Granted. You’ve been dragged all the way to a sex/torture dungeon in hell by a pack of smokin’ hot anthro hellhounds. Death by snu-snu for you, friend.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good (I would call her), I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a ‘64 Impala.
Edited by Yamanekko on May 17th 2025 at 7:29:00 AM
Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)Granted. After having those things, you end up feeling Lonely at the Top. Desperately Looking for a Purpose in Life, you go on The Internet and visit some... interesting websites. Down the Alt-right pipeline
you go!
I wish that Fandom
Granted. They are too lax and as a result, more and more unsavoury online folks take full advantage.
I wish The Smurfs never had to deal with Gargamel.
Granted, Smurfette disappear's from the narrative all together all traces of her vanishing with you being the only one to know she existed
I wish I could translate eldritch speech
Edited by Iamhim on May 19th 2025 at 7:14:53 AM
In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with youGranted. That applies only to today; the following days cycle between excessive heat and excessive cold on a daily basis. It’s almost like living on Mercury.
I wish for my nausea to go away.
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deGranted. It only goes away for 5 seconds until you get appendictis. Better go to the doctor before it's too late!
I wish that the next four Pet Simulator 99 updates were extensions to its fourth world. Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Granted. Said expansions are ridiculously laggy and take an eternity to load.
I wish that TV Tropes was funded by donations instead of ads. Currently Reading: N/A
Granted. Now people are trying to ruin the lives of Greeks (people who invented some parts of the pizza), and it’s not going well.
I wish guitar strings weren’t sharp enough to make someone’s fingers bleed.
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deGranted, now they're soft as noodles and so they don't produce any sound anymore.
I wish I was immune to poison. "This forum signature likes to refer to itself, as well as to the fact that it likes to refer to itself"
Granted, but it's invisible, so it's a shot in the dark as to whether you got it with your spoon.
I wish for a hot cup of the finest coffee in the world.
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryGranted. Instead we have to dance the hokey pokey for six hours a day, submerge our entire body in tabasco sauce at least once every 48 hours, and regularly use a belt sander to keep the weird boney plates that now grow on our left shoulders under control.
I wish I had easy access to a food that was cheap, delicious, healthy, and easy to prepare.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.

Wish granted, it tastes horrible because of all the clashing ingredients, or it's way more food than a human can realistically consume.
I wish all jobs paid the same and everyone owns the same.