:27 PM

Granted. Said expansions are ridiculously laggy and take an eternity to load.


I wish that TV Tropes was funded by donations instead of ads.

Currently Reading: N/A
GearFriedTheKnight BLOCKING - A weapon for the 21st century. from The nearest road that can be raced (Experienced Trainee) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
BLOCKING - A weapon for the 21st century.
#46237: May 19th 2025 at 3:46:12 PM

Granted. Donators now decide the site's direction, meaning whoever has the most money has the most power.


I wish radio was the first form of entertainment by popularity once again.

''There's no magic in tuning; yet, it's something that tends to escape from any logic."
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#46238: May 19th 2025 at 4:16:19 PM

Granted. Everyone in the world goes blind. Now that no one can see, purely auditory forms of entertainment such as radio enjoy a surge in popularity.

I wish that olives, rather than pineapple, were the most controversial pizza topping.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#46239: May 19th 2025 at 5:16:48 PM

Granted. Now people are trying to ruin the lives of Greeks (people who invented some parts of the pizza), and it’s not going well.

I wish guitar strings weren’t sharp enough to make someone’s fingers bleed.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
NoName404 [Insert Title Here] from Sealand Since: May, 2024 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
[Insert Title Here]
#46240: May 19th 2025 at 5:26:06 PM

Granted, now they're soft as noodles and so they don't produce any sound anymore.


I wish I was immune to poison.

"This forum signature likes to refer to itself, as well as to the fact that it likes to refer to itself"
SoaringEagle A figment of your imagination from A dream you had (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
A figment of your imagination
#46241: May 19th 2025 at 5:57:55 PM

granted. now you can only consume poison and everything else is unpalatable


i wish social media never existed

hit me up on MSN messenger! ;D
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#46242: May 19th 2025 at 6:42:52 PM

Granted. However, internet forum posts now have likes and dislikes, and so people can now dislike-bomb you.


I wish that Scratch had a love-it button for comments.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#46243: May 22nd 2025 at 7:39:02 PM

Granted, you don't get any.

I wish for a lovely bowl of soup.

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#46244: May 23rd 2025 at 1:22:33 AM

Granted, but it's invisible, so it's a shot in the dark as to whether you got it with your spoon.


I wish for a hot cup of the finest coffee in the world.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Ratatoskr Imbued with a Combustible and Volatile Nature from Yggdrasil (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: Love = my face = a building on fire
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#46246: May 23rd 2025 at 4:00:55 AM

Granted. It’s a slow loris, a cute animal infamous for the toxic glands under its armpits that can kill people.

I wish Belarus would merge into Russia.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#46247: May 23rd 2025 at 9:52:13 AM

Granted but America takes over the world

I wish for a banjo

Mimic45 Since: Feb, 2017
#46248: May 23rd 2025 at 12:33:25 PM

Granted, a giant banjo appears just above you, and crushes you to death.

I wish humans could survive just fine without having to eat, drink, sleep or breath.

Edited by Mimic45 on May 23rd 2025 at 9:34:10 PM

CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#46249: May 23rd 2025 at 4:13:18 PM

Granted. Instead we have to dance the hokey pokey for six hours a day, submerge our entire body in tabasco sauce at least once every 48 hours, and regularly use a belt sander to keep the weird boney plates that now grow on our left shoulders under control.

I wish I had easy access to a food that was cheap, delicious, healthy, and easy to prepare.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#46250: May 23rd 2025 at 4:59:33 PM

You just signed up for Blue Apron.

I wish for Monster Prom Fan art.


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