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Granted, but her dickbag of a father finds out about your Secret Relationship and has you, then her, killed.
I wish I had my own annoying entrance and exit music.
The music plays whenever you move. You are exiting the exact spot you were in and entering a new spot.
I wish I could make anyone do whatever I want
granted. nobody is able to do anything without your orders and such, society collapses due to no one doing anything.
i wish i could vent all my rage in this very instant in a peaceful manner.
Granted, the peaceful manner is you bursting into a puff of smoke, leaving behind the scent of pine oil.
I wish I had the complete series of any media I want to watch....
Granted! All of the episodes are now on your device, but you can’t actually watch any of those episodes.
I wish the troper below me wouldn’t be able to think of a way to corrupt this wish!
Edited by jaketroper on Feb 9th 2020 at 9:41:27 AM
Granted. A random person thinks it up instead, you get bizarre symptoms from random diseasesnote But Not Lupus! as they were binge watching House at the time.
I catgirls were real....
Edited by TairaMai on Feb 10th 2020 at 1:25:34 AM
Granted. They look like the ones from the Cats movie
I wish for the ability to double jump
Granted, you hit a block and die of Reality Ensues.
I wish I could remember things better.
Granted! You recall things that were erased from your memory because These Are Things Man Was Not Meant to Know.
I wish everything in my life would turn out perfect.
Edited by jaketroper on Feb 9th 2020 at 6:48:59 AM
Granted. The information brokerage MyLife grows to be incredibly succesful and earns far more profit than ever before. Your life still sucks though.
I wish I could timetravel to any year I wanted
Granted, the time period is not as good as you expected and you can't go to any other time periods after.
I wish to write a great CK 2 AAR.
Granted. Your dynasty dies out only a few minutes after starting the game, with every enemy faction dogpiling on you and you alone, regardless of their previous alliances or friendship/enmity with other nations.
I wish I had enough money to buy a decent apartment that I could live in.
Edited by WillyFourEyes on Feb 12th 2020 at 6:19:50 AM
You get the money, but there are no apartments available to be bought. Ever.
I wish Pokémon existed and were benevolent.
Granted, because they're everywhere, they're no different to normal animals to the point you cannot tell the difference between Pokemons and animals. So capturing a Pokemon is no different to catching a beetle (which is the hobby that the Pokemon franchise is based on).
I wish Frame Arms Girls are real, living miniature robot girls.
Granted. They are malevolent, start a Robot War and eventually enslave humanity.
I wish I knew whoever was at my door before they got there.
Your secret admirer stops sending you flowers- because you see him before he even leaves the flowers at your door.
I wish to find true love for Valentine's Day.
Granted, your true love is yourself.
I wish Valentine's Day doesn't exist.
Edited by Mhazard on Feb 14th 2020 at 6:07:00 PM
Granted, now no-one loves anyone.
I wish I had more time.
Granted. It happens while you're asleep.
I wish I had someone to love.
Granted. He'll be Ralph Winchester from The Simpsons.
I wish I was physically stronger.
Granted. You're so strong that now you break everything you touch, no matter how gentle you try to be.
I wish for an attractive girlfriend my own age who is also attracted to me, but in a wholesome way (as in, she's not a Yandere or something).
Granted, the girl is attractive... by ancient standards. For modern people, she's nothing but a chubby Gonk that'd scare away everyone.
I wish Raid: Shadow Legends would receive a TV Tropes work page for some shits and giggles.
Granted. The shits and giggles ends when people take the page seriously.
I wish i had another vinyl record and/or CD for my collection.
Granted. It is the single worst piece of music ever recorded by humans. The CD's mere existence lessens all other forms of music for you, driving you to abandon listening to music.
I wish I had the power to stop time.
Granted. It stops everything, including you
I wish for a bag of carrots
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