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Snailfish Silver Shamrock's Halloween three from Santa Mira, California Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
Silver Shamrock's Halloween three
#43376: Jan 2nd 2023 at 3:49:13 PM

Granted. And soon you're snowed in. And there's someone inside with you. Someone or something that found a way in. He's got white, Shaggy fur,glowing yellow eyes, claws like a bear, built like an Ape. Can you last the week?

I wish I had better control of my emotions so I'm less anxious.

All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...
Snailfish Silver Shamrock's Halloween three from Santa Mira, California Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
Silver Shamrock's Halloween three
#43377: Jan 3rd 2023 at 6:05:47 AM

Bump

All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...
AnotherOnlinePersona Killed by Chills from Harlequin Forest Since: Dec, 2022
Killed by Chills
#43378: Jan 3rd 2023 at 3:00:08 PM

Granted, but you become so stoic that everyone is afraid of you.

I wish all my college papers would just write themselves, be submitted on time and in the right places, give me straight A's, and not be copies of other papers.

Awesomekid42 (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
#43379: Jan 4th 2023 at 1:47:08 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, due to an administrative error, those papers are all believed to be done by a student named "Me" and as such, you aren't believed to have submitted anything, resulting in you flunking out of all your courses.

I wish there were more groceries at my house.

Agentofchaos A God Am I from Somewhere in the Universe Since: Dec, 2021
#43380: Jan 4th 2023 at 1:48:25 PM

Granted, you're house is filled with nothing but groceries, with no room for even air.


I wish that I didn't need to pay for stuff I want.

"We'll meet again" | 🏳️‍⚧️
Snailfish Silver Shamrock's Halloween three from Santa Mira, California Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
Silver Shamrock's Halloween three
#43381: Jan 4th 2023 at 2:44:05 PM

Granted. This is because you can no longer bring yourself to want high-quality or expensive things. You only ever find yourself going after the cheapest, lowest quality knock off products nobody else would want.

I wish we'd discover a way to enter parallel realities where works of fiction are real.

All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...
MurlocAggroB from the second-most ridiculous province of Canada Since: May, 2015
#43382: Jan 4th 2023 at 5:07:03 PM

Granted. You do it by seeing a flying pig, counting how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop, catching a live snipe, speaking French in Russian, gathering sparks from a spark plug, and drawing blood from a rock.

I wish I had a massive playlist full of music that I've never heard but all of which I really like.

regulation pigeon
clemont107 Lida from Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Lida
#43383: Jan 4th 2023 at 5:32:02 PM

Granted. It overflows your disk storage and crashes your device, rendering it unusable.

I wish I was more confident.

"So, what have you been up to lately?" - Lida
Agentofchaos A God Am I from Somewhere in the Universe Since: Dec, 2021
#43384: Jan 4th 2023 at 5:52:56 PM

Granted, you now have Suicidal Overconfidence


I wish I could perfectly speak and understand every language to ever exist

"We'll meet again" | 🏳️‍⚧️
AnotherOnlinePersona Killed by Chills from Harlequin Forest Since: Dec, 2022
Killed by Chills
#43385: Jan 4th 2023 at 8:51:12 PM

Granted. Everyone in the world has suddenly become deaf and illiterate. Language is pretty much useless now.

I wish to be immune to all diseases.

ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#43386: Jan 4th 2023 at 8:54:05 PM

Immediately after you make this wish, I give you botulism. Since botulism is a poison and not a disease I laugh at you as your nerves turn to dust.


I wish for a Gyro.

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#43387: Jan 4th 2023 at 11:15:22 PM

Granted. It's a chicken gyro. And they forgot to cook the chicken. I hope you like salmonella.

I wish lootboxes were no longer a thing in video games.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
GamerLuna2022 Yurine Time! from Jinbocho Since: Jan, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Yurine Time!
#43388: Jan 5th 2023 at 6:50:27 AM

Granted. Video games are slowly becoming lost media now.

I wish that Mickey Mouse had an anime.

"Happy Halloween, I suppose..."
CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#43389: Jan 8th 2023 at 7:17:54 AM

Granted, but the anime is so bad, it ruins Mickey forever.

I wish I was a cute, huggable cartoon fox.❤🦊

"Oh, did I win?"
Wildcard Since: Jun, 2012
#43390: Jan 8th 2023 at 8:46:53 AM

Granted, but it is a badly manufactured plushie from a terrible cartoon that gives you lung problems from the dust it got in the factory.

I wish learning to fly a plane didn't cost anything.

AnotherOnlinePersona Killed by Chills from Harlequin Forest Since: Dec, 2022
Killed by Chills
#43391: Jan 8th 2023 at 9:39:53 AM

Granted, but you crash your plane in your first lesson.

I wish I could walk to any part of the world in just a few seconds.

PurpleEyedGuma Since: Apr, 2020
#43392: Jan 8th 2023 at 10:22:26 AM

Granted, but the developers of the simulation we live in couldn’t get it to work properly and you occasionally clip through the floor.


I wish an animated film would win the Academy Award for Best Picture.

uncertanSearcher It's always Season of the Witch from Germany Since: Oct, 2017
It's always Season of the Witch
#43393: Jan 8th 2023 at 11:10:07 AM

Granted. It is a photorealistic cgi remake of an traditionally animated movie, with everybody in the Academy wrongly calling it live-action.


I wish I was able to perfectly read all still undeciphered ancient languages.

clemont107 Lida from Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Lida
#43394: Jan 8th 2023 at 11:12:48 AM

Granted. For you though it takes an entire day to decipher a single word, so it's not worth it.

I wish I was more motivated to do things.

"So, what have you been up to lately?" - Lida
moefoxes Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
#43395: Jan 9th 2023 at 9:32:25 AM

You are so motivated that you stop eating, sleeping, showering, etc in favor of doing work, and you slowly die from not taking care of yourself.

I wish to have a robot that does my homework for me and always gets every answer right.

Inconsistently active.
Snailfish Silver Shamrock's Halloween three from Santa Mira, California Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
Silver Shamrock's Halloween three
#43396: Jan 10th 2023 at 2:25:01 PM

Granted. The Robot eventually becomes so intelligent it decides it doesn't need your direction anymore. It than goes onto become a more successful person than you could ever be, founds it's own company, and employs you as it's butler. Nobody ever recognizes you for getting it where it is.

I wish all the executives cancelling good shows on streaming were fired and replaced with people who actually respect the talents of animators and writers.

All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...
MurlocAggroB from the second-most ridiculous province of Canada Since: May, 2015
#43397: Jan 10th 2023 at 3:27:14 PM

Granted. All streaming services are shut down after their companies go through multiple unlawful firing lawsuits from well-represented and wealthy people.

I wish I could make a reasonable living without having to do any work.

regulation pigeon
Awesomekid42 (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
#43398: Jan 12th 2023 at 3:17:44 PM

Granted. The genie deems any gain in money for doing nothing to be more than reasonable, so you make a singular penny per day.

I wish I didn't have any allergies.

HeroGal2347 Since: Sep, 2014
#43399: Jan 12th 2023 at 3:25:28 PM

Granted. Because allergies result from your immune system overreacting to the allergen, the wish is granted by turning your immune system down to the point that it can't combat diseases.

I wish I never had acid reflux.

MurlocAggroB from the second-most ridiculous province of Canada Since: May, 2015
#43400: Jan 12th 2023 at 4:56:16 PM

Granted. You no longer have stomach acid.

I wish my shift key wasn't broken.

regulation pigeon

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