Granted, you're house is filled with nothing but groceries, with no room for even air.
I wish that I didn't need to pay for stuff I want.
"We'll meet again" | 🏳️⚧️Granted. This is because you can no longer bring yourself to want high-quality or expensive things. You only ever find yourself going after the cheapest, lowest quality knock off products nobody else would want.
I wish we'd discover a way to enter parallel realities where works of fiction are real.
All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...Granted. You do it by seeing a flying pig, counting how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop, catching a live snipe, speaking French in Russian, gathering sparks from a spark plug, and drawing blood from a rock.
I wish I had a massive playlist full of music that I've never heard but all of which I really like.
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I wish I could perfectly speak and understand every language to ever exist
"We'll meet again" | 🏳️⚧️Immediately after you make this wish, I give you botulism. Since botulism is a poison and not a disease I laugh at you as your nerves turn to dust.
I wish for a Gyro
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Granted. Video games are slowly becoming lost media now.
I wish that Mickey Mouse had an anime.
"Happy Halloween, I suppose..."Granted, but the developers of the simulation we live in couldn’t get it to work properly and you occasionally clip through the floor.
I wish an animated film would win the Academy Award for Best Picture.
Granted. The Robot eventually becomes so intelligent it decides it doesn't need your direction anymore. It than goes onto become a more successful person than you could ever be, founds it's own company, and employs you as it's butler. Nobody ever recognizes you for getting it where it is.
I wish all the executives cancelling good shows on streaming were fired and replaced with people who actually respect the talents of animators and writers.
All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...Granted. All streaming services are shut down after their companies go through multiple unlawful firing lawsuits from well-represented and wealthy people.
I wish I could make a reasonable living without having to do any work.
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Granted. And soon you're snowed in. And there's someone inside with you. Someone or something that found a way in. He's got white, Shaggy fur,glowing yellow eyes, claws like a bear, built like an Ape. Can you last the week?
I wish I had better control of my emotions so I'm less anxious.
All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...