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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#43001: Oct 5th 2022 at 9:56:01 PM

Granted. Your taste buds send the wrong signals now. Everything tastes sweet to you and it makes you sick.


I wish people wouldn't [nja] me.

Edited by OopityDoop on Oct 5th 2022 at 12:58:38 PM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
MurlocAggroB from the second-most ridiculous province of Canada Since: May, 2015
#43002: Oct 6th 2022 at 6:00:08 AM

Granted. Instead, you get pirated.

I wish the chips on the top 2/3rds of a Doritos bag would actually have some flavour on them.

regulation pigeon
WillyFourEyes from [Hyperlink blocked] (Troper Sage) Relationship Status: Abstaining
#43003: Oct 6th 2022 at 11:57:27 AM

Granted. They taste like chicken, even though the rest of the bag is supposed to be Cool Ranch.

I wish I had a mobile bunker I could quickly hide in for protection in dangerous areas.

"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#43004: Oct 6th 2022 at 12:03:46 PM

Granted. It requires a passcode to open, one you were never told. You're locked out of your own bunker.


I wish my phone battery lasted ten times as long.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#43005: Oct 6th 2022 at 2:09:55 PM

Granted. It lasts ten times as long as the half-life of Lawrencium-260, which is about three minutes.

I wish for an Italian soda.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#43006: Oct 6th 2022 at 2:33:02 PM

Granted. It's liverwurst flavored. Enjoy.

I wish for a pizza, no anchovies.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
uncertanSearcher It's always Season of the Witch from Germany Since: Oct, 2017
It's always Season of the Witch
#43007: Oct 6th 2022 at 3:20:45 PM

Granted. This pizza was made with the freshest ingredients, when it was made 20 years ago.


I wish to have shiny white teeth, but not so shiny they could blind somebody.

OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#43008: Oct 6th 2022 at 3:22:20 PM

Granted. They're placed in a bag.


I wish all internet browsers came with built in ad blockers.

Edited by OopityDoop on Oct 6th 2022 at 6:22:53 AM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#43009: Oct 6th 2022 at 11:24:47 PM

Granted. Your internet browsing however takes 10 decades per page visited to load said page. Have fun.

I wish Zamasu won and he killed us all.

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
Awesomekid42 (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
#43010: Oct 7th 2022 at 10:47:08 PM

Granted. All damage he does is undone by the Super Dragon Balls, Zamasu is erased from existence, and us regular mortals forget that we even died.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#43011: Oct 7th 2022 at 10:51:08 PM

Granted. You know what to wish for, but I can't grant you that wish because you already made your wish.


I wish my favorite forum game threads weren't dead or filled with toxic people or those seeking to derail them.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#43012: Oct 7th 2022 at 10:52:59 PM

They're now filled with the same old people who never change up, at all. Sounds like a certain collection of forum games...


I wish that all deez nuts jokes and those similar to it will disappear.

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
WillyFourEyes from [Hyperlink blocked] (Troper Sage) Relationship Status: Abstaining
#43013: Oct 8th 2022 at 1:24:52 AM

Granted. You're subjected to endless and equally annoying variants on the "Prince Albert in a can" and "refrigerator running" jokes instead, driving you to give up on all things comedic for the rest of your life.

I wish I had enough money to start my own charity.

"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."
Awesomekid42 (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
#43014: Oct 8th 2022 at 11:53:21 AM

Granted. Others who work for the charity pocket all the money for themselves, and the blame is pinned soely on you, resulting in you getting countless lawsuits for lying about where the donations are going to.

I wish I had more clean clothes.

JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#43015: Oct 8th 2022 at 12:01:37 PM

You have gained several children‘s socks.

I wish for TV TROPES TO RULE THE WORLD

Edited by JKBenbot on Oct 8th 2022 at 3:02:02 PM

Diamondeye218 Sunflowers Always Shine from the Middle of Nowhere (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Sunflowers Always Shine
#43016: Oct 8th 2022 at 12:09:01 PM

You have become the leader of the TV Tropes... which after a few months you get assasinated because you accidently replaced your glass of water with another acolyte's.

I wish to have a place with absolutely 100% conceptual nothingness!

This deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
Awesomekid42 (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
#43017: Oct 8th 2022 at 7:42:40 PM

Granted. In order for that nothingness to be maintained, you're erased from existence upon entering.

I wish I could control people's minds.

CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#43018: Oct 8th 2022 at 9:05:06 PM

Granted. But whenever you're controlling someone else's mind, they can also control your mind. This ends up causing your ability to control minds to be useless because every time you try to alter someone's thoughts, they just alter your thought to make their thoughts what they would have been had you not done anything, and the end result is a bunch of convoluted bull shit with no real impact on anything except that you waste some of your time.

I wish that the "It's a Small World" song lost all of its Ear Worm qualities.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
AoeAbility Akarat bless you. from Personal Evil Tower of Ominousness Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
#43019: Oct 8th 2022 at 9:39:46 PM

Granted. You can no longer enjoy music of any kind because you no longer find anything even remotely catchy.

I wish I wasn't a Hormone-Addled Teenager.

You keep using the term "POV". I do not think it means what you think it means.
Saturn500 The LEG From Now On Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: It's complicated
The LEG From Now On
#43020: Oct 9th 2022 at 4:37:41 AM

Granted. You’re now a baby.

I wish for a slice of bread.

Zeanobia (she/her) Sanity is overrated from My house Since: Mar, 2012
(she/her) Sanity is overrated
#43021: Oct 9th 2022 at 10:50:10 AM

It's moldy, stale and the size of a post stamp but technically a slice of bread.

I wish geese were as smart as people

#nolivesmatter
uncertanSearcher It's always Season of the Witch from Germany Since: Oct, 2017
It's always Season of the Witch
#43022: Oct 9th 2022 at 11:33:05 AM

Granted. Inteligence does nothing to change their attitudes. Prepare for war.


I wish my glasses where indestructible.

Awesomekid42 (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
#43023: Oct 9th 2022 at 1:39:56 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, they're now the wrong prescription, making them useless to you.

I wish my rent was cheaper.

Tux1 Tulks Delsaine from North Bramson, Auril (Experienced Trainee) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Tulks Delsaine
#43024: Oct 9th 2022 at 8:06:17 PM

Granted. To compensate, your landlord has decided to disable air conditioning in your apartment. Have fun sweating!

I wish there was a port of Half-Life 1 on the Playstation 1.

"I definitely know what science is."
SaifuuSuri Killua Zoldyck from Kukuroo Mountain Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Killua Zoldyck
#43025: Oct 9th 2022 at 8:09:51 PM

Granted. It's a downgrade of the PC version that has significantly less content.

I wish I had a really comfortable chair.

Wow, I'm so humble!

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