Corrupt-a-wish.

granted. the staff of the film see you with it and assume you stole it, leading into you being arrested.

i wish i was good at coding.

Edited by Awe921 on Jan 15th 2020 at 11:07:37 AM

Granted, you are good at coding, you get paired with people who are okayish at coding and executives who know nothing about it.

You go start raving mad in a week.

I wish I could carry a tune...

excuse me for the sandwich, but this pun is too good to pass
granted. here is a tuna for you to carry.

i wish i could punch children without social consequences

Granted, one of the kids stabs you in retaliation.

I wish for the ability to pause time.

Granted, you pause time, but you're stuck in time as well, frozen alongside time.

I wish to be able to not do any work for the rest of my life!

Granted. you grow fat, get diabetes and you suffer from various diseases for the rest of your life due to your refusal to have any exercise.

I wish I can build a Frame Arms Girl.

Edited by Mhazard on Jan 16th 2020 at 10:22:40 PM

^ Well, you technically already have the potential to do so, so your wish is null.

I wish that every time someone tries to corrupt someone else's wish, a clown magically appears in the same room as them to do nothing but perfom jumping jacks for ab uncomfortable amount of time, and will do so starting from the next post after this one.

Edited by Unnerving_Posterior on Jan 16th 2020 at 9:56:32 AM

Granted. The clown's invisible, inaudible, and unable to touch anything other than the ground, so nobody notices.

I wish I could alter my body to my liking.

Granted, after altering yourself into a horrific monstrosity once for fun you realise you can't change back.

I wish I could shoot laser beams.

Granted, you shoot laser beams... from your peener.

I wish that annoying Ear Worms weren't that too common for me.

Edited by Seaners on Jan 18th 2020 at 3:16:30 AM

Granted. They become far, far more common than before.

I wish for world peace.

Yeah this is an easy one. World Peace is declared - years later aliens arrive to colonize Earth and you're drafted to fight them. Earth wins but becomes a dictatorship pining for the glory days of "world peace" and using that as an excuse to repress the populace.

I wish everyone would use their turn signals while driving!

If this comes true, then everyone will try to turn at any curve possible, meaning that there is no end to their driving, and the human race can end up dying from starvation and madness.

I wish for immortality by staying the same age.

Granted, the age you stay at is 2 years old.

I wish I knew Physics.

You become so good at physics that you become the physics professor of an university that invented the Hadron Collider, and things go badly from there.

I wish my own digestive system had the ability to talk to me and others- that or I had the ability to teleport into my own body. (either wish works)

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jan 26th 2020 at 2:09:31 AM

Wish granted. You can now speak telepathically with your organs. However, you will feel great pain since the stomach is always holding acid.

I wish every fandom on the Internet isn't as toxic without any censorship involved.

Edited by TheGrayShadow on Jan 27th 2020 at 3:51:05 AM

Granted. Too bad the only things worth being fans of on the Internet are either So Bad, It's Good or So Bad, It's Horrible.

I wish it really was always high noon somewhere.

Granted. It already is high noon somewhere, due to time zones!

I wish that every time someone tries to corrupt someone else's wish, a visible, audible clown who can touch anything (including the ground) magically appears in the same room as them to do nothing but perfom jumping jacks for an uncomfortable amount of time, and will do so starting from the next five posts after this one.

Well, the clown's only an inch tall so it's more amusing than annoying, plus it probably gets stepped on by the first person who summons it, so...

I wish I could hug every (domestic) cat.

Granted. You not only catch several different diseases from untreated cats but are also attacked by many of them, leading you to die before you finish hugging every last domestic cat on the planet.

I wish for a empty Winchester M1887.

Granted. You get an empty Winchester M1887. But you can't think of anywhere to display it.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

Edited by TheGrayShadow on Jan 29th 2020 at 3:20:50 AM

Granted. Buuuuuuut.... because you wished for a "incorruptible" wish, and the whole idea of this was to subvert the wishes we grant, and because we couldn't actually corrupt it because it's "incorruptible". You've suddenly broke all laws of physics for making an "incorruptible-corruptible wish". Complicated, but justified.

I wish for all of the corrupted wishes to be unwished.

Granted. This includes yours, so after being unwished they're wished back into existence again because you wished for them to be unwished, but in doing so, you made a wish and asked that wish to be corrupted, making it an uncorrupted wish that needed to be unwished.

I wish I understood what I just wrote.

Granted, you Go Mad from the Revelation.

I wish to get A* in all exams.

Granted. It's because they're altered. This is found out, and you are promptly kicked out.

I wish for Rico Rodriguez to do his thing and topple the United States of America.

Perfect! at least the USA is toppled.

Edited by hanwen1234 on Feb 2nd 2020 at 8:45:27 PM