Granted. It's crappy wisdom so you're not enlightened.
I wish Shazam was the Dreamstone from Wonder Woman 1984 and quickly died when he merged with it.
Edited by AlicornGaia on Nov 2nd 2021 at 9:35:08 PM
"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"Granted. You are now capable of reading Minds by J.K. Ong. Unfortunately, it's not a very good book.
I wish I could send my thoughts to others via telepathy.
musical euphoriaGranted: there's now a BIG Christmas rush.
I wish for Brummie.
Ozzy Xlinder and I are one and the same.Granted, at the cost of Anti-Vaxxers being completely erased from existence, the amount of Flat-Earthers double.
I wish the Earth was a cylinder.
"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."Granted. Vaccines never existed, so therefore no one can oppose them. Hope you like smallpox!
Granted. The reshaping of Earth causes disastrous seismic events that make the whole planet uninhabitable.
I wish I could eat nothing but candy and still be perfectly healthy.
Edited by NineTailedCat on Nov 6th 2021 at 11:42:29 AM
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.Granted, Earth flys out of orbit due to change in gravity.
I wish NASA scientists discovered a planet made of coffee.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Granted. The world more rapidly becomes a mess of rotting corpses and fecal matter, and smaller critters such as frogs and lizards have one of their food sources greatly dininished. This gradually leads to the more rapid extinction of many of the world's species, culminating in the extinction of the human race.
I could do some research to see if this is actually how it would go, but I don't feel like it.
I wish I could turn my emotions off.
musical euphoriaGranted, while you are at the party, one of your friends spontaneously in a trance says “You’ve doomed them all by coming here, Awesomekid 42! The spiral of time leads only to the gaping maw of eternity.” Terrified of this prophecy, the next day you wish to the genie for you to have not went to the party, not realizing you wished to be able to go to the party in the “first” place, and the flip-flopping timelines are slowly more corrupted by creepy statements like that until everyone who ever lived is sucked into the mouth of a giant multidimensional Eldritch Abomination lurking below time.
I wish for a bag of silence.
Edited by DeepFiemott on Nov 10th 2021 at 12:44:09 PM
Granted: ...You're in the...Bag?
I wish Otter! Calypso was the canon one.
Edited by LilCutie on Nov 11th 2021 at 8:24:44 AM
Ozzy Xlinder and I are one and the same.

Granted. They all taste terrible, and it's the only food you're allowed to have for the rest of your life.
I wish I had 20/20 vision.
Edited by Awesomekid42 on Nov 1st 2021 at 1:34:21 PM