Granted. You have been banned from using any public transit ever again.
I wish I had a pack of peppermint gum.
regulation pigeonGranted. You are now forced to write for the rest of your life with no free time.
I wish for people in general to be kinder.
I’m gonna put some Gloom in your eye.Granted. You are really good a persuading people to kill themselves.
I wish to have an alternate superpower form similar to Shazam!.
"Know your place, fool."Granted. You are really good a persuading people to kill themselves.
I wish to have an alternate superpower form similar to Shazam!
"Know your place, fool."Granted. Your alternate superpowered form is a donkey with the power to duplicate forum posts. And you have to say the word, "bibliography" in order to change back and forth. Because I have yet to meet a donkey capable of saying the word "bibliography," I'm not sure I like your chances of being able to return to human form.
I wish for a very bad movie, some very good beer, and a group of really funny people to "enjoy" the movie with.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.Granted. Your power continues to work while you're asleep, warping the world into a nonsensical nightmare that runs on dream logic.
I wish Blizzard Entertainment would get their shit together.
regulation pigeonWish granted. There are no more balloons.
Ever.
Y'know, this might not actually be half bad.
I wish water tasted sweeter.
"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."

Granted. You're stronger than Bilious, the Oh God of Hangovers.
I wish I didn't have to put up with overcrowded buses.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.