Granted. Instead, you get pirated.
I wish the chips on the top 2/3rds of a Doritos bag would actually have some flavour on them.
regulation pigeonGranted. You know what to wish for, but I can't grant you that wish because you already made your wish.
I wish my favorite forum game threads weren't dead or filled with toxic people or those seeking to derail them. "Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
They're now filled with the same old people who never change up, at all. Sounds like a certain collection of forum games...
I wish that all deez nuts jokes and those similar to it will disappear. Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
Granted. You're subjected to endless and equally annoying variants on the "Prince Albert in a can" and "refrigerator running" jokes instead, driving you to give up on all things comedic for the rest of your life.
I wish I had enough money to start my own charity.
"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."You have become the leader of the TV Tropes... which after a few months you get assasinated because you accidently replaced your glass of water with another acolyte's.
I wish to have a place with absolutely 100% conceptual nothingness!
This deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.Granted. But whenever you're controlling someone else's mind, they can also control your mind. This ends up causing your ability to control minds to be useless because every time you try to alter someone's thoughts, they just alter your thought to make their thoughts what they would have been had you not done anything, and the end result is a bunch of convoluted bull shit with no real impact on anything except that you waste some of your time.
I wish that the "It's a Small World" song lost all of its Ear Worm qualities.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.Granted. You can no longer enjoy music of any kind because you no longer find anything even remotely catchy.
I wish I wasn't a Hormone-Addled Teenager.
You keep using the term "POV". I do not think it means what you think it means.Granted. To compensate, your landlord has decided to disable air conditioning in your apartment. Have fun sweating!
I wish there was a port of Half-Life 1 on the Playstation 1.
"I definitely know what science is."

Granted. Your taste buds send the wrong signals now. Everything tastes sweet to you and it makes you sick.
I wish people wouldn't
Edited by OopityDoop on Oct 5th 2022 at 12:58:38 PM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams