Granted. You end up ordering food by accident all the time, and ordering this way is 10x more expensive.
I wish they would add a new alternate Demon Hunter hero to Hearthstone, and one that isn't a night elf this time.
I am 1000% on board with this.
Edited by MurlocAggroB on Dec 29th 2022 at 8:51:51 AM
regulation pigeonGranted. It's Brightwing. And no, the devs don't want to hear any explanations as to why it doesn't make sense. They just think it would be fun...and funny.
I wish for a Castlevania: Symphony of the Night stage play where the actors reenact the infamous "What is a man?" opening.
"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."Granted. The delivery is filled with so much Narm that it tanks the franchise as a whole. At least we got a So Bad, It's Good performance though.
I wish Seth MacFarlane used more anime references in Family Guy.
"So, what have you been up to lately?" - LidaGranted. You're called into work the next morning for an 8 hour shift and you'll be fired if you're caught dozing off.
I wish A&W would bring back the Sriracha Teen Burger.
regulation pigeonGranted, they bring it back for 0.0000001 nanoseconds
I wish that I could get video games for free
Edited by Agentofchaos on Dec 30th 2022 at 11:16:25 AM
"We'll meet again" | 🏳️⚧️Granted, you are never NOT reading other people's minds of everyone in the world all the time.
I wish I could fly
"We'll meet again" | 🏳️⚧️Granted, they all break down while they're driving causing tons of damage.
I wish that I was The Omnipotent
"We'll meet again" | 🏳️⚧️Granted, you can never enter a competition so you can't lose
I wish I had infinite soda
"We'll meet again" | 🏳️⚧️Granted. Everyone except for you has the best New Years ever.
I wish I had magic book that contains the answers to every unsolved mystery.
regulation pigeonGranted. And because your new computerized brain is different from a human mind, you are now an emotionless cyborg. You can download any ability...except the ability to feel.
I wish Ōban Star-Racers was less obscure and had a bigger fandom.
Edited by Snailfish on Jan 1st 2023 at 7:26:13 AM
All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...Granted. It becomes inexplicably popular with the incel crowd. Whenever someone discovers that you're a fan of it, you have to defend yourself, and the general public is unwilling to touch it with a ten foot pole due to the toxic association.
I wish for humanity to solve the problem of climate change in 2023.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.Granted. This leads to them taking such a drastic solution that ends up freezing the planet.
I wish I had supernatural abilities.
"So, what have you been up to lately?" - LidaGranted. You now have the ability to unpeel carrots. Go ahead and figure out what to do with this.
I wish autocorrect would only correct things how I want them corrected.
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granted, but it grows up into a normal-sized cat after one day.
i wish i could order from restaurants just by thinking about it.