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Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46201: May 6th 2025 at 6:17:17 AM

Granted, however this mourning extends to the eldtritch gods who mourn you so much they delete you and everything you've ever done or affected out of reality, basically deleting everyone. Hope your happy

I wish I met John warhammer

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46202: May 16th 2025 at 8:31:47 AM

Bumpity bump

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#46203: May 16th 2025 at 10:56:27 AM

Granted. He has nothing to do with Warhammer. He's also a total asshole who likes to punch anyone who gets close to him.

I wish for a plate of nachos.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#46204: May 16th 2025 at 11:22:47 AM

Granted. The plate goes to someone else because it’s not yo’s.

I wish for an all-expenses-paid vacation to Tahiti.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
Fritz1991 (Pentatroper) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#46205: May 16th 2025 at 11:42:25 AM

Granted but you end up lost in the forests

I wish I could get over my fear of singing in front of people

Iamhim Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#46206: May 16th 2025 at 12:40:08 PM

Granted, people get a fear of hearing you sing instead so no one hears your singing either way

I wish I could sing good

In another life I really would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#46207: May 16th 2025 at 6:14:21 PM

Granted. Your singing voice dislodges a stage light that crushes you and gives you a horrible hæmorrhage.

I wish I had a sense of smell like a dog’s.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#46208: May 16th 2025 at 6:30:23 PM

Granted. You can smell even the foulest of odors. Don't you people learn from last wish?


I wish all mushrooms were non-venemous.

Edited by skan123 on May 16th 2025 at 2:30:34 PM

SoaringEagle A figment of your imagination from A dream you had (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
A figment of your imagination
#46209: May 16th 2025 at 6:40:14 PM

granted! now all mushrooms are psychedelic


i wish Akazukin Chacha was localized into english somehow

hit me up on MSN messenger! ;D
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#46210: May 16th 2025 at 6:51:22 PM

Granted. People hate it for ripping off Harry Potter.

I wish that soap (especially high-phosphate soap) wouldn’t kill fish.

Edited by BlankBlankness on May 16th 2025 at 8:51:46 AM

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
Mimic45 Since: Feb, 2017
#46211: May 17th 2025 at 4:01:43 AM

Granted, now it becomes lethal to every living beings except fishes.

I wish I had an eidetic memory.

seasaltcaramelcookie Since: May, 2023
#46212: May 17th 2025 at 4:04:27 AM

Wish granted, now you can't forget Brain Bleach-worthy material.

I wish there's more romance in media.

HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Emilé
#46213: May 17th 2025 at 4:04:56 AM

Granted, but it's limited to short term memory.


I wish I could sing better in languages I don't speak

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
seasaltcaramelcookie Since: May, 2023
#46214: May 17th 2025 at 5:49:49 AM

Your post was [nja]d there 😅.

Wish granted, but you sing horribly in languages you do speak.

I wish for everyone to wear really extravagant clothes everyday.

GearFriedTheKnight BLOCKING - A weapon for the 21st century. from The nearest road that can be raced (Experienced Trainee) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
BLOCKING - A weapon for the 21st century.
#46215: May 17th 2025 at 5:57:44 AM

Granted, everybody now dresses (and acts) (and poses) like a character out of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. ...Wait, that's actually a good thing. ...Uuuuh... to compensate, the universe spontaneously spawns the Brando family.


I wish everybody renounced minimalist aesthetics.

''There's no magic in tuning; yet, it's something that tends to escape from any logic."
AteWithoutTable Just unique enough to be boring and average. from Trapped on Royalroad.com (Live in WI USA) Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Just unique enough to be boring and average.
#46216: May 17th 2025 at 6:02:48 AM

Granted, everyone is maximalist at all times. The earth burns at an accelerated rate.

I wish to enjoy my time on the forums.

"I won’t be your dog, but if you’re half the wolf I think you are, you’ve found a fox to run with." -Kinch Na Shannak
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#46217: May 17th 2025 at 6:12:42 AM

Granted. You are stuck on the forums... forever.


I wish to have red hair.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
The-Omniscient-Dex Just call me Jason, I suppose from Classified (Terrible Twos) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Just call me Jason, I suppose
#46218: May 17th 2025 at 6:15:44 AM

Granted. Your hair is now fire. Literally!


I wish I had a dog.

I'm much too lazy to come up with a caption.
AteWithoutTable Just unique enough to be boring and average. from Trapped on Royalroad.com (Live in WI USA) Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Just unique enough to be boring and average.
#46219: May 17th 2025 at 6:19:08 AM

Granted. You had a dog. Past tense. Imagine a dog. You had it.

I wish I could get out of this social obligation, without making it awkward.

"I won’t be your dog, but if you’re half the wolf I think you are, you’ve found a fox to run with." -Kinch Na Shannak
seasaltcaramelcookie Since: May, 2023
#46220: May 17th 2025 at 6:39:36 AM

Granted, you get transported to another world on the spot.

I wish fashion and clothes-making were taught as mandatory subjects in schools.

Edited by seasaltcaramelcookie on May 17th 2025 at 6:46:42 AM

Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#46221: May 17th 2025 at 8:19:21 AM

Granted. The curriculum for teaching it ends up being so tough and rigorous that a majority of students fail it.


I wish that the original draft for The Lorax (2012) was made public.

Currently Reading: N/A
Fritz1991 (Pentatroper) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#46222: May 17th 2025 at 8:40:52 AM

Granted. But all it does is give a new wave of oncelings rather than gain interest in the film itself.

I wish I could actually remember my dreams better

BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#46223: May 17th 2025 at 9:00:06 AM

Granted. Your dreams are the scariest damn things you've ever seen, but sadly there is a worldwide shortage of Brain Bleach. Sweet dreams!


I wish for TV Tropes to be as popular as it was in the 2010s.

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#46224: May 17th 2025 at 9:02:46 AM

Granted. It’s displacing Fandom in popularity.

I wish every ATM I used showed the exchange rates for foreign currencies.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
AteWithoutTable Just unique enough to be boring and average. from Trapped on Royalroad.com (Live in WI USA) Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Just unique enough to be boring and average.
#46225: May 17th 2025 at 9:11:05 AM

Granted. That's now all it does, just for you. Just display and nobody will believe you

I wish my breakfast contained every one of my previous breakfasts.

Edited by AteWithoutTable on May 17th 2025 at 11:12:04 AM

"I won’t be your dog, but if you’re half the wolf I think you are, you’ve found a fox to run with." -Kinch Na Shannak

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