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NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#42976: Sep 30th 2022 at 5:45:10 PM

Granted. You're stronger than Bilious, the Oh God of Hangovers.

I wish I didn't have to put up with overcrowded buses.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
MurlocAggroB from the second-most ridiculous province of Canada Since: May, 2015
#42977: Sep 30th 2022 at 7:06:56 PM

Granted. You have been banned from using any public transit ever again.

I wish I had a pack of peppermint gum.

regulation pigeon
Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#42978: Sep 30th 2022 at 9:03:08 PM

Granted. The gum appears in your pocket, and you're arrested for shoplifting as you exit the liquor store.

I wish I wasn't on fire.

nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#42979: Sep 30th 2022 at 9:04:57 PM

Granted. You are now drowning.

I wish my life wasn't so miserable.

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
PixelTroper His name is. Hamburger. from right behind you Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
His name is. Hamburger.
#42980: Sep 30th 2022 at 9:05:31 PM

You are now under fire. By multiple trained shooters.

[nja]

Congrats! It isn't so miserable anymore, because it is now worse!

I wish I had a well-paying job.

Edited by PixelTroper on Sep 30th 2022 at 9:06:43 AM

Playing god? You misunderstand. Are you "playing human?"
WillyFourEyes from [Hyperlink blocked] (Troper Sage) Relationship Status: Abstaining
#42981: Oct 1st 2022 at 1:12:51 AM

Granted. You are now being paid to unplug Dr. Robotnik's sewers of crud and sludge. Here's your plunger.

I wish hurricane season only had less than ten named storms per year.

"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."
StewieGriffin34 from Sea ice (Season 2) Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
#42982: Oct 1st 2022 at 10:21:52 AM

Granted. Only about 0.000001% of all storms happening have names, and that always adds up to ten. It's a stormy, stormy world.


I wish all water around the world was potable.

He/they | Mostly here on my free days
Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#42983: Oct 1st 2022 at 10:23:40 AM

Granted. Here's all the leaky pots needed to hold the world's water.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish.

nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#42984: Oct 1st 2022 at 10:25:28 AM

Granted. I wished to wish that the multiverse explodes. Seeya!

I wish I was happy.

Edited by nonalienpersonyep on Oct 1st 2022 at 1:25:50 PM

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
uncertanSearcher It's always Season of the Witch from Germany Since: Oct, 2017
It's always Season of the Witch
#42985: Oct 1st 2022 at 10:29:26 AM

Granted. You become a gigantic sadist who gets lots of joy out of everything bad happening in the world.


I wish for a cure for every disease in existance.

StewieGriffin34 from Sea ice (Season 2) Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
#42986: Oct 1st 2022 at 10:31:15 AM

Alright. You never specified that anyone had to be alive for the cure.


I wish we had longer nights and shorter days.

He/they | Mostly here on my free days
Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#42987: Oct 1st 2022 at 1:46:35 PM

Granted. You now live in the "Game of Thrones" universe and winter is coming...


I wish the Macarena was still popular.

Awesomekid42 (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
#42988: Oct 1st 2022 at 2:28:42 PM

Granted. You quickly grow to despise the macarena due to seeing it all over the place.

I wish I could get motivated to write more often.

GenericGuy2000 I’m here, I guess. from a generic place. Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: Cast away
I’m here, I guess.
#42989: Oct 1st 2022 at 3:43:26 PM

Granted. You are now forced to write for the rest of your life with no free time.

I wish for people in general to be kinder.

I’m gonna put some Gloom in your eye.
NineTailedCat Toss a pearl to your Watcher from bad to worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Toss a pearl to your Watcher
#42990: Oct 1st 2022 at 3:57:00 PM

Granted. All people are now German children, i.e. Kinder.

I wish for incredible persuasive skills.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Trespasser Unhinged Menace from [Redacted] Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: Love = my face = a building on fire
Unhinged Menace
#42991: Oct 2nd 2022 at 11:29:06 AM

Granted. You are really good a persuading people to kill themselves.

I wish to have an alternate superpower form similar to Shazam!.

"Know your place, fool."
Trespasser Unhinged Menace from [Redacted] Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: Love = my face = a building on fire
Unhinged Menace
#42992: Oct 2nd 2022 at 11:29:57 AM

Granted. You are really good a persuading people to kill themselves.

I wish to have an alternate superpower form similar to Shazam!

"Know your place, fool."
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#42993: Oct 2nd 2022 at 3:03:55 PM

Granted. Your alternate superpowered form is a donkey with the power to duplicate forum posts. And you have to say the word, "bibliography" in order to change back and forth. Because I have yet to meet a donkey capable of saying the word "bibliography," I'm not sure I like your chances of being able to return to human form.

I wish for a very bad movie, some very good beer, and a group of really funny people to "enjoy" the movie with.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
nonalienpersonyep alcoholism :heart: from The City (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
alcoholism :heart:
#42994: Oct 2nd 2022 at 3:05:23 PM

Granted. They genuinely enjoy the movie, and shush you when you riff.

I wish I knew how to use FL Studio.

"There's no tomorrow here. No hope." // a,,,
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#42995: Oct 3rd 2022 at 12:02:54 AM

Granted. You know literally everything there is to know about FL Studio, but you have zero knowledge on music theory and everything you make is an utter cacophony.


I wish my sleep schedule wasn't so fucked up.

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
Awesomekid42 (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
#42996: Oct 3rd 2022 at 9:10:38 PM

Granted. It's now non-existant.

I wish I didn't have facial hair.

PurpleEyedGuma Since: Apr, 2020
#42997: Oct 4th 2022 at 3:09:37 PM

Granted. The feral rabbit that has been latched to your face is now gone. The chronic injuries aren’t, though, not to mention the rabies.


I wish I could create things just by imagining what I want them to be.

MurlocAggroB from the second-most ridiculous province of Canada Since: May, 2015
#42998: Oct 5th 2022 at 8:15:11 PM

Granted. Your power continues to work while you're asleep, warping the world into a nonsensical nightmare that runs on dream logic.

I wish Blizzard Entertainment would get their shit together.

regulation pigeon
TheFarmboy You can go home, Courier from Mojave Wasteland (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
You can go home, Courier
#42999: Oct 5th 2022 at 8:17:36 PM

Granted, they’ve got all their literal shit in one pile to be released by Christmas.

I wish for the inflation to end right now.

I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#43000: Oct 5th 2022 at 9:55:37 PM

Wish granted. There are no more balloons.

Ever.

Y'know, this might not actually be half bad.


I wish water tasted sweeter.

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."

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