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Awesomekid42 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Feb 1st 2020 at 4:40:21 PM

Granted. Killing you is a very crucial step for him to topple the United States.

I wish I was an expert swimmer.

TairaMai rollin' on dubs from El Paso Tx Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
rollin' on dubs
Feb 1st 2020 at 4:45:22 PM

[up] Granted, you are now a fish. They are expert swimmers.

I wish all the pets could talk to their owners....

abloogy woogy woo
Feb 1st 2020 at 5:43:24 PM

^ They technically already do. Just not by human standards.

.elprup a shiw I

TairaMai rollin' on dubs from El Paso Tx Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
rollin' on dubs
Feb 1st 2020 at 7:30:05 PM

Granted. [up] .pu uoy staeb neila neerg A

I wish those Micro Machine toys were popular again....

abloogy woogy woo
MightyG The underwater man. from Underwater Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The underwater man.
Feb 1st 2020 at 7:36:40 PM

Granted. All other toys cease to exist.

I wish I knew the perfect question to ask anyone at any time.

Hide your longboats!
Awesomekid42 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Feb 3rd 2020 at 11:51:48 AM

Granted. But something always interupts them when they're about to answer said question, and they forget about it, causing your questions to never be answered.

I wish I could magically influence people's thoughts.

The_Dag Protect the Cinnamon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Protect the Cinnamon Bun
Feb 3rd 2020 at 1:53:28 PM

Granted, you influence them into wanting to kill you.

I wish to lose weight.

Edited by The_Dag on Feb 3rd 2020 at 9:57:33 AM

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
NineTailedCat The kobold never bothered me anyway from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
The kobold never bothered me anyway
Feb 3rd 2020 at 2:38:33 PM

Granted. You're lifted a few meters into the air, reducing Earth's gravitational pull on you.

I wish I had a river I could skate away on.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
AHSVelocity The Ultimate Roleplayer from the City of Fate Relationship Status: Desperate
The Ultimate Roleplayer
Feb 3rd 2020 at 8:22:56 PM

Granted, but the ice is super thin, so as soon as you step on it or apply any pressure to it, it'll break.

I wish my imaginary friends were real.

"As a roleplayer, I tend to think through a bunch of different scenarios to see what works. It's actually a useful strategy."
Malfar The Ocean's Gray Waves/Crux of Fates from Ruling my Kingdom Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
The Ocean's Gray Waves/Crux of Fates
Feb 4th 2020 at 7:30:58 PM

Granted, however your imaginary friends are at the bottom of the Marina Trench.

I wish for a young and happy servent, whom willingly obeys all my commands in the spirit I intend, will never betray me, and protect me until we both perish from natural old age.

I make my own fate! (When I'm not fighting for Hoshido or Nohr.)
Awesomekid42 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Feb 5th 2020 at 12:13:23 PM

Granted. The servant's incredibly incompetent at his job, and despite their best intentions, does more harm than good for you.

I wish people would stop going out of their way to make their wishes as incorruptible as possible.

AHSVelocity The Ultimate Roleplayer from the City of Fate Relationship Status: Desperate
The Ultimate Roleplayer
Feb 5th 2020 at 12:16:43 PM

Granted, except the concept pops back up in their minds thanks to the Internet and they start attempting to do it again.

Only true evil would corrupt my next wish: I wish for a bacon-and-egg breakfast plate.

Edited by AHSVelocity on Feb 5th 2020 at 2:16:51 PM

"As a roleplayer, I tend to think through a bunch of different scenarios to see what works. It's actually a useful strategy."
johannes4123 The most bloodthirsty caribou you will ever meet from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
The most bloodthirsty caribou you will ever meet
Feb 5th 2020 at 1:18:22 PM

Granted. You become the bacon-and-egg breakfast plate. Yes, I am evil

I wish for a unicorn

Edited by johannes4123 on Feb 5th 2020 at 10:18:43 AM

No amount of eyeball monsters, killer swarms or flaming spirits will keep this thing at bay for long
The_Dag Protect the Cinnamon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Protect the Cinnamon Bun
Feb 5th 2020 at 5:04:35 PM

Granted. It's a Terraria unicorn.

I wish to be a genius.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
AtlasStratus Knight Cheesebeam from Frouphut, 1337 Impossible Avenue Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Knight Cheesebeam
Feb 5th 2020 at 6:03:35 PM

Granted. You are a genius in how to pick your nose.

I wish I could make a profit off selling flavourless beige smoothies containing all nutrients required by the human body.

i would like a rehydration
AHSVelocity The Ultimate Roleplayer from the City of Fate Relationship Status: Desperate
The Ultimate Roleplayer
Feb 6th 2020 at 5:39:14 AM

Granted, but the mafia gets word of it and has a problem with it, so now your money belongs to the mafia.

I wish I could live inside the internet.

"As a roleplayer, I tend to think through a bunch of different scenarios to see what works. It's actually a useful strategy."
Awesomekid42 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Feb 6th 2020 at 9:30:20 AM

Granted. You're viewed as malware, and promptly deleted.

I wish I could re-arrange my schedule for my college courses

Edited by Awesomekid42 on Feb 6th 2020 at 12:30:37 PM

WillyFourEyes I Make Deep Cuts! from ...IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE I'M FROM! Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
I Make Deep Cuts!
Feb 6th 2020 at 4:44:25 PM

Granted. If only you remembered to put those college courses back on your schedule, you'd have the credits you needed to graduate. Now you'll have to repeat the semester and try again.

I wish I remembered to clean out all the dust from my computer.

"What strength! But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world!"
Seaners Just some guy from Manila
Just some guy
Feb 6th 2020 at 4:53:19 PM

Granted.... and then you realized dust-mites were a thing.

I wish i had a really nice hat. (Not a cool one.)

Now in painstaking 3D! WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH!
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Feb 6th 2020 at 6:20:39 PM

Your really nice hat is so big that it is unable to fit on your own head, and keeps falling off randomly.

I wish I could teleport into my own body.

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Feb 7th 2020 at 1:21:09 AM

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Ozbourne Purple Argyle Lesbian Vampire from if it fits, I sits Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Purple Argyle Lesbian Vampire
Feb 7th 2020 at 3:05:35 PM

As you are already IN your own body, this causes a Divide by Zero and congratulations, you broke the universe.

I wish for a magic wand.

Stupid doomed timeline...
Awesomekid42 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Feb 7th 2020 at 7:00:39 PM

Granted. It's incredibly unstable, and you accidentally turn yourself into a frog.

I wish I could control my body functions.

TairaMai rollin' on dubs from El Paso Tx Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
rollin' on dubs
Feb 8th 2020 at 6:40:29 AM

[up] Granted, you enter the Uncanny Valley as your mannerism and behaviors diverge from the rest of humanity.

I wish I could talk to snakes....

abloogy woogy woo
Spottedleaf Dr. Caitlin Snow/Frost from The J.L.A. Sanctuary Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Dr. Caitlin Snow/Frost
Feb 8th 2020 at 7:16:34 AM

Granted. Everyone thinks you're the heir of Slytherin and now all your friends refuse to talk to you.

I wish the Cats movie didn't look so terrifying.

(insert ice pun here)
The_Dag Protect the Cinnamon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Protect the Cinnamon Bun
Feb 8th 2020 at 8:36:25 AM

Granted, now it looks horrifying.

I wish Bernadetta was my GF.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!

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