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WillyFourEyes I Make Deep Cuts! from ...IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE I'M FROM! Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
I Make Deep Cuts!
Feb 8th 2020 at 11:36:06 AM

Granted, but her dickbag of a father finds out about your Secret Relationship and has you, then her, killed.

I wish I had my own annoying entrance and exit music.

"What strength! But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world!"
jaketroper from New York, New York Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Feb 8th 2020 at 12:50:32 PM

The music plays whenever you move. You are exiting the exact spot you were in and entering a new spot. I wish I could make anyone do whatever I want

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Awe921 AAAAA eg from spot in space and time called my house Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
AAAAA eg
Feb 8th 2020 at 1:56:48 PM

granted. nobody is able to do anything without your orders and such, society collapses due to no one doing anything.

i wish i could vent all my rage in this very instant in a peaceful manner.

i am a lazy idiot. but a lazy idiot with DREAMS.
TairaMai rollin' on dubs from El Paso Tx Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
rollin' on dubs
Feb 8th 2020 at 10:37:10 PM

[up]Granted, the peaceful manner is you bursting into a puff of smoke, leaving behind the scent of pine oil.

I wish I had the complete series of any media I want to watch....

abloogy woogy woo
jaketroper from New York, New York Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Feb 9th 2020 at 6:41:09 AM

[up] Granted! All of the episodes are now on your device, but you can’t actually watch any of those episodes.

I wish the troper below me wouldn’t be able to think of a way to corrupt this wish!

Edited by jaketroper on Feb 9th 2020 at 9:41:27 AM

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TairaMai rollin' on dubs from El Paso Tx Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
rollin' on dubs
Feb 9th 2020 at 10:25:16 AM

[up] Granted. A random person thinks it up instead, you get bizarre symptoms from random diseasesnote  as they were binge watching House at the time.

I catgirls were real....

Edited by TairaMai on Feb 10th 2020 at 1:25:34 AM

abloogy woogy woo
johannes4123 The most bloodthirsty caribou you will ever meet from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
The most bloodthirsty caribou you will ever meet
Feb 9th 2020 at 10:31:41 AM

Granted. They look like the ones from the Cats movie

I wish for the ability to double jump

No amount of eyeball monsters, killer swarms or flaming spirits will keep this thing at bay for long
JTTWlover Do I hear a new dude joining the love triangle? from Chinese Heaven Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Do I hear a new dude joining the love triangle?
Feb 9th 2020 at 12:18:54 PM

Granted, you hit a block and die of Reality Ensues.

I wish I could remember things better.

If there’s a book you want to read, but it hasn’t been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
jaketroper from New York, New York Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Feb 9th 2020 at 3:46:07 PM

[up] Granted! You recall things that were erased from your memory because These Are Things Man Was Not Meant to Know.

I wish everything in my life would turn out perfect.

Edited by jaketroper on Feb 9th 2020 at 6:48:59 AM

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Awesomekid42 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Feb 12th 2020 at 11:37:17 AM

Granted. The information brokerage MyLife grows to be incredibly succesful and earns far more profit than ever before. Your life still sucks though.

I wish I could timetravel to any year I wanted

The_Dag Protect the Cinnamon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Protect the Cinnamon Bun
Feb 12th 2020 at 11:56:32 AM

Granted, the time period is not as good as you expected and you can't go to any other time periods after.

I wish to write a great CK 2 AAR.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
WillyFourEyes I Make Deep Cuts! from ...IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE I'M FROM! Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
I Make Deep Cuts!
Feb 12th 2020 at 3:19:22 PM

Granted. Your dynasty dies out only a few minutes after starting the game, with every enemy faction dogpiling on you and you alone, regardless of their previous alliances or friendship/enmity with other nations.

I wish I had enough money to buy a decent apartment that I could live in.

Edited by WillyFourEyes on Feb 12th 2020 at 6:19:50 AM

"What strength! But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world!"
jaketroper from New York, New York Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Feb 13th 2020 at 5:33:27 PM

You get the money, but there are no apartments available to be bought. Ever.

I wish Pokémon existed and were benevolent.

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Mhazard . . . . . . from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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Feb 14th 2020 at 12:37:34 AM

Granted, because they're everywhere, they're no different to normal animals to the point you cannot tell the difference between Pokemons and animals. So capturing a Pokemon is no different to catching a beetle (which is the hobby that the Pokemon franchise is based on).

I wish Frame Arms Girls are real, living miniature robot girls.

Can you beat Airman?
MightyG The underwater man. from Underwater Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The underwater man.
Feb 14th 2020 at 1:25:47 AM

Granted. They are malevolent, start a Robot War and eventually enslave humanity.

I wish I knew whoever was at my door before they got there.

Hide your longboats!
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Feb 14th 2020 at 1:55:48 AM

Your secret admirer stops sending you flowers- because you see him before he even leaves the flowers at your door.

I wish to find true love for Valentine's Day.

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Mhazard . . . . . . from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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Feb 14th 2020 at 2:06:50 AM

Granted, your true love is yourself.

I wish Valentine's Day doesn't exist.

Edited by Mhazard on Feb 14th 2020 at 6:07:00 PM

Can you beat Airman?
The_Dag Protect the Cinnamon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Protect the Cinnamon Bun
Feb 14th 2020 at 5:41:09 AM

Granted, now no-one loves anyone.

I wish I had more time.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
AHSVelocity The Ultimate Roleplayer from the City of Fate Relationship Status: Desperate
The Ultimate Roleplayer
Feb 14th 2020 at 5:43:10 AM

Granted. It happens while you're asleep.

I wish I had someone to love.

"As a roleplayer, I tend to think through a bunch of different scenarios to see what works. It's actually a useful strategy."
gc10 Human Individual from Earth for sure Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Human Individual
Feb 14th 2020 at 6:02:12 AM

Granted. He'll be Ralph Winchester from The Simpsons.

I wish I was physically stronger.

Do not want
Ozbourne Purple Argyle Lesbian Vampire from if it fits, I sits Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Purple Argyle Lesbian Vampire
Feb 15th 2020 at 2:49:54 PM

Granted. You're so strong that now you break everything you touch, no matter how gentle you try to be.

I wish for an attractive girlfriend my own age who is also attracted to me, but in a wholesome way (as in, she's not a Yandere or something).

Stupid doomed timeline...
Mhazard . . . . . . from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
. . . . . .
Feb 16th 2020 at 1:35:38 AM

Granted, the girl is attractive... by ancient standards. For modern people, she's nothing but a chubby Gonk that'd scare away everyone.

I wish Raid: Shadow Legends would receive a TV Tropes work page for some shits and giggles.

Can you beat Airman?
Seaners Just some guy from Manila
Just some guy
Feb 16th 2020 at 3:33:54 AM

Granted. The shits and giggles ends when people take the page seriously.

I wish i had another vinyl record and/or CD for my collection.

Don't do coke kids.
MightyG The underwater man. from Underwater Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The underwater man.
Feb 16th 2020 at 3:56:56 AM

Granted. It is the single worst piece of music ever recorded by humans. The CD's mere existence lessens all other forms of music for you, driving you to abandon listening to music.

I wish I had the power to stop time.

Hide your longboats!
johannes4123 The most bloodthirsty caribou you will ever meet from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
The most bloodthirsty caribou you will ever meet
Feb 16th 2020 at 4:04:39 AM

Granted. It stops everything, including you

I wish for a bag of carrots

No amount of eyeball monsters, killer swarms or flaming spirits will keep this thing at bay for long

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